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Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa Quotes

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“Veronica: You’re a little more dangerous than you look, aren’t you? All Boy-Next-Door-ish?

Archie: You have no idea.”
— Veronica Lodge, Riverdale, Season 1: Chapter One
Tagged: sexual tension, danger, bad boys, Good Boy Act, Beyond the Facade, Boy Next Door
“Are you familiar with the works of Truman Capote? I’m Breakfast at Tiffany’s, but this place is strictly In Cold Blood.”
— Veronica Lodge, Riverdale, Season 1: Chapter One
Tagged: Literary References, true crime, Socialites, Elites, City vs. Small Town, Pop Culture
“Can't we just liberate ourselves from the tired dichotomy of jock, artist. Can't we, in this post-James Franco world, be all things at once?”
— Veronica Lodge, Riverdale, Season 1: Chapter One
Tagged: Multifaceted, Beyond the Stereotypes
“As hot and smart as you are you should be the Queen Bey of this drab hive.”
— Veronica Lodge, Riverdale, Season 1: Chapter One
Tagged: Underappreciated, Alpha Women, Pop Culture
“I do everything for everyone. Everything to be perfect. The perfect daughter, the perfect sister, the perfect student. Can't I do this one thing for me?”
— Betty Cooper, Riverdale, Season 1: Chapter One
Tagged: Perfection, Prioritizing Your Needs
“We're not gonna hug in front of this whole town. So why don't we just both do that bro thing where we nod like douches and mutually suppress our emotions?”
— Jughead Jones, Riverdale, Season 1: Chapter Two
Tagged: Bro Life, Gender Performativity
“Sardonic humor is just my way of relating to the world.”
— Jughead Jones, Riverdale, Season 1: Chapter Two
Tagged: humor, Sardonic Humor, Cynicism, Worldview, Dark Humor
“I've tried every flavor of boy but orange.”
— Veronica Lodge, Riverdale, Season 1: Chapter One
Tagged: Redheads, Hot Redheads, boys, Experimenting, Dating
“If the Manolo Blahnik fits.”
— Veronica Lodge, Riverdale, Season 2: Chapter Fourteen
Tagged: Clever Wordplay, If The Shoe Fits
“I need girls with fire on my squad.”
— Cheryl Blossom, Riverdale, Season 1: Chapter One
Tagged: Girls With Fire, Find Your Tribe
“What’s happened? Did the Grinch get to you? Or the Dark Lord, perhaps?”
— Ambrose Spellman, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Eleven
Tagged: Grinch, Dark Lord
“If that beanie-wearing cad defiled you, please tell me you were safe.”
— Alice Cooper, Riverdale, Season 2: Chapter Fourteen
Tagged: safe sex, Defilement, Sex, Overprotective Mom, Virginity
“What’s happened? Did the Grinch get to you? Or the Dark Lord, perhaps?”
— Ambrose Spellman, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Eleven
Tagged: Grinch, Dark Lord
“It’s not a tornado that’s coming. It’s something much much worse.”
— Sabrina, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Ten
Tagged: Tornado, Doom
“It’s not a tornado that’s coming. It’s something much much worse.”
— Sabrina Spellman, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Ten
Tagged: foreboding, Scary Things Coming
“You were cruel to me, mother. It was abuse, plain and simple. So, henceforth, if you breathe it’s because I give you air. If you drink, it is because I poured your cup myself, and if you move, it is quietly and with my blessing.”
— Cheryl Blossom, Riverdale, Season 2: Chapter Fourteen
Tagged: Abuse, Revenge Is Sweet, Control, Victim Becomes Victor, Karma
“I’m not proud of it but I was arrested for trying to blow up the Vatican.”
— Ambrose Spellman, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Four
Tagged: vatican, Subtle Jokes On TV
“Sabrina: My father deceived me. Aunt Zelda deceived me. Now my teacher? 

Ambrose: All right then. Get me a bit of her hair and I'll make all her teeth fall out.”
— Sabrina Spellman, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Six
Tagged: Witchcraft
“Follow me on Twitter and I’ll do the same. My handle’s @cherylbombshell.”
— Cheryl Blossom, Riverdale, Season 1: Chapter One
Tagged: Social Media, Twitter, Funny Twitter Usernames
“Ambrose: You're crazy.

Sabrina: No. Ambrose. I'm mad.”
— Ambrose Spellman, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Twelve
Tagged: crazy, angry
“Sabrina: There's also the Harvey of it all. We very recently took things to the next level.

Aunt Zelda: He hasn't defiled you, has he?”
— Sabrina, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter One
Tagged: Next Level, defiled
“Cases of actual demonic possession are extremely rare, despite what the False God and his propaganda machine would have you believe.”
— Zelda, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Six
Tagged: Demonic Possession, false god, Propaganda
“You're only supposed to start missing things after you've said goodbye to them, right?”
— Sabrina, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter One
Tagged: Miss you, goodbye
“Gamechanger. Archie got hot. He's got abs, now. Six more reasons for you to grab that ginger bull by the horn, tonight.”
— Kevin Keller, Riverdale, Season 1: Chapter One
Tagged: Getting Hot, Growing Up, The Power of Abs, Hot Redheads, Ginger Dudes, Sexual Metaphors
“I plumbed the depths of their tiny minds, plucking all sorts of juicy tidbits.”
— Mary Wardell, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Fifteen
Tagged: Mind-Reading, tidbits, Juicy
“I know you’re scared, Sabrina. Because all women are taught to fear power. Own it.”
— Madam Satan, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Ten
Tagged: Fear, Women, Power
“Susie: The Fly is about body dysmorphia.

Harvey: Isn’t it about a guy who turns into a giant fly?”
— Harvey Kinkle, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Four
Tagged: The Fly, Body Dysmorphia, Literal, obvious
“I’m not proud of it but I was arrested for trying to blow up the Vatican.”
— Ambrose, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Four
Tagged: proud, Arrested, vatican, bomb plot
“Ambrose: Aunt Dee, are you crying?

Zelda: Pollen.”
— Ambrose Spellman, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Eight
Tagged: Crying, pollen
“Can someone explain why it looks like the Texas Chainsaw Massacre has been nailed to our door?”
— Sabrina, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Seven
Tagged: texas chainsaw massacre
“Familiars are goblins who have taken on the shape of animals to better serve their witch masters. There's nothing human about them.”
— Evil Woman, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter One
Tagged: Familiars, Goblins
“Oh, I haven't been this drunk, you know, since Queen Victoria's coronation. I woke up on the banks of the Thames.”
— Hilda Spellman, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Five
Tagged: Being Drunk When You Live Forever
“Who's talking about witches? Give me their names and I'll make sure they stop talking about anything. Permanently. It's just terrible when teenagers slip into comas, isn't it?”
— Zelda Spellman, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Six
Tagged: Threats
“Betty, you will not believe who just propositioned me in the bathroom. Give you a hint: His name may be Moose, but I'd describe a certain appendage of his as horse-like.”
— Kevin Keller, Riverdale, Season 1: Chapter One
Tagged: Big Dick, Big Dicks, Hung Like A Horse, Dirty Jokes, humor
“Veronica: Where's Betty?

Cheryl: She spiraled and fled. Between us, she's a lot more high-strung than she looks.

Veronica: You shady bitch.”
— Veronica Lodge, Riverdale, Season 1: Chapter One
Tagged: You Shady Bitch, Shady Characters, Covert Manipulation, Relational Aggression, Sabotage
“Check your sell-by date, ladies. Faux-lesbian kissing hasn’t been taboo since 1994.”
— Cheryl Blossom, Riverdale, Season 1: Chapter One
Tagged: Taboo, Just For Show, Outdated, Performativity, sexuality
“I feel more myself in boy's clothes. Actually, Dad, I don't think I'm a girl at all.”
— Theo, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Fourteen
Tagged: Cross-Dressing, Gender Identity
“Ambrose: Where’s Aunt Hilda?

Aunt Zelda: She annoyed me, so I killed her and buried her in the yard.”
— Zelda Spellman, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Two
Tagged: Annoying, Murder
“Sabrina: Someone is suing me?

Aunt Hilda: The Dark Lord.”
— Zelda Spellman, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Three
Tagged: Lawsuit, Dark Lord
“Dorcas and Agatha: Are we your daughters, too?

Father Blackwood: No, you’re just orphans.”
— Father Blackwood, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Seven
Tagged: daughters, Orphans
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