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I went in to a pet shop. I said, ‘Can I buy a goldfish?’ The guy said, ‘Do you want an aquarium?’ I said, ‘I don’t care what star sign it is.’
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50 Short, Clean Jokes And Puns That Will Get You A Laugh Every Time
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Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
It’s ‘To whom.’
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My grandfather died peacefully, in his sleep...not screaming like the passengers in his car.
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Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. That’s just how I roll.
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What did the Buddhist ask the hot-dog vendor? Make me one with everything.
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You must understand: they fear you. There is nothing scarier in their minds than a who knows the power of her flames.
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What does a pepper do when it’s angry? It gets jalapeño face!
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Leos are fiercely loyal and some of the most generous friends to have. People are drawn to their enthusiasm and passion in everything they do.
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Confidence is key, dear Leo. You take charge and others take notice. You’re dominant and never passive. You make the first move and are the one to turn up the temperature.
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A Sagittarius hardly holds grudges. If you ask one about it, he or she will tell you it's old news. They've already moved on.
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The majority of Sagittarius come across as extremely composed, patient, sure about what they want and where they wish to get...without showing the least amount of apprehension or urgency.
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Sagittarius speak their minds and can say things to you so bluntly, you won't know if you should be upset or love their honesty.
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A Sagittarius can read people easily, so there's no hiding your feelings from them.
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Nothing about a Sagittarius- born is boring. They know how to get the party started.
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They see possibly and take risks.
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A Sagittarius can look emotionally distant. But in reality, he or she has a big heart.
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As a Sagittarius, you don't have time for people who play mind games because you have better things to do with your time.
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Oddly if you let a Sagittarius be, they will not go anywhere...but try to cage them up and they'll run.
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When they say 'whatever,' be afraid. Be very afraid.
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Honesty, justice and keeping your word are the most highly regarded traits for them
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To impress a Leo it is quite simple. Demand attention, be charming, and look them straight in the eye. They respect anyone who challenges them.
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[Leos], you are a natural born leader. You are friendly, and honest, and people are drawn to your energy. You are the type of person people admire because they want to emulate your spirit and your sociability.
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You tend to be romantic and passionate. Your relationships are hardly uneventful due to you being impulsive and spontaneous. Thanks to these traits, you aren't as afraid of rejection like others, which can be good.
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Dating a Leo is like dating the head cheerleader in high school, there’s a bit of an intrigue about someone like that who would actually date a mortal.
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