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Taika Waititi Quotes

Total quotes: 11
“Vampire sex is like pizza, in that even when it's bad it's good. It's designed to be enjoyed by eight or more people. There's a choice of toppings.And in the morning, you're like, 'Aah! Why do I have puncture wounds on my penis?’”
— Nandor, What We Do in the Shadows, Season 1: The Orgy
Tagged: Nandor the Relentless, Vampire Sex, Sex and Pizza
“Government Official: Please describe the right to bear arms.

Nandor: If it's a nice day, you should have the right to bare your arms.

Government Official: All right.Moving on.”
— Nandor, What We Do in the Shadows, Season 1: Citizenship
Tagged: Witty Dialouge , Right to Bear Arms
“Deacon: I think we drink virgin blood because it sounds cool.

Vladislav: I think of it like this. If you are going to eat a sandwich, you would just enjoy it more if you knew no one had fucked it.”
— Deacon, What We Do in the Shadows
Tagged: Virgin Blood, Sandwich, Fuck
“I just brought my friend to a house full of vampires. I brought my virgin friend into a house full of vampires.”
— Guillermo, What We Do in the Shadows, Season 1: The Orgy
Tagged: Virgins, Vampires, Vampies Eating Virgins
“There is nothing more devastating than finding out your husband has made porn... and it's so bloody boring.”
— Nadja, What We Do in the Shadows, Season 1: The Orgy
Tagged: Boring Porono
“It seems that, uh, government workers are immune to hypnotism. It's like their souls are dead or something.”
— Nandor, What We Do in the Shadows, Season 1: Citizenship
Tagged: Government Workers, The Soulless
“Deacon: I think we drink virgin blood because it sounds cool.

Vladislav: I think of it like this. If you are going to eat a sandwich, you would just enjoy it more if you knew no one had fucked it.”
— Deacon, What We Do in the Shadows
Tagged: Virgin Blood, Sandwich, Fuck
“When it comes to zoning ordinances, I have a few thoughts.”
— Colin Robinson, What We Do in the Shadows, Season 1: City Council
Tagged: Emotional Vampires at Town Meetings
“You just shut up now, my stupid little baby.”
— Nadja, What We Do in the Shadows, Season 1: Citizenship
Tagged: Amusing Insults
“This boy's grown some claws.”
— Laszlo Cravensworth, What We Do in the Shadows, Season 4: Reunited
Tagged: claws, Sassy
“We have come up with a list of all the things we would like to change once the vampires are in charge.


 I'd like to see the construction of a huge opaque dome the size of the city, covering the city, and blocking out all sunlight. No noise during daylight hours. All local churches to destroy their crucifixes. A total ban on turtlenecks. A vampire-only television channel. 


I would like for me, personally, my favorite comedy, Priests Falling Over. Free but compulsory harpsichord concerts every day of the week. We would have nun-free zones with a sign that says: ‘No Nuns.No Nuns. None.’”
— Nadja, What We Do in the Shadows, Season 1: City Council
Tagged: Vampire Demands
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