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Rachael MacFarlane Quotes

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Rachael MacFarlane

Rachael MacFarlane

Character

Birthday March 21, 1976

Birthplace Kent, CT, United States

Educated At Boston Conservatory

Nationality United States Of America

Occupations Jazz Musician, Singer, Voice Actor, Unit Production Manager, Actor

Characters Portrayed

Hayley Smith (voice)

Total quotes (6)

Jeff: How's you huge vagina?

Hayley: Oh, yerhujeva? She's good. She's back in Croatia for the winter with the rest of the Gina family.

— Hayley Smith (voice) (Rachael MacFarlane), American Dad!, Season 6: Bully for Steve

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Plus-size women drive our economy with their purchases of Garfield books and Haagen-Dazs.

— Hayley Smith (voice) (Rachael MacFarlane), American Dad!, Season 3: The American Dad After School Special

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Hayley: What do you want, Jeff?

Jeff: I've been drinking all night so I could get up the courage to tell you you're my woman. And I demand you come back.

Hayley: No.

Jeff: Okay. Bye.

— Hayley Smith (voice) (Rachael MacFarlane), American Dad!, Season 2: Bullocks to Stan

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Well, that was hotel sex. Still terrible.

— Hayley Smith (voice) (Rachael MacFarlane), American Dad!, Season 9: Killer Vacation

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When I have a baby, I'm going to name it 'Recycle.'

— Hayley Smith (voice) (Rachael MacFarlane), American Dad!, Season 13: Stan Smith as Keanu Reeves as Stanny Utah in Point Breakers

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Hayley: That dream is a warning. Society's trying to brainwash me to conform, to color inside the lines, to get married and have babies. Well I'm not drinking the Kool-Aid anymore.

Francine: Have you tried it with Splenda?

— Hayley Smith (voice) (Rachael MacFarlane), American Dad!, Season 4: Haylias

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You see a little troll tobogganing out of your wife's snatch on a wave of turds and part of you will hold her responsible.

— Chris (Mark Bonnar), Catastrophe, Season 1: Episode 1

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As long as your naughty bits stay cool, she’ll stay fresh. Additionally, spending too much time in hot tubs and baths can rid your vagina of some of the natural bacteria that helps keep her clean.

— Danielle Young, How To Keep Your Vagina Fresh

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Wear underwear that aren’t too tight – preferably cotton. Be sure not to leave the same pair on for more than 24 hours.

— David Wolfe, How to Keep Your Vagina Healthy and Smelling Good - DavidWolfe.com

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Wash the vaginal area with lukewarm water whenever you use the restroom. This not only helps to wash off the excess urine or any other material adhering to the area, it also keeps it clean.

— Pavitra Sampath, Expert tips to keep your vagina safe from infections

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Removing pubic hair is a personal preference. It is recommended to always keep your pubic hair short and not remove it completely as the hair protects bacteria from entering the genitals.

— Pavitra Sampath, Expert tips to keep your vagina safe from infections

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While regular action can relax you, too much in a short period of time may leave you chafed or with a urinary-tract infection.

— Lane Moore, Everything You Need to Know About Your Vagina

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You can allow the vibrator to slip inside your vagina, simulating sexual intercourse (but with a buzz). Return to your vibrator’s lowest setting and insert the tip into your vagina slowly, never pushing so far that you feel uncomfortable or lose your grip on the toy.

— Hannah Cutts, 8 Tips for Using Your Vibrator the First Time

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Everything that is not sexual, now looks like a sex object to you. For example, the mouse on your computer starts to look like a vagina. Don’t pretend you don’t know what I’m talking about. The little scroller looks just like a clit right?

— The Alpha Brain, 10 Signs You Need To Get Laid … Quickly - theAlphaBrain

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Pay special attention to your neck, the back of your knees, your thighs, and your perineum, which is the stretch of skin between your vagina and anal opening.

— Diana Spechler, The Best Masturbation Tips Ever

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Using condoms helps keep your vagina’s pH level at the status quo so good bacteria, like lactobacilli, can survive in there. And this is super important since those little bacteria help prevent yeast infections, UTIs, and bacterial vaginosis. Just in case you needed another reason to wrap things up.

— Ashley Oerman, 11 Ways to Keep Your Vagina Happy and Healthy

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Doing kegels is crucial for strengthening your pelvic floor muscles, which are key in producing stronger, mind-blowing orgasms—not to mention bladder control. Note to self: Include kegels in every workout.

— Ashley Oerman, 11 Ways to Keep Your Vagina Happy and Healthy

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If you experience vaginal dryness, ask your doctor if you should eat more soy products, which contain a weak form of estrogen that can aid natural lubrication.

— Dennis Thompson, 8 Rules for a Healthy Vagina

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Take off your panties! That’s right. Go commando and let your vagina breathe! Have you ever had the audacity to take a walk outside in a skirt with no underwear on? It can feel fantastic! That’s because you vagina needs to ‘air out’.

— Pamela Madsen, 11 Tips For A Happy Vagina

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pussy is supposed to smell like pussy!!! not fruit, water, fresh laundry, good childhood memories or anything else ok???

— krisdinee, via Twitter

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Louise: Where do babies come from?

Linda: You all came from my vagina.

— Linda Belcher (John Roberts), Bob's Burgers, Season 4: Christmas in the Car

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They ain't scared of you, honey child. They scared of what's between your legs.

— Lafayette Reynolds (Nelsan Ellis), True Blood, Season 1: Strange Love

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Is your vagina in the New York City guidebooks? Because it should be, it's the hottest spot in town! It's always open!

— Charlotte York (Kristin Davis), Sex and the City, Season 2: Shortcomings

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Avoid anything with dyes, perfume, fragrance, flavor, or ingredients that claim to give a tingling or warming sensation, all of which can be irritating.

— Celia Shatzman, 9 Things Your Vagina Is Trying To Tell You

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Pumpkin seeds are rich in zinc and vitamin E, which help maintain regular periods, and fight off vaginal irritation and discomfort. Like avocados, nuts and seeds help lubricate the vagina to prevent dryness, and also relieve menstrual cramps.

— Dharam Barrett, 10 Foods To Keep Your Vagina Happy and Healthy

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