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Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa Quotes

Total quotes: 52
“Veronica: You’re a little more dangerous than you look, aren’t you? All Boy-Next-Door-ish?

Archie: You have no idea.”
— Veronica Lodge, Riverdale, Season 1: Chapter One
Tagged: sexual tension, danger, bad boys, Good Boy Act, Beyond the Facade, Boy Next Door
“As hot and smart as you are you should be the Queen Bey of this drab hive.”
— Veronica Lodge, Riverdale, Season 1: Chapter One
Tagged: Underappreciated, Alpha Women, Pop Culture
“I do everything for everyone. Everything to be perfect. The perfect daughter, the perfect sister, the perfect student. Can't I do this one thing for me?”
— Betty Cooper, Riverdale, Season 1: Chapter One
Tagged: Perfection, Prioritizing Your Needs
“We're not gonna hug in front of this whole town. So why don't we just both do that bro thing where we nod like douches and mutually suppress our emotions?”
— Jughead Jones, Riverdale, Season 1: Chapter Two
Tagged: Bro Life, Gender Performativity
“If the Manolo Blahnik fits.”
— Veronica Lodge, Riverdale, Season 2: Chapter Fourteen
Tagged: Clever Wordplay, If The Shoe Fits
“I need girls with fire on my squad.”
— Cheryl Blossom, Riverdale, Season 1: Chapter One
Tagged: Girls With Fire, Find Your Tribe
“What’s happened? Did the Grinch get to you? Or the Dark Lord, perhaps?”
— Ambrose Spellman, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Eleven
Tagged: Grinch, Dark Lord
“What’s happened? Did the Grinch get to you? Or the Dark Lord, perhaps?”
— Ambrose Spellman, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Eleven
Tagged: Grinch, Dark Lord
“It’s not a tornado that’s coming. It’s something much much worse.”
— Sabrina, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Ten
Tagged: Tornado, Doom
“It’s not a tornado that’s coming. It’s something much much worse.”
— Sabrina Spellman, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Ten
Tagged: foreboding, Scary Things Coming
“I’m not proud of it but I was arrested for trying to blow up the Vatican.”
— Ambrose Spellman, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Four
Tagged: vatican, Subtle Jokes On TV
“Sabrina: My father deceived me. Aunt Zelda deceived me. Now my teacher? 

Ambrose: All right then. Get me a bit of her hair and I'll make all her teeth fall out.”
— Sabrina Spellman, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Six
Tagged: Witchcraft
“Follow me on Twitter and I’ll do the same. My handle’s @cherylbombshell.”
— Cheryl Blossom, Riverdale, Season 1: Chapter One
Tagged: Social Media, Twitter, Funny Twitter Usernames
“Ambrose: You're crazy.

Sabrina: No. Ambrose. I'm mad.”
— Ambrose Spellman, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Twelve
Tagged: crazy, angry
“Sabrina: There's also the Harvey of it all. We very recently took things to the next level.

Aunt Zelda: He hasn't defiled you, has he?”
— Sabrina, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter One
Tagged: Next Level, defiled
“Cases of actual demonic possession are extremely rare, despite what the False God and his propaganda machine would have you believe.”
— Zelda, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Six
Tagged: Demonic Possession, false god, Propaganda
“You're only supposed to start missing things after you've said goodbye to them, right?”
— Sabrina, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter One
Tagged: Miss you, goodbye
“Betty, you will not believe who just propositioned me in the bathroom. Give you a hint: His name may be Moose, but I'd describe a certain appendage of his as horse-like.”
— Kevin Keller, Riverdale, Season 1: Chapter One
Tagged: Big Dick, Big Dicks, Hung Like A Horse, Dirty Jokes, humor
“Veronica: Where's Betty?

Cheryl: She spiraled and fled. Between us, she's a lot more high-strung than she looks.

Veronica: You shady bitch.”
— Veronica Lodge, Riverdale, Season 1: Chapter One
Tagged: You Shady Bitch, Shady Characters, Covert Manipulation, Relational Aggression, Sabotage
“Check your sell-by date, ladies. Faux-lesbian kissing hasn’t been taboo since 1994.”
— Cheryl Blossom, Riverdale, Season 1: Chapter One
Tagged: Taboo, Just For Show, Outdated, Performativity, sexuality
“I feel more myself in boy's clothes. Actually, Dad, I don't think I'm a girl at all.”
— Theo, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Fourteen
Tagged: Cross-Dressing, Gender Identity
“Ambrose: Where’s Aunt Hilda?

Aunt Zelda: She annoyed me, so I killed her and buried her in the yard.”
— Zelda Spellman, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Two
Tagged: Annoying, Murder
“Sabrina: Someone is suing me?

Aunt Hilda: The Dark Lord.”
— Zelda Spellman, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Three
Tagged: Lawsuit, Dark Lord
“Dorcas and Agatha: Are we your daughters, too?

Father Blackwood: No, you’re just orphans.”
— Father Blackwood, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Seven
Tagged: daughters, Orphans
“I feel like I’m wandering through the lost epilogue of Our Town.”
— Veronica Lodge, Riverdale, Season 1: Chapter One
Tagged: Pop Culture, Plays, Literary References, Meta, Small Towns
“I’m not the one who stabbed your familiar to death and left you with blue balls.”
— Prudence Night, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Fifteen
Tagged: Stabbing, Blue Balls
“We took their boyhoods. Until you release the birds, those four boys...won’t be rising to any occasion.”
— Prudence Night, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Two
Tagged: boyhood, Birds, Misandry
“Ambrose: Can I help you?

Madam Satan: I’m looking for someone. Not you.”
— Ambrose, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Five
Tagged: sick burn
“Who doesn't enjoy a good scare every now and again? Especially this time of year.”
— Mary Wardell, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter One
Tagged: Halloween
“Now it makes sense, all your strong arming trying to get me to sign. You were just trying to cover up the fact that you had already pawned me off to the Dark Lord like a used car.”
— Sabrina Spellman, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Three
Tagged: sold off, Things To Say When You've Been Betrayed By The Devil
“She's a grown-up witch now, and it's time she learned how the world, the realms, really work. Everything has a price. Edward learned that lesson. I learned it. It's your turn now.”
— Zelda Spellman, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Nine
Tagged: Being A Grown Up Life
“FP: Penny’s a cobra, but mutilating her...that’s the kinda thing you don’t come back from, Jug.

Jughead: Yeah, like stuffing a teenager’s body in a freezer.”
— Judghead Jones, Riverdale, Season 2: Chapter Twenty-Six
Tagged: shady, Touche, The Darkness Within, Accessory to Murder, Far Gone
“You lied to us! That shady guy wasn’t one of your customers, he was a drug dealer.”
— Betty Cooper, Riverdale, Season 2: Chapter Twenty-Six
Tagged: Funny Lies, shady
“I refuse to put the safety of my niece in the hands of a spinster schoolmarm and a British batwit.”
— Zelda Spellman, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Six
“What would you know about it? You've never known love, Cheryl, except to rip it apart. Because you are a jealous, spite-filled, starving, emotional anorexic. Have a nice day at school, dear.”
— Penelope Blossom, Riverdale, Season 2: Chapter Twenty-Seven
Tagged: Love, Ouch, Clapback, insults, Emotional Aneroxia
“So, what are you three hens gossiping about? Archie's Efron-esque emergence from the chrysalis of puberty?”
— Cheryl Blossom, Riverdale, Season 1: Chapter One
Tagged: Pop Culture, Zac Efron, Puberty, Getting Hot, Growing Up, Sassy
“Witch law is the complete opposite. Guilty until proven innocent.”
— Ambrose Spellman, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Three
Tagged: Witch Law, Laws In Other Realms
“And this is no place for a man. And that very much includes you.”
— Zelda Spellman, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Ten
Tagged: Misandry
“How do you feel about wearing a costume while you’re working here?”
— Dr. Cerberus, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Six
Tagged: costume
“And since when do you wear black? Trying to be edgy, are you?”
— Zelda Spellman, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Twelve
Tagged: wearing black, Edgy
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