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Roger Kumble

Roger Kumble

Birthname

Birthday May 28, 1966

Birthplace Harrison, New York, United States

Educated At Northwestern University

Nationality United States Of America

Occupations Playwright, Film Director, Screenwriter

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He took down my pants and he started writing the alphabet but he was writing it with his tongue.

— Cecile Caldwell (Selma Blair), Cruel Intentions

Alphabet cunnilingus

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Relationships seem too distracting. I'd rather concentrate on my studies.

— Annette Hargrove (Reese Witherspoon), Cruel Intentions

Relatoinships distracting studies Education And Democracy

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Sebastian: Why can't we be together?

Annette: You wanna know why? Because I don't trust myself with you.

— Sebastian Valmont (Ryan Phillippe), Cruel Intentions

Unrequited Trust

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I'm sick of sleeping with these insipid Manhattan debutantes. Nothing shocks them anymore.

— Sebastian Valmont (Ryan Phillippe), Cruel Intentions

hookup culture Manhattan Debutantes

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I hate it when things don't go my way. It makes me so horny.

— Kathryn Merteuil (Sarah Michelle Gellar), Cruel Intentions

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You could be a model. It's too bad you're not sexy.

— Sebastian Valmont (Ryan Phillippe), Cruel Intentions

model Sexy Insult

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Everybody loves me, and I intend to keep it that way.

— Kathryn Merteuil (Sarah Michelle Gellar), Cruel Intentions

Love Self-Esteem

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People shouldn't experience the act of love until they are in love.

— Annette Hargrove (Reese Witherspoon), Cruel Intentions

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Kathryn: The parental units called while you were out.

Sebastian: How IS your gold-digging, whore of a mother enjoying Bali?

Kathryn: She suspects your impotent, alcoholic father is diddling the maid.

Sebastian: Good.

— Kathryn Merteuil (Sarah Michelle Gellar), Cruel Intentions

Whore Impotent Alcoholic

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E-mail is for geeks and pedophiles.

— Sebastian Valmont (Ryan Phillippe), Cruel Intentions

Email Geeks Pedophiles

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How can someone so charming be so manipulative?

— Annette Hargrove (Reese Witherspoon), Cruel Intentions

charming Manipulative

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Kathryn: My advice is to sleep with as many people as possible.

Cecile Caldwell: But that would make me a slut, wouldn't it?

Kathryn: Cecile, everybody does it; it's just that nobody talks about it.

Cecile Caldwell: So, it's like a secret society?

Kathryn: That's one way looking at it.

— Kathryn Merteuil (Sarah Michelle Gellar), Cruel Intentions

Slut Shaming Promiscuity

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You spend all your time preaching about waiting for love. Well here it is. Right in front of you, and you're going to turn your back on it. So I guess we're just fucked. I'll move on. But you are going to have to live the rest of your life knowing that you've turned your back on love. And that makes you a hypocrite. Have a nice life.

— Sebastian Valmont (Ryan Phillippe), Cruel Intentions

True Love Fucked hypocrite

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[voiceover] Dear Annette, I don't know what I could possibly say that would rectify the harm I've caused you. The truth of the matter is that being with you was the only time I have ever been happy. My whole life has been a joke. I prided myself on taking joy in others' misery. Well, it finally backfired. I succeed in hurting the first person I ever loved. Enclosed is my most prized possession. My journal. For a long time I considered it my trophy. A sordid collection of my conquests. If you really want to know the truth then please read it. No more lies. Please give me another chance. I'm a wreck without you.

— Sebastian Valmont (Ryan Phillippe), Cruel Intentions

Apology Journal schadenfreude

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Eat me, Sebastian! It's okay for guys like you and Court to fuck everyone. But when I do it, I get dumped for innocent little twits like Cecile. God forbid, I exude confidence and enjoy sex. Do you think I relish the fact that I have to act like Mary Sunshine 24/7 so I can be considered a lady? I'm the Marcia fucking Brady of the Upper East Side, and sometimes I want to kill myself. So there's your psychoanalysis, Dr. Freud. Now tell me, are you in... or are you out?

— Kathryn Merteuil (Sarah Michelle Gellar), Cruel Intentions

Slut Shaming Sex Marcia Brady Upper East Side Psychonalysis

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I think big data is so powerful that nation states will fight over how much data matters.

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What’s the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has No-el.

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What letter of the alphabet do pirates hate the most?
P, it makes them irate!

— TheOutcazst, What letter of the alphabet do pirates hate the most?

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Does anyone demand a licensing fee, each time a child is taught the alphabet?

— William Gibson, Dreams

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Dad joke level grandpa: Why are the first 25 letters of the alphabet fascist?
Because they're not-z's.

— tchaffee, Dad joke level grandpa: Why are the first 25 letters of the alphabet fascist?

Alphabet Nazi dad jokes

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Why couldn't the pirate finish learning the alphabet?
He got lost at sea.

— Gnostic28, Why couldn't the pirate finish learning the alphabet?

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I was in a bar last night when a waitress screamed...
"Does anyone know CPR?" "I know all the letters of the alphabet" I shouted back. Everyone laughed.........well except this one guy.

— Iliketatts, I was in a bar last night when a waitress screamed...

CPR Alphabet Bar jokes

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Niander Wallace: Mere data makes a man. A and C and T and G. The alphabet of you. All from four symbols. I am only two: 1 and 0.

'K': Half as much but twice as elegant, sweetheart.

— K (Ryan Gosling), Blade Runner 2049

Data Alphabet Elegant

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The alphabet was always saying HI to you every single time, and you didn't even acknowledge it.

— Eric Alper, via twitter.com

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