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A single sperm has 37.5 MB of DNA information in it. That means an average ejaculation represents a data transfer of 1587.5 TB
That's a lot of information to swallow

— shsourov, A single sperm has 37.5 MB of DNA information in it. That means an average ejaculation represents a data transfer of 1587.5 TB

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The last time I was involved in sex, I was a sperm.

— Unknown, 5,000 Sidesplitting Jokes and One-Liners

Sex Not Getting Laid Sperm

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Why does it take a million sperm to fertilize one egg? They really are too damn proud to stop and ask for directions.

— Unknown, 30 Hilarious Jokes For Feminists Because Women Are Awesome

Sperm egg Reproduction feminism

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Whose sperm hit whose egg shouldn't determine who works here!

— Temperance 'Bones' Brennan (Emily Deschanel), Bones, Season 4: The Passenger in the Oven

Sperm egg job qualifications

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Apparently my sperm shoots through the egg like bullets! Can you believe that?

— Pierce Hawthorne (Chevy Chase), Community, Season 1: Spanish 101

Sperm eggs Simile Examples bullets Shock

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Whenever you're feeling down, remember, you're the sperm that won.

— Sex & Relationship, via Twitter

Sex Tweets Sperm Winner alive

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My friend asked me why I make so many sperm jokes. I said, "I don't know I guess they just come naturally to me.

— Loaficious, My friend asked me why I make so many sperm jokes.

Sperm joke naturally

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She missed her period? Oh my god. I can't believe it! I'm a father! I did it! My boys can swim! I can do it! I can do it!

— George Costanza (Jason Alexander), Seinfeld, Season 3: The Fix-Up

menstruation Sperm periods Fertility Pregnancy

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Do you know why it takes one sperm out of a million to fertilize one egg? Because no man will stop and ask for directions...

— chadywacker, Do you know why it takes one sperm out of a million to fertilize one egg?

Sperm Million fertilize egg Man Ask Directions

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Between the heroin epidemic, the instant gratification culture of the Internet, and this, a Brave New World seems plausible now.

— Joshua Grubbs, via twitter.com

Reproduction The future Sperm

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Sperm banks are like torrents
they both want your seed.

— Sabaras, Sperm banks are like torrents

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Charlotte: We are having Trey's sperm tested.

Miranda: Is it not doing well in school?

— Miranda Hobbes (Cynthia Nixon), Sex and the City, Season 4: Belles of the Balls

A single sperm has 37.5 MB of DNA information in it. That means an average ejaculation represents a data transfer of 1587.5 TB
That's a lot of information to swallow

— shsourov, A single sperm has 37.5 MB of DNA information in it. That means an average ejaculation represents a data transfer of 1587.5 TB

The last time I was involved in sex, I was a sperm.

— Unknown, 5,000 Sidesplitting Jokes and One-Liners

Why does it take a million sperm to fertilize one egg? They really are too damn proud to stop and ask for directions.

— Unknown, 30 Hilarious Jokes For Feminists Because Women Are Awesome

Whose sperm hit whose egg shouldn't determine who works here!

— Temperance 'Bones' Brennan (Emily Deschanel), Bones, Season 4: The Passenger in the Oven

Apparently my sperm shoots through the egg like bullets! Can you believe that?

— Pierce Hawthorne (Chevy Chase), Community, Season 1: Spanish 101

Whenever you're feeling down, remember, you're the sperm that won.

— Sex & Relationship, via Twitter

My friend asked me why I make so many sperm jokes. I said, "I don't know I guess they just come naturally to me.

— Loaficious, My friend asked me why I make so many sperm jokes.

She missed her period? Oh my god. I can't believe it! I'm a father! I did it! My boys can swim! I can do it! I can do it!

— George Costanza (Jason Alexander), Seinfeld, Season 3: The Fix-Up

Do you know why it takes one sperm out of a million to fertilize one egg? Because no man will stop and ask for directions...

— chadywacker, Do you know why it takes one sperm out of a million to fertilize one egg?

Between the heroin epidemic, the instant gratification culture of the Internet, and this, a Brave New World seems plausible now.

— Joshua Grubbs, via twitter.com

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