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Sam Henderson

Sam Henderson Quotes

Total quotes: 3

Sam Henderson

Birthname

Birthday: October 18, 1969

Educated At: School Of Visual Arts

Nationality: United States Of America, United States

Occupations: Cartoonist, Film Director, Leso

Total quotes: 3

“Oh, if I'd known being a lifeguard meant guarding their lives, I would never have said yes.”

— Spongebob Squarepants, SpongeBob SquarePants, Season 3: SpongeGuard on Duty

Tagged: Lifeguards, Stupid, Oh The Irony, Stupid Spongebob

“Like, once, I met this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy's cousin—”

— Spongebob Squarepants, SpongeBob SquarePants, Season 3: Krab Borg

Tagged: Repetition

“SpongeBob SquarePants: I'm every bit as good as Larry, and if I'm not, then may I be struck by...
[rumble of thunder]
SpongeBob SquarePants: ... a flying ice cream truck.
[a shadow forms over SpongeBob; chimes play]
SpongeBob SquarePants: And live!
[the flying ice cream truck stops short of crushing Spongebob]
Larry the Lobster: [on megaphone] Please do not land flying ice cream trucks on the bathers.”

— Spongebob Squarepants, SpongeBob SquarePants, Season 3: The Algae's Always Greener

Tagged: thunder, Flying Ice Cream Trucks, Careful What You Wish For

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