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Scott Pilgrim Quotes

Total quotes: 13
“If I peed my pants would you pretend that I just got wet from the rain?”
— Scott Pilgrim, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
Tagged: Urination, Rain
“Scott Pilgrim: Why can't we have our own secret shows?

Kim Pine: All of our shows are secret shows.”
— Scott Pilgrim, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
Tagged: Secret, Unpopular
“When I'm around you, I kind of feel like I'm on drugs. Not that I do drugs. Unless you do drugs, in which case I do them all the time. All of them.”
— Scott Pilgrim, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
Tagged: Love, romance, Loving Deeply, In love, deeply in love
“I know you play mysterious and aloof just to avoid getting hurt. And I know you have reasons for not wanting talk about your past. I want you to know that I don't care about any of that stuff. Because I'm in lesbians with you.”
— Scott Pilgrim, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
Tagged: mysterious, Aloof, hurt, Lesbians
“We are Sex Bob-Omb and we are here to make you think about death and get sad and stuff.”
— Scott Pilgrim, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
Tagged: Bands, sex bomb, Death, Sad
“Bouncer: Password?

Scott Pilgrim: Whatever..

Bouncer: Cool.”
— Scott Pilgrim, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
Tagged: Love, romance, Loving Deeply, In love, deeply in love
“Hi I was thinking about asking you out but then I realized how stupid that would be.”
— Scott Pilgrim, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
Tagged: Best of Moments, Movie Quotes
“Dude this thing claims I have mail. Dude, now I'm reading it. Dear mister Pilgrim it has come to my attention that we will be fighting soon. My name is mister Patel. Fair warning. Mono e mono, blah blah. ”
— Scott Pilgrim, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
Tagged: Best of Moments, Movie Quotes
“Garlic bread is my favorite food. I could honestly eat it for every meal. Or just eat it all the time without even stopping.”
— Scott Pilgrim, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
Tagged: Best of Moments, Movie Quotes
“I have to go pee due to boredom.”
— Scott Pilgrim, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
Tagged: Pee, Boredom
“You once were a ve-gone. But now you will be-gone.”
— Scott Pilgrim, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
Tagged: Best of Moments, Movie Quotes
“Hey, what's up? Hey, you know Pac-Man. You know the original name for Pac-Man was Puck Man. Not because he looks like a hockey puck. But its Paku Paku. Means flap your mouth. But they thought people would scratch out the "p" and turn it into an "f" like "Fuck Man."”
— Scott Pilgrim, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
Tagged: Best of Moments, Movie Quotes
“Scott Pilgrim: Hey so, can this not be a one-night stand? For one thing I didn't even get any. That was a joke.

Ramona V. Flowers: What did you have in mind?

Scott Pilgrim: Oh, come to this first round of this battle of the bands thing.

Ramona V. Flowers: You have a band?

Scott Pilgrim: Yeah, we're terrible. Please come.

Ramona V. Flowers: [sighs] Sure.”
— Scott Pilgrim, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
Tagged: battle of the bands, one-night stand
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