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Sperm banks are like torrents
they both want your seed.
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Sabaras
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Sperm banks are like torrents
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A single sperm has 37.5 MB of DNA information in it. That means an average ejaculation represents a data transfer of 1587.5 TB
That's a lot of information to swallow
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shsourov
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A single sperm has 37.5 MB of DNA information in it. That means an average ejaculation represents a data transfer of 1587.5 TB
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The last time I was involved in sex, I was a sperm.
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Why does it take a million sperm to fertilize one egg? They really are too damn proud to stop and ask for directions.
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Whose sperm hit whose egg shouldn't determine who works here!
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Apparently my sperm shoots through the egg like bullets! Can you believe that?
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Whenever you're feeling down, remember, you're the sperm that won.
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My friend asked me why I make so many sperm jokes. I said, "I don't know I guess they just come naturally to me.
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She missed her period? Oh my god. I can't believe it! I'm a father! I did it! My boys can swim! I can do it! I can do it!
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Do you know why it takes one sperm out of a million to fertilize one egg? Because no man will stop and ask for directions...
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Do you know why it takes one sperm out of a million to fertilize one egg?
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Between the heroin epidemic, the instant gratification culture of the Internet, and this, a Brave New World seems plausible now.
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