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Rob Reiner Quotes

Total quotes: 10
“Mike: How long have you been believing in curses?

Archie: How long have you been living here?”
— Michael Stivic, All in the Family, Season 4: Archie is Cursed
Tagged: Curses, insults
“Mike: In today's society, if something doesn't work, you throw it out.

Archie: Well, you don't work, maybe we'd better throw you out.”
— Michael Stivic, All in the Family, Season 1: Lionel Moves Into the Neighborhood
Tagged: Eviction, freeloader
“Mike: Actually, your father is on his best behavior tonight. He only called me an 'unbeautiful thing'. Could've called me an 'unbeautiful Polack.'

Archie: The night is young, meathead.”
— Michael Stivic, All in the Family, Season 3: Flashback: Mike and Gloria's Wedding
Tagged: insults, polack, Polish Jokes
“Richie: We played chess.

Fonzie: You played with her chest?”
— Richie Cunningham, Happy Days, Season 1: All the Way
Tagged: Chess, chest
“Archie: Your room is still in my house, which means I got the right to search it.

Mike: [to Gloria] We're living in the Watergate Hotel here.”
— Michael Stivic, All in the Family, Season 3: Archie Goes Too Far
Tagged: watergate hotel, search and seizure
“I got a band-aid on my hand. Not on the finger, the hand. That is an old man thing.”
— Bob Day, New Girl, New Girl Season 6: San Diego
Tagged: Old Man Things, Old Man Jokes
“Mike: Would you stand up and cheer if it was me at the door?

Archie: Well that depends, Meathead, on whether you was coming in or going out.”
— Michael Stivic, All in the Family, Season 3: Archie and the Editorial
Tagged: meathead, coming, Going
“Richie: We played chess.

Fonzie: You played with her chest?”
— Richie Cunningham, Happy Days, Season 1: All the Way
Tagged: Chess, chest, Double Entendre
“[Edith is sorting through laundry ruined at the coin Laundromat]
Edith: Look at this! You must have forgot to separate the coloreds from the whites.

Mike: [incredulous] Archie? Forget to separate the coloreds from the whites?”
— Michael Stivic, All in the Family, Season 2: Sammy's Visit
Tagged: Laundry, Segregation, coloreds and whites
“Mike: ...I happen to be very proud of my Polish heritage.

Archie: What heritage? You come from a long line of bowling teams.

Mike: Yeah? And you come from a long line of boneheads!

Archie: Huh?

Mike: You think with your mind closed!

Archie: And you eat with your mouth open!

Mike: You know you are totally incomprehensible?

Archie: Maybe so, but I make a lot of sense!”
— Michael Stivic, All in the Family, Season 1: Mike's Hippie Friends Come to Visit
Tagged: Incomprehensible, Polish Jokes, bowling teams
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