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I went in to a pet shop. I said, ‘Can I buy a goldfish?’ The guy said, ‘Do you want an aquarium?’ I said, ‘I don’t care what star sign it is.’

— Thought Catalog, 50 Short, Clean Jokes And Puns That Will Get You A Laugh Every Time

Pet Shop Aquarium goldfish Zodiac

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Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
It’s ‘To whom.’

— Thought Catalog, 50 Short, Clean Jokes And Puns That Will Get You A Laugh Every Time

Grammar Nazi Grammar Knock-Knock Jokes

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My grandfather died peacefully, in his sleep...not screaming like the passengers in his car.

— Thought Catalog, 50 Short, Clean Jokes And Puns That Will Get You A Laugh Every Time

Double Entendre Morbid Car Crashes Auto Fatalities

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Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. That’s just how I roll.

— Thought Catalog, 50 Short, Clean Jokes And Puns That Will Get You A Laugh Every Time

Double Entendre

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What did the Buddhist ask the hot-dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

— Thought Catalog, 50 Short, Clean Jokes And Puns That Will Get You A Laugh Every Time

Buddhist Double Entendre

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You must understand: they fear you. There is nothing scarier in their minds than a who knows the power of her flames.

— Thought Catalog, FB Fanpage

Fear Love strength

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What does a pepper do when it’s angry? It gets jalapeño face!

— Thought Catalog, 50 Short, Clean Jokes And Puns That Will Get You A Laugh Every Time

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We gravitate toward labels because it's always a relief to be seen, to find ourselves in descriptions.

— Geneen Roth, Women Food And God: An Unexpected Path To Almost Everything

Mental Health Personality Identity MBTI Zodiac Astrology

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Leos are fiercely loyal and some of the most generous friends to have. People are drawn to their enthusiasm and passion in everything they do.

— Caithlin Pena, Why People Are Drawn To You, According To Your Zodiac Sign

Leos Horoscope Zodiac Loyalty Generosity Friendship Enthusiasm Passion

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Confidence is key, dear Leo. You take charge and others take notice. You’re dominant and never passive. You make the first move and are the one to turn up the temperature.

— Bob Alaburda, Your Sexiest Quality According To Your Zodiac Sign

Leos Horoscope Zodiac Confidence Dominance Passion Dating Relationships

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A Sagittarius hardly holds grudges. If you ask one about it, he or she will tell you it's old news. They've already moved on.

— Yolanda, 25 Interesting Sagittarius Quotes for the Zodiac Junkie

Sagittarius Quotes Zodiac

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The majority of Sagittarius come across as extremely composed, patient, sure about what they want and where they wish to get...without showing the least amount of apprehension or urgency.

— Yolanda, 25 Interesting Sagittarius Quotes for the Zodiac Junkie

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Sagittarius speak their minds and can say things to you so bluntly, you won't know if you should be upset or love their honesty.

— Yolanda, 25 Interesting Sagittarius Quotes for the Zodiac Junkie

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A Sagittarius can read people easily, so there's no hiding your feelings from them.

— Yolanda, 25 Interesting Sagittarius Quotes for the Zodiac Junkie

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Nothing about a Sagittarius- born is boring. They know how to get the party started.

— Yolanda, 25 Interesting Sagittarius Quotes for the Zodiac Junkie

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They see possibly and take risks.

— Yolanda, 25 Interesting Sagittarius Quotes for the Zodiac Junkie

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A Sagittarius can look emotionally distant. But in reality, he or she has a big heart.

— Yolanda, 25 Interesting Sagittarius Quotes for the Zodiac Junkie

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As a Sagittarius, you don't have time for people who play mind games because you have better things to do with your time.

— Yolanda, 25 Interesting Sagittarius Quotes for the Zodiac Junkie

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Oddly if you let a Sagittarius be, they will not go anywhere...but try to cage them up and they'll run.

— Yolanda, 25 Interesting Sagittarius Quotes for the Zodiac Junkie

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When they say 'whatever,' be afraid. Be very afraid.

— Yolanda, 25 Interesting Sagittarius Quotes for the Zodiac Junkie

Sagittarius Quotes Zodiac

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Honesty, justice and keeping your word are the most highly regarded traits for them

— Yolanda, 25 Interesting Sagittarius Quotes for the Zodiac Junkie

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To impress a Leo it is quite simple. Demand attention, be charming, and look them straight in the eye. They respect anyone who challenges them.

— January Nelson, How To Gain Someone’s Respect, Based On Their Zodiac Sign

Leo Horoscope Zodiac How To Impress A Leo Leos

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[Leos], you are a natural born leader. You are friendly, and honest, and people are drawn to your energy. You are the type of person people admire because they want to emulate your spirit and your sociability.

— January Nelson, What People Admire Most About You Based On Your Zodiac Sign

Leos Horoscope Zodiac leaders Social Spirit

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You tend to be romantic and passionate. Your relationships are hardly uneventful due to you being impulsive and spontaneous. Thanks to these traits, you aren't as afraid of rejection like others, which can be good.

— Nicole Weaver, What Your Zodiac Sign Says About The Way You Love

Leos Horoscope Zodiac Passion Romantic Relationship

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Dating a Leo is like dating the head cheerleader in high school, there’s a bit of an intrigue about someone like that who would actually date a mortal.

— Chrissy Stockton, The Type Of Person Who’s Attracted To You, Based On Your Zodiac Sign

Leos Horoscope Zodiac Dating Love Relationships

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