You wanted fire? Sorry, Cheryl Bombshell, my specialty is ice.
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Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa
Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa (born 1973) is an American playwright, screenwriter, and comic book writer best known for his work for Marvel Comics and for the television series Glee, Big Love, and Riverdale. He is Chief Creative Officer of Archie Comics. 2Early life Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa was born in Washington, D.C., the son of the then World Bank Senior official, later Ambassador of Nicaragua to the United States, then Foreign Minister of Nicaragua, Francico Xavier Aguirre Sacasa,. As such he was raised in both the United States and Nicaragua. He attended Georgetown Preparatory School in North Bethesda, MD followed by Georgetown University where he studied playwriting under Donn B. Murphy. Later he received a Masters Degree in English literature from McGill University, and graduated from the Yale School of Drama in 2003. Although he wrote some plays in high school, it was after college, while working as a publicist at the Shakespeare Theatre, that he had an opportunity to attend a week-long playwriting workshop under Paula Vogel during her 1998-99 residency at Arena Stage in Washington, D.C. Vogel had invited area theaters to send their "resident playwrights" and company director Michael Kahn sent Aguirre-Sacasa. She told him to "get serious" about writing plays and so he started applying to graduate programs in playwriting. Early plays during his first year at Yale include Say You Love Satan, "a romantic comedy spoof of the Omen movies", and The Muckle Man, "a serious family drama with supernatural overtones"; good reviews on summer productions of those helped him get a professional agent. Rough Magic, an interpretation of Shakespeare's The Tempest where Caliban escapes from Prospero's island and finds himself in present-day New York City, was produced at Yale during his last year ther
Veronica: Not to be a complete narcissist, but I thought people would be more... Kevin: Obsessed with you? Any other year, you'd be trending number one, for sure. This year, though, it's all about Cheryl trying to win the Best Supporting Psycho Oscar for her role as Riverdale High's bereaved Red…
Gamechanger. Archie got hot. He's got abs, now. Six more reasons for you to grab that ginger bull by the horn, tonight.
Veronica: You’re a little more dangerous than you look, aren’t you? All Boy-Next-Door-ish? Archie: You have no idea.
Veronica: Where's Betty? Cheryl: She spiraled and fled. Between us, she's a lot more high-strung than she looks. Veronica: You shady bitch.
Betty, you will not believe who just propositioned me in the bathroom. Give you a hint: His name may be Moose, but I'd describe a certain appendage of his as horse-like.
So, what are you three hens gossiping about? Archie's Efron-esque emergence from the chrysalis of puberty?
I've tried every flavor of boy but orange.
I feel like I’m wandering through the lost epilogue of Our Town.
Are you familiar with the works of Truman Capote? I’m Breakfast at Tiffany’s, but this place is strictly In Cold Blood.
Follow me on Twitter and I’ll do the same. My handle’s @cherylbombshell.
Check your sell-by date, ladies. Faux-lesbian kissing hasn’t been taboo since 1994.
Can't we just liberate ourselves from the tired dichotomy of jock, artist. Can't we, in this post-James Franco world, be all things at once?
As hot and smart as you are you should be the Queen Bey of this drab hive.
I need girls with fire on my squad.
I do everything for everyone. Everything to be perfect. The perfect daughter, the perfect sister, the perfect student. Can't I do this one thing for me?
Sardonic humor is just my way of relating to the world.
We're not gonna hug in front of this whole town. So why don't we just both do that bro thing where we nod like douches and mutually suppress our emotions?