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Roseanne Conner Quotes

Total quotes: 15
“It is not my fault that I just happen to be a charismatic person who's always right about everything.”
— Roseanne Conner, Roseanne, Season 1: Twenty Years to Life
Tagged: Big Ego, Believing Too Much In Yourself, Over the Top Confidence
“Don't be mean to your sister. She's an old woman trying to have a baby.”
— Roseanne Conner, Roseanne, Season 1: Twenty Years to Life
Tagged: Subtle Insults, Pregnancy at Old Age
“Everything's fun when you're a kid. You ever go to the circus as an adult? It's nothing but animals getting beat and drunk clowns.”
— Roseanne Conner, Roseanne, Season 1: Twenty Years to Life
Tagged: Adults vs. Children, When You're Kid, Circus, Clowns, Things Get Boring When You Get Older, Wonder of Child vs. Sobriety of An Adult
“All of your relatives died from alcoholism. The ones that didn't drink were killed by the ones who did.”
— Roseanne Conner, Roseanne, Season 1: Dress to Impress
Tagged: Alcoholism, Drinking Problem, Genetic Heritage, White Trash
“Andrea: Did all of your children's deliveries go according to your birth plan? 

Roseanne: Um, they found their way out, if that's what you mean.”
— Roseanne Conner, Roseanne, Season 1: Dress to Impress
Tagged: Child Birth, Giving Birth To A Child, Class Differences
“I should have understood that, you know, you want the government to give everybody free health care 'cause you're a good-hearted person who can't do simple math.”
— Roseanne Conner, Roseanne, Season 1: Twenty Years to Life
Tagged: Liberals vs. Conservatives, Insults to Liberals, Health Care, American Politics
“Oh, I love plastic bottles 'cause when you're done with them, you just gather 'em up and dump 'em in the lake.”
— Roseanne Conner, Roseanne, Season 1: Dress to Impress
Tagged: Bottled Water, Recycling, Environmentalism Gone Terribly Wrong
“Jackie: What has happened to you? You always believed in my body, my choice.  

Roseanne: Right, and her body came out of my body, so it's my choice.”
— Roseanne Conner, Roseanne, Season 1: Twenty Years to Life
Tagged: My Body My Choice, Controlling Your Kids, Bossing Around Your Kids, kids
“Come on, I'll give you a ride to your job interview. All's you got to do is open up your Uber app and request me.”
— Roseanne Conner, Roseanne, Season 1: Twenty Years to Life
Tagged: Jokes, Bate and Switch Jokes
“Here's why you can't trust your kids 'cause they're stupid. That's why we don't give 'em cars or booze.”
— Roseanne Conner, Roseanne, Season 1: Roseanne Gets the Chair
Tagged: kids, Kids Are Dumb, Parenting
“You gotta pick your fights in life.”
— Roseanne Conner, Roseanne, Season 1: Dress to Impress
Tagged: strategy
“Hey, all our lives suck.”
— Roseanne Conner, Roseanne, Season 1: Roseanne Gets the Chair
Tagged: Life Sucks, Cynical Quotes About Life
“I can't remember where we hid our gun.”
— Roseanne Conner, Roseanne, Season 1: Twenty Years to Life
Tagged: Guns
“Most of all, Lord, thank you for making America great again.”
— Roseanne Conner, Roseanne, Season 1: Twenty Years to Life
Tagged: Trump's America, Make America Great Again, 2018 Political Climate
“I think you guys are really gonna like Mark 'cause he is a lot of fun, and he's very fashionable. Sometimes he wants to wear a dress or a real fancy top. I think he's gonna grow up and be a fashion designer. A really famous one, like, uh, T.J.Maxx or, um or that Ross guy. So, I'm counting on you guys to make the new kid feel welcome. And if you don't, I have ways of finding out about it. I'm a white witch.”
— Roseanne Conner, Roseanne, Season 1: Dress to Impress
Tagged: Speeches, Not Knowing High Fashion
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