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Sebastian: How IS your gold-digging, whore of a mother enjoying Bali?
Kathryn: She suspects your impotent, alcoholic father is diddling the maid.
Billie Frank: Well, out of the three of us, I think Daddy had the best time.”
Rick: Used to? What, is he in AA or something?
Tandy Bowen: No, he's at the bottom of Lake Borgne.”
Harry: What'd you spill on it this time, Mom?
Tabitha: Scotch. I mean, iced tea.”
Bart: Hello, is Al there?
Bart: Yeah, Al. Last name: Coholic.
Moe: Lemme check... Phone call for Al. Al Coholic. Is there an Al Coholic here?”
Jane: So you weren't drinking at work.
Lina: Oh, of course I was drinking at work. But ever since they put in the new rules, I bring my own booze.”
The son replied, "But Dad, I only see two."”
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