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Rob Reiner Quotes

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Rob Reiner

Rob Reiner

Birthname

AKA Robert Reiner

Birthday March 6, 1947

Birthplace The Bronx, New York, United States

Educated At Beverly Hills High School

Political Parties Democratic Party

Nationality American, United States Of America

Occupations Actor, Writer, Director, Producer, Activist

Spouse Penny Marshall

Characters Portrayed

Michael Stivic

Total quotes (8)

Mike: How long have you been believing in curses?

Archie: How long have you been living here?

— Michael Stivic (Rob Reiner), All in the Family, Season 4: Archie is Cursed

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Richie: We played chess.

Fonzie: You played with her chest?

— Richie Cunningham (Ron Howard), Happy Days, Season 1: All the Way

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Mike: In today's society, if something doesn't work, you throw it out.

Archie: Well, you don't work, maybe we'd better throw you out.

— Michael Stivic (Rob Reiner), All in the Family, Season 1: Lionel Moves Into the Neighborhood

Eviction freeloader

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Mike: Actually, your father is on his best behavior tonight. He only called me an 'unbeautiful thing'. Could've called me an 'unbeautiful Polack.'

Archie: The night is young, meathead.

— Michael Stivic (Rob Reiner), All in the Family, Season 3: Flashback: Mike and Gloria's Wedding (1)

insults polack Polish Jokes

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Archie: Your room is still in my house, which means I got the right to search it.

Mike: [to Gloria] We're living in the Watergate Hotel here.

— Michael Stivic (Rob Reiner), All in the Family, Season 3: Archie Goes Too Far

watergate hotel search and seizure

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Mike: Would you stand up and cheer if it was me at the door?

Archie: Well that depends, Meathead, on whether you was coming in or going out.

— Michael Stivic (Rob Reiner), All in the Family, Season 3: Archie and the Editorial

meathead coming Going

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[Edith is sorting through laundry ruined at the coin Laundromat]
Edith: Look at this! You must have forgot to separate the coloreds from the whites.

Mike: [incredulous] Archie? Forget to separate the coloreds from the whites?

— Michael Stivic (Rob Reiner), All in the Family, Season 2: Sammy's Visit

Laundry Segregation coloreds and whites

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Mike: ...I happen to be very proud of my Polish heritage.

Archie: What heritage? You come from a long line of bowling teams.

Mike: Yeah? And you come from a long line of boneheads!

Archie: Huh?

Mike: You think with your mind closed!

Archie: And you eat with your mouth open!

Mike: You know you are totally incomprehensible?

Archie: Maybe so, but I make a lot of sense!

— Michael Stivic (Rob Reiner), All in the Family, Season 1: Mike's Hippie Friends Come to Visit

Incomprehensible Polish Jokes bowling teams

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Related quotes to Rob Reiner tagged Curses, Insults

I've got demon blood in me, Dean. This disease pumping through my veins and I can't ever rip it out or scrub it clean. I'm a whole new level of freak! And I'm just trying to take this—this curse...and make something good out of it. Because I have to.

— Sam Winchester (Jared Padalecki), Supernatural, Season 4: Metamorphosis

Demon Blood disease Curses

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Everything I have, you try to steal. May the bags under your eyes grow so large your head falls in 'em!

— Barry Fanaro and Mort Nathan, The Golden Girls, Season 2: Long Days Journey into Marinara

Eye Bags Curses

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Curses sometimes turn to blessings, father!

— Marie Corelli, Thelma

Curses Blessings Failures Success Mistakes Life Life Experience Learning from mistakes

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That’s life for you. All the happiness you gather to yourself, it will sweep away like it’s nothing. If you ask me I don’t think there are any such things as curses. I think there is only life. That’s enough.

— Junot Dìaz, The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao

Life Happiness Loss Nothingness Curses

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Edith: 'Nothing' just came into my mind.

Archie: It must have felt right at home there.

— Edith Bunker (Jean Stapleton), All in the Family, Season 3: The Battle of the Month

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If you weren't so crazy, I'd think you were insane...

— The Joker (Jared Leto), Suicide Squad

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Stop worrying about growing old. And think about growing up.

— Philip Roth, The Dying Animal

insults Aging Growing Up

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We have this weird thing in the world where you don’t get insulted for what you do, you get insulted for who you are.

— John Green, A quote by John Green

insults Culture

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If your brains were dynamite there wouldn’t be enough to blow your hat off.

— Kurt Vonnegut, Timequake

insults Brains Stupid

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You’re not worth the trouble it’d take to hit you. You’re not worth the powder it’d take to blow you up.

— Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

insults useless Death

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I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

— J.R.R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring (The Lord of the Rings, Part One)

insults Hatred Annoyance

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Can't you see that I'm only advising you to beg yourself not to be so dumb?

— Petronius Arbiter, The Satyricon, Complete

insults dumb Stupid

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You're awfully small to be so hugely irritating.

— Stephenie Meyer, Breaking Dawn

insults small Irritating

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Edith looks like something that would eat her young.

— Dorothy Parker, The Collected Dorothy Parker

insults animal ugly

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If people say not-nice things to you about your physical appearance, remember – it’s not about you! They’re working through their own stuff.

— Corinne Dobbas, 25 Things I Do To Love My Body (And How You Can Too)

body confidence insults haters

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You speak an infinite deal of nothing.

— William Shakespeare, The Merchant of Venice

shakespeare insults Fools

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Talking about how "ugly" or "horrible" a certain woman is. This is one I've seen a few times -- a guy tries to cover up his attraction to a certain woman by slagging her off every chance he gets.

— Kiri Blakeley, 10 Classic Signs Your Man Might Be Cheating

Cheating insults Criticism Women

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