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Pete Holmes

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Pete Holmes Quotes

Total quotes: 2

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Pete Holmes

Fictional Character

AKA: Pete Holmes

Birthday: March 30, 1979

Nationality: United States Of America

Occupations: Podcaster, Actor, Writer, Actor Y Cantante

Total quotes: 2

“Distract yourself. You gotta make money. You can’t have emotions and make money. Just keep a blank stare on your face. Do as you’re told. Then one day, you have a heart attack. If you’re lucky, you go clean.”

— Artie Lange, Crashing, Season 1: The Road

Tagged: Dark Jokes, Death, Dying, Point Of Life

“When I was 10, I went through a phase where I couldn’t go to sleep without a Tylenol PM.”

— Pete Holmes, Crashing, Season 1: The Road

Tagged: Not Doing Drugs

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