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Paget Brewster

Paget Brewster

Birthname

AKA Paget Valerie Brewster

Birthday March 10, 1969

Birthplace Concord, Massachusetts, United States

Nationality United States Of America

Occupations Actress, Television Actor, Stage Actor, Actor

Characters Portrayed

Emily Prentiss

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He is the perfect man. He doesn't hog the covers, and he poops in a box.

— Emily Prentiss (Paget Brewster), Criminal Minds, Season 7: Unknown Subject

Pets perfect man Dogs

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Emily Prentiss: Thank you.

Dr. Spencer Reid: For what?

Emily Prentiss: For being you.

Dr. Spencer Reid: Aw, thanks. I don't know how to be anyone else.

— Emily Prentiss (Paget Brewster), Criminal Minds, Season 6: Sense Memory

Thank You Be yourself

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[to Hotchner] Well, I think politics makes people distrustful. I think it makes them hate themselves. I think it tears families apart, and damages people.

— Emily Prentiss (Paget Brewster), Criminal Minds, Season 2: Sex, Birth, Death

Politics Mistrust

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It's always sad seeing someone's life reduced to the things they had with them when they died. It's just so clear they didn't know how short their time would be.

— Emily Prentiss (Paget Brewster), Criminal Minds, Season 3: In Heat

Mortality Personal Effects

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I've always heard every ending is also a beginning. We just don't know it at the time. I'd like to believe that's true.

— Emily Prentiss (Paget Brewster), Criminal Minds, Season 7: Run

Ending Beginning Hope

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Emily Prentiss: Mick Rawson is an arrogant, uh oversexed, egotistical...

Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau: Hot British dude with a sexy accent, badge and gun. Just your type.

— Emily Prentiss (Paget Brewster), Criminal Minds, Season 5: Exit Wounds

Arrogant Oversexed Egotistical Sexy

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When a woman tells a man about her feelings, she doesn't want him to fix her. She wants him to shut up and listen.

— Emily Prentiss (Paget Brewster), Criminal Minds, Season 3: Lucky

Venting Feelings Advice

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Of the twenty self-described pickup artists in the area, there's only one guy who encourages his students to dress like, uh, space cowboys.

— Emily Prentiss (Paget Brewster), Criminal Minds, Season 2: The Last Word

Pickup Artists Space Cowboys

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The garden variety family annihilator is usually a narcissistic male patriarch experiencing psychological stress. This causes him to become homicidal and then suicidal.

— Emily Prentiss (Paget Brewster), Criminal Minds, Season 12: The Anti-Terror Squad

Patriarch Narcissist Stress Family Annihilator Homicide

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If you get close to him, you won't miss him. He will smell like a combination of human filth and paint thinner.

— Emily Prentiss (Paget Brewster), Criminal Minds, Season 4: Catching Out

Gross body odor

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It never ceases to amaze me how dark obsession can get.

— Emily Prentiss (Paget Brewster), Criminal Minds, Season 5: The Performer

Darkness Obsession

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Emily Prentiss: Hey, uhm, I am looking for a drug that would temporarily paralyze or subdue someone, not kill them, but give full control.

Penelope Garcia: Well, I always use alcohol. Less fuss, way cheaper.

— Emily Prentiss (Paget Brewster), Criminal Minds, Season 3: A Higher Power

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Detective Cooper: So, eh, we're undercover, maybe we should, you know, act like a couple.

Emily Prentiss: [laughs] Oh, are you still working this tired sexual tension angle?

Detective Cooper: I don't know, you're the fortune teller. You tell me.

— Emily Prentiss (Paget Brewster), Criminal Minds, Season 3: Lo-Fi

Fortune Teller sexual tension

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There was this young prince who wanted to win the heart of the fairest maiden in the land, so he climbed to the top of the tallest tower in the kingdom and he caught a falling star for her. Unfortunately, he was so excited that he dropped it and it smashed into all of these pieces. So he frantically put it back together again to prove his undying love to her and he succeeded and they lived happily ever after.

— Emily Prentiss (Paget Brewster), Criminal Minds, Season 5: Risky Business

Young Prince fairy tales Fair Maiden

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Related quotes to Paget Brewster tagged Pets, Dogs, Body Odor

If cats could text you back, they wouldn't.

— Audrey Porne, via twitter.com

Funny Quotes cats Texting Pets

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Animal lovers are a special breed of humans, generous of spirit, full of empathy, perhaps a little prone to sentimentality, and with hearts as big as a cloudless sky.

— John Grogan, Marley & Me: Life and Love with the World's Worst Dog

Animals Pets Pet Lovers generous Kind

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He loves your cats. Or at he least pretends to. Or at the very least he doesn’t complain (too much) when, within one week of meeting you, every article of clothing he owns looks like it’s growing a beard.

— Steph Auteri, 15 Signs Your Boyfriend Is Marriage Material

Boyfriend Material cats Pets

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I’ll watch them sleeping for a long time in pure adoration. (And take a thousand pictures too.)

— Marisa Dupras, 17 Ways People Seriously Don’t Get How My Cats Are Like My Children

Pets Sleeping Pictures

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Pets are actually friend slaves.

— T.J Miller, via twitter.com

Pets Dogs Animals

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When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.

— Nora Ephron, The Complete Idiot's Guide to Great Quotes for All Occasions

Pets Parenthood

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Pets, yes! Children, no: Pets in photos are always good conversation starters. Seeing kids in photos freaks me out; I don’t care if they’re not yours, that millisecond of doubt is enough to make me instantly close your profile.

— Helen Zhang, 10 Ways To Make An Online Dating Profile That Will Find You A Keeper (Not A Creeper)

Tinder Pets Children

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According to the survey, dog owners tend to have a higher average income of $47,000.

— Louis Baragona, Whether you're a 'cat person' or 'dog person' says a lot about your personality

Pets dog people cat people cats Dogs Personality

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I hold their paws like I’m holding hands with them.

— Marisa Dupras, 17 Ways People Seriously Don’t Get How My Cats Are Like My Children

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Being good with animals.

— Jake Cappuccino, 15 Totally Non-Sexual Things That Prove A Person Will Be Amazing In Bed

good in bed Animals Pets

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Tell me, Summer, if a human was born with stumpy legs, would they breed it with another deformed human and put their children on display like the Dachshund?

— Snuffles, Rick And Morty (Season 1, Episode 2)

Animal Cruelty Pets Society Difficult Questions

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