“Well, that was hotel sex. Still terrible.”— Kenny Schwartz, Rick Wiener, Hayley Smith (voice), Rachael MacFarlane, imdb.com
“Come on, hotels are great. Everybody loves hotels. Especially when you check in with your significant other. Why? Because you know in a hotel you’re gonna have sex, and you’re gonna have an elevated form of sex. You’re gonna have hotel room sex, which is, let’s have sex, but let’s also disrespect th…”— Tom Segura, scrapsfromtheloft.com