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Rob Reiner Quotes

Total quotes: 6
“Mike: In today's society, if something doesn't work, you throw it out.

Archie: Well, you don't work, maybe we'd better throw you out.”
— Michael Stivic, All in the Family, Season 1: Lionel Moves Into the Neighborhood
Tagged: Eviction, freeloader
“Mike: Actually, your father is on his best behavior tonight. He only called me an 'unbeautiful thing'. Could've called me an 'unbeautiful Polack.'

Archie: The night is young, meathead.”
— Michael Stivic, All in the Family, Season 3: Flashback: Mike and Gloria's Wedding
Tagged: insults, polack, Polish Jokes
“Richie: We played chess.

Fonzie: You played with her chest?”
— Richie Cunningham, Happy Days, Season 1: All the Way
Tagged: Chess, chest
“Mike: Would you stand up and cheer if it was me at the door?

Archie: Well that depends, Meathead, on whether you was coming in or going out.”
— Michael Stivic, All in the Family, Season 3: Archie and the Editorial
Tagged: meathead, coming, Going
“Richie: We played chess.

Fonzie: You played with her chest?”
— Richie Cunningham, Happy Days, Season 1: All the Way
Tagged: Chess, chest, Double Entendre
“Mike: ...I happen to be very proud of my Polish heritage.

Archie: What heritage? You come from a long line of bowling teams.

Mike: Yeah? And you come from a long line of boneheads!

Archie: Huh?

Mike: You think with your mind closed!

Archie: And you eat with your mouth open!

Mike: You know you are totally incomprehensible?

Archie: Maybe so, but I make a lot of sense!”
— Michael Stivic, All in the Family, Season 1: Mike's Hippie Friends Come to Visit
Tagged: Incomprehensible, Polish Jokes, bowling teams
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