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Rachael MacFarlane Quotes

Total quotes: 6
“Jeff: How's you huge vagina?

Hayley: Oh, yerhujeva? She's good. She's back in Croatia for the winter with the rest of the Gina family.”
— Hayley Smith (voice), American Dad!, Season 6: Bully for Steve
Tagged: Vagina, Goodd, Sarcasm, Croatia, Rest
“Plus-size women drive our economy with their purchases of Garfield books and Haagen-Dazs.”
— Hayley Smith (voice), American Dad!, Season 3: The American Dad After School Special
Tagged: Plus-size, Women, Economy, Garfield, Häagen-Dazs
“Well, that was hotel sex. Still terrible.”
— Hayley Smith (voice), American Dad!, Season 9: Killer Vacation
Tagged: Hotel Sex, terrible, Sex
“Hayley: What do you want, Jeff?

Jeff: I've been drinking all night so I could get up the courage to tell you you're my woman. And I demand you come back.

Hayley: No.

Jeff: Okay. Bye.”
— Hayley Smith (voice), American Dad!, Season 2: Bullocks to Stan
Tagged: Refusal, Woman, Demand, bye, Rejection
“When I have a baby, I'm going to name it 'Recycle.'”
— Hayley Smith (voice), American Dad!, Season 13: Stan Smith as Keanu Reeves as Stanny Utah in Point Breakers
Tagged: Baby, Baby Name, recycle, Hippie
“Hayley: That dream is a warning. Society's trying to brainwash me to conform, to color inside the lines, to get married and have babies. Well I'm not drinking the Kool-Aid anymore.

Francine: Have you tried it with Splenda?”
— Hayley Smith (voice), American Dad!, Season 4: Haylias
Tagged: Dream, Society, Brainwash, Marriage, Babies on Planes, Splenda
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