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Richard Appel Quotes

Total quotes: 9
“It's not my nature to complain, but so far today we've had three movies, two filmstrips, and an hour and a half of magazine time. I just don't feel challenged.”
— Lisa Simpson, The Simpsons, Season 8: The Secret War of Lisa Simpson
Tagged: Complain, challenged, Movies, filmstrips, Magazine
“Meg Griffin: I MATTER!

Peter Griffin: Shut up, Meg, you don't matter!”
— Peter Griffin, Family Guy, Season 13: The Simpsons Guy
Tagged: Parenting, You Don't Matter, I Matter, Snark, mean
“Brian Griffin: Peter, what the hell? You chose a turkey over me? I almost died!

Peter Griffin: I swear to God I thought dogs could breathe underwater.”
— Peter Griffin, Family Guy, Season 13: Turkey Guys
Tagged: Almost Dying, Stupid
“Hey, you know this old woman who lived in a shoe, she had so many children, she didn't know what to do? I got something she could do. Get your tubes tied, you kook!”
— Stewie Griffin, Family Guy, Season 13: Fighting Irish
Tagged: Snark, SASS, Children's Books
“Rallo: Well aren't we the Black Brady Bunch? 

Cleveland: Except I'm not a gay architect, and my wife's not sleeping with my son!”
— Cleveland Brown, The Cleveland Show, Season 1: Pilot
“His brain may be gone, but he's a lot of fun.”
— Stewie Griffin, Family Guy, Season 13: Encyclopedia Griffin
Tagged: Brainless, Sassy, Fun
“Wait, how could a musical festival chick like two guys?”
— Stewie Griffin, Family Guy, Season 13: This Little Piggy
Tagged: Festivals, Music Festivals, SASS
“Aw, Quagmire got away with it and learned nothing. That's great.”
— Peter Griffin, Family Guy, Season 13: Quagmire's Mom
Tagged: Got Away With It, Learned Nothing, Snark, Sarcasm
“Peter Griffin: Brian, maybe you should be a little less mad at me and a little more mad at the guys growing mustaches for this month.

Brian Griffin: Hey, don't mock Mo-vember. Last year, I raised eight dollars and got on a BuzzFeed listicle.

Peter Griffin: No! You use real words! Internet stuff is not real words.”
— Peter Griffin, Family Guy, Season 13: Turkey Guys
Tagged: Don't Believe Everything You Read, Internet, Saw Online, Snark, SASS
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