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Piper Chapman Quotes

Total quotes: 17
“You can just keep moving. Keep yourself so busy you don't have to face who you really are.”
— Piper Chapman, Orange Is the New Black, Orange Is the New Black Season 1: Bora Bora Bora
Tagged: Keep Moving, Stay Busy, lying to yourself
“Larry, when was the last time you got to cum in a real live vagina instead of your hand?”
— Piper Chapman, Orange Is the New Black, Orange Is the New Black Season 2: 40 OZ of Furlough
Tagged: orgasm, cum, masturbation, Sex
“I have been here for less than two weeks. I have been starved out, felt up, teased, stalked, threatened, and called Taylor Swift.”
— Piper Chapman, Orange Is the New Black, Orange Is the New Black Season 1: Imaginary Enemies
Tagged: Taylor Swift, Stalked, Teased
“Girls like me? We don't fuck ignorant, pretentious old men with weird lesbian obsessions. We go for tall, hot girls, and we fucking love it. So that leaves you on the outside, living your sad, sad little life.”
— Piper Chapman, Orange Is the New Black, Orange Is the New Black Season 1: Fucksgiving
Tagged: Lesbian, LGBT, Old Men, Creepy Old Men
“Well, I've always thought that agnostic was sort of a cop-out. But you know, if I had to label it, I'd say that I'm a secular humanist. Which is not to say I'm not spiritual.”
— Piper Chapman, Orange Is the New Black, Orange Is the New Black Season 1: Fool Me Once
Tagged: Agnostic, Religion, Spiritual
“In the morning when I wake up, there are these few seconds before I realize where I am. And then I do realize, and I can't breathe. And I want to cry and throw shit and kill myself. When does that end?”
— Piper Chapman, Orange Is the New Black, Orange Is the New Black Season 1: Lesbian Request Denied
Tagged: Kill Myself, Suicide, Depression
“Piper Chapman: The thermal fuse blew.

Jack Pearson: And you can fix that by yourself, honey?

Piper Chapman: Well, I sure can if I concentrate extra hard with my lady brain.”
— Piper Chapman, Orange Is the New Black, Season 3: Finger in the Dyke
Tagged: Electrician, Lady Brain, Women
“I can't get through this without somebody to touch, without somebody to love. Is that because sex numbs the pain? Or is it because I'm some evil fuck-monster? I don't know.”
— Piper Chapman, Orange Is the New Black, Orange Is the New Black Season 1: Bora Bora Bora
Tagged: Sex, Fucking, meaningless sex
“I love you. But we both know I don't have the balls to free-fall through life with you.”
— Piper Chapman, Orange Is the New Black: "Season 1, Episode 13"
Tagged: OITNB, Love, Break Up, Heartbreak
“It’s like coming home from a long trip…that is what love is like. It's coming home.”
— Piper Chapman, Orange Is the New Black: "Season 2, Episode 06"
Tagged: OITNB, Love, Home
“I was there for Alex. She was what I paid attention to. Who I paid attention to. Everything else was just background.”
— Piper Chapman, Orange Is the New Black: "Season 2, Episode 06"
Tagged: OITNB, Love, Romantic, In love, Dating
“Crackheads, Wookiees. You know, you gotta let 'em win.”
— Piper Chapman, Orange Is the New Black, Season 3: Mother's Day
Tagged: Drug Addicts, Star Wars, Drugs
“ He's a hit man? Oh I thought he was a rapist. I'm so relieved!”
— Piper Chapman, Orange Is the New Black, Orange Is the New Black Season 2: Thirsty Bird
Tagged: Hit Man, Rapist, Relief
“Bitches gots to learn.”
— Piper Chapman, Orange Is the New Black, Orange Is the New Black Season 1: Bora Bora Bora
Tagged: Bitches, learn, Learning
“Why do you always feel so inevitable to me?”
— Piper Chapman, Orange Is the New Black: "Season 1, Episode 11"
Tagged: OITNB, Love, Romantic, In love
“Do you miss me? Probably not. I miss you.”
— Piper Chapman, Orange Is the New Black, Orange Is the New Black Season 5: Tattoo You
Tagged: Missing You, Exes, H4D-17
“Other people aren't the scariest part of prison, Dina, it's coming face-to-face with who you really are. Because once you're behind these walls, there's nowhere to run, even if you could run. The truth catches up with you in here, Dina. And it's the truth that's gonna make you her bitch.”
— Piper Chapman, Orange Is the New Black: "Season 1, Episode 10"
Tagged: OITNB, Truth, Crime, Prison, Identity
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