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Sarah Silverman Quotes

Total quotes: 7
“I like my life alone. I mean, I love being with friends, and I love kissing and loving someone to pieces. But it’s hard to find someone who doesn’t ultimately start judging you and your choices.”
— Sarah Silverman
Tagged: Solitude
“What? Speak up, I can't hear you. Your breath is so bad it made my ears numb!”
— Vanellope von Schweetz (voice), Wreck-It Ralph
Tagged: insults, bad breath
“You were completely right. I sleep so much better when I'm alone. And you scream in your sleep.”
— Emily, Seinfeld, Season 8: The Money
Tagged: Sleeping, Sleeping Alone, Insomnia
“I bet you really gotta watch where you step in a game called 'Hero's Doodie!'”
— Vanellope von Schweetz (voice), Wreck-It Ralph
Tagged: Games, Potty Humor
“Mommy is one of the chosen people … and daddy believes that Jesus is magic!”
— Sarah Silverman, Jesus Is Magic
Tagged: Women in Comedy, Religion
“People use 'panic attack' very casually out here in Los Angeles, but I don't think most of them really know what it is. Every breath is labored. You are dying. You are going to die. It's terrifying. and then when the attack is over the depression is still there.”
— Sarah Silverman, Sarah Silverman Opens Up About Her Battle With Depression and Her Gutsiest Career Move Yet
Tagged: Depression Awareness, Mental Health Awareness
“To the Bernie-or-bust people, you're being ridiculous.”
— Sarah Silverman, A blunt message from Sarah Silverman
Tagged: Election 2016, Bernie Sanders, Bernie or Bust, DNC 2016
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