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Roger Kumble

Roger Kumble

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Birthday May 28, 1966

Birthplace Harrison, New York, United States

Educated At Northwestern University

Nationality United States Of America

Occupations Playwright, Film Director, Screenwriter

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Relationships seem too distracting. I'd rather concentrate on my studies.

— Annette Hargrove (Reese Witherspoon), Cruel Intentions

Relatoinships distracting studies Education And Democracy

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He took down my pants and he started writing the alphabet but he was writing it with his tongue.

— Cecile Caldwell (Selma Blair), Cruel Intentions

Alphabet cunnilingus

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Sebastian: Why can't we be together?

Annette: You wanna know why? Because I don't trust myself with you.

— Sebastian Valmont (Ryan Phillippe), Cruel Intentions

Unrequited Trust

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I'm sick of sleeping with these insipid Manhattan debutantes. Nothing shocks them anymore.

— Sebastian Valmont (Ryan Phillippe), Cruel Intentions

hookup culture Manhattan Debutantes

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I hate it when things don't go my way. It makes me so horny.

— Kathryn Merteuil (Sarah Michelle Gellar), Cruel Intentions

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You could be a model. It's too bad you're not sexy.

— Sebastian Valmont (Ryan Phillippe), Cruel Intentions

model Sexy Insult

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Everybody loves me, and I intend to keep it that way.

— Kathryn Merteuil (Sarah Michelle Gellar), Cruel Intentions

Love Self-Esteem

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People shouldn't experience the act of love until they are in love.

— Annette Hargrove (Reese Witherspoon), Cruel Intentions

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Kathryn: The parental units called while you were out.

Sebastian: How IS your gold-digging, whore of a mother enjoying Bali?

Kathryn: She suspects your impotent, alcoholic father is diddling the maid.

Sebastian: Good.

— Kathryn Merteuil (Sarah Michelle Gellar), Cruel Intentions

Whore Impotent Alcoholic

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How can someone so charming be so manipulative?

— Annette Hargrove (Reese Witherspoon), Cruel Intentions

charming Manipulative

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E-mail is for geeks and pedophiles.

— Sebastian Valmont (Ryan Phillippe), Cruel Intentions

Email Geeks Pedophiles

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Kathryn: My advice is to sleep with as many people as possible.

Cecile Caldwell: But that would make me a slut, wouldn't it?

Kathryn: Cecile, everybody does it; it's just that nobody talks about it.

Cecile Caldwell: So, it's like a secret society?

Kathryn: That's one way looking at it.

— Kathryn Merteuil (Sarah Michelle Gellar), Cruel Intentions

Slut Shaming Promiscuity

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You spend all your time preaching about waiting for love. Well here it is. Right in front of you, and you're going to turn your back on it. So I guess we're just fucked. I'll move on. But you are going to have to live the rest of your life knowing that you've turned your back on love. And that makes you a hypocrite. Have a nice life.

— Sebastian Valmont (Ryan Phillippe), Cruel Intentions

True Love Fucked hypocrite

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[voiceover] Dear Annette, I don't know what I could possibly say that would rectify the harm I've caused you. The truth of the matter is that being with you was the only time I have ever been happy. My whole life has been a joke. I prided myself on taking joy in others' misery. Well, it finally backfired. I succeed in hurting the first person I ever loved. Enclosed is my most prized possession. My journal. For a long time I considered it my trophy. A sordid collection of my conquests. If you really want to know the truth then please read it. No more lies. Please give me another chance. I'm a wreck without you.

— Sebastian Valmont (Ryan Phillippe), Cruel Intentions

Apology Journal schadenfreude

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Eat me, Sebastian! It's okay for guys like you and Court to fuck everyone. But when I do it, I get dumped for innocent little twits like Cecile. God forbid, I exude confidence and enjoy sex. Do you think I relish the fact that I have to act like Mary Sunshine 24/7 so I can be considered a lady? I'm the Marcia fucking Brady of the Upper East Side, and sometimes I want to kill myself. So there's your psychoanalysis, Dr. Freud. Now tell me, are you in... or are you out?

— Kathryn Merteuil (Sarah Michelle Gellar), Cruel Intentions

Slut Shaming Sex Marcia Brady Upper East Side Psychonalysis

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I may now state, as the result of a long life spent in studying the works of the Creator, that I am satisfied they afford far more satisfactory and more convincing proofs of the existence of a supreme Being than any evidence transmitted through human testimony can possibly supply.

— Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

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Don’t become a mere recorder of facts, but try to penetrate the mystery of their origin.

— Ivan Pavlov, A quote by Ivan Pavlov

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I don't understand why dudes think loving a chick is wack. Like who do you expect to hold you down forever? Your homeboys? Lmao.

— Donald Glover, via twitter.com

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She said the reason that love is so painful is that it always amounts to two people wanting more than two people can give.

— Edna O'Brien, Saints and Sinners

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A woman who opens her heart to love you, when it's already broken, is braver than any person you'll meet

— Steven Benson, Bleeding Love

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That's all it takes, one drop of fear to curdle love into hate.

— James M. Cain, Double Indemnity

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People think first love is sweet, and never sweeter than when that first bond snaps...Yet that first broken heart is always the most painful, the slowest to mend, and leaves the most visible scar. What's so sweet about that?

— Stephen King, Joyland

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In the whole entire world, you are the only person, the only person I love or have ever loved. And I love you terribly. Terribly. That’s what’s so awfully, irreducibly real. I can make up anything but I can’t dream that away.

— Tony Kushner, Angels in America, Part One: Millennium Approaches

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At the bottom of every frozen heart there is a drop or two of love.

— Henry Miller, Tropic of Cancer

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Article says more women watch porn after marriage. Wonder if researches were watching porn instead of doing their job.

— Dr. Ruth Westheimer, via twitter.com

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