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Pablo Schreiber Quotes

Total quotes: 6
“We got to stop staring at our toes and start staring at the fucking moon.”
— Zeke Tilson, The Brink, Season 1: Just a Little Crazy Talk
Tagged: inspiration, Dream Big
“Did you have a genie in your bottle? Did you rub one out of him darling?”
— Mad Sweeney, American Gods, Season 1: A Murder of Gods
Tagged: Vulgar, masturbation, Genie, Magic, Genie in a Bottle, Wordplay
“Essie: In the Americas, anyone can be anything they insist upon. New name, new life. That's a place a body could be happy.

Mad Sweeney: What the fuck is happy?

Essie: Fucked if I know.”
— Mad Sweeney, American Gods, Season 1: A Prayer for Mad Sweeney
Tagged: America, American Dream, Happiness, Fucked, Jaded
“Mad Sweeney: You a rapist?

Stranger: No.

Mad Sweeney: Murderer?

Stranger: Not recently.”
— Mad Sweeney, American Gods, Season 1: Head Full of Snow
Tagged: Murder, Rape, criminal, Dark Humor, Cheeky
“They think I'm so tall my feelings don't get hurt.”
— George 'Pornstache' Mendez, Orange Is the New Black, Orange Is the New Black Season 1: Tall Men with Feelings
Tagged: Tall, Hurt Feelings, Height
“Mad Sweeney: I've done the math. This times that equals you're a cunt, divided by the only way I'm going to get what I need is if you give it to me, equals the only way you're going to give it to me is if you don't need it. Like my friend Jesus Christ, the only thing you need, dead wife, is resurrection.

Laura: Did you just name drop Jesus Christ like you know a guy who knows a guy?”
— Mad Sweeney, American Gods, Season 1: A Murder of Gods
Tagged: jesus, Vulgar, dead, Name Dropping, Cheeky
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