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Pablo Schreiber

Pablo Schreiber

Birthname

Birthday April 26, 1978

Birthplace Ymir, BC, Canada

Educated At Carnegie Mellon University

Nationality Canada, United States Of America, Canadaheh

Occupations Television Actor, Film Actor, Stage Actor, THE DADDY OF HARRY

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Did you have a genie in your bottle? Did you rub one out of him darling?

— Mad Sweeney (Pablo Schreiber), American Gods, Season 1: A Murder of Gods

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Essie: In the Americas, anyone can be anything they insist upon. New name, new life. That's a place a body could be happy.

Mad Sweeney: What the fuck is happy?

Essie: Fucked if I know.

— Mad Sweeney (Pablo Schreiber), American Gods, Season 1: A Prayer for Mad Sweeney

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Mad Sweeney: You a rapist?

Stranger: No.

Mad Sweeney: Murderer?

Stranger: Not recently.

— Mad Sweeney (Pablo Schreiber), American Gods, Season 1: Head Full of Snow

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They think I'm so tall my feelings don't get hurt.

— George 'Pornstache' Mendez (Pablo Schreiber), Orange Is the New Black, Season 1: Tall Men with Feelings

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Mad Sweeney: I've done the math. This times that equals you're a cunt, divided by the only way I'm going to get what I need is if you give it to me, equals the only way you're going to give it to me is if you don't need it. Like my friend Jesus Christ, the only thing you need, dead wife, is resurrection.

Laura: Did you just name drop Jesus Christ like you know a guy who knows a guy?

— Mad Sweeney (Pablo Schreiber), American Gods, Season 1: A Murder of Gods

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Seth: What? It’s Anna. I could have said "pop a squat" in front of her if I wanted to.

Ryan: Sometimes I think you talk just to make sounds.

Seth: Sometimes I do.

— Seth Cohen (Adam Brody), The O.C., Season 1: The Perfect Couple

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You ever met one of those guys who, in a totally calm and composed way, can scare the shit out of you? Like an MMA fighter, or the fat Kardashian sister who married Lamar Odom?

— Tucker Max, Sloppy Seconds

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For the last forty or fifty miles we had on board a strange, vulgar-looking fellow, who had been all over the world; spoke Latin, French, and Spanish; and in the course of three hours told me more than a hundred lies; probably some itinerant Irish schoolmaster.

— Aaron Burr, The Private Journal of Aaron Burr

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Don't break an arm jerking yourself off, Morty.

— Rick Sanchez (voice) (Justin Roiland), Rick and Morty, Season 1: Close Rick-Counters of the Rick Kind

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Confession: Sometimes I can't help but touch myself when I think about you.

— Paired Life, 87 Sexting Examples to Turn a Guy on by Text

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Fingering is another great way to get off, in which you penetrate yourself using your fingers. You can do this using your own natural juices or by using lubes.

— Tiffany Grace Reyes, 10 Female Masturbation Tips for Guaranteed Orgasmic Bliss

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If you typically stroke yourself in a diagonal pattern—moving your fingers over your clitoris from side to side—try varying your stroke technique by caressing it using an up and down motion instead. Another option: Use one finger to trace circles around your clitoris without touching it directly.

— Marie Gartee, 5 Masturbation Tips for a Mind-Blowing Solo Session

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Kick things off with some reading material to set the mood. This could be a sexy book, your favorite piece of slash fiction, or a life-size cutout of Harry Styles.

— Patricia Niklas, A Beginner's Guide To Masturbation

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He could've had any woman in the world…but none could match the beauty of his own hand…and that became his one true love.

— Photographer (Michael Metz), Seinfeld, Season 5: The Puffy Shirt

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I finally masturbated above the covers, without my eyes being closed. That was a really big journal entry.

— Abbi Abrams (Abbi Jacobson), Broad City, Season 2: St. Mark's

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Cyril: How do you not know the different kinds of porn?

Archer: Because I have sex with actual women, Cyril! My girlfriend's not equal parts the Internet, a tube of Kentucky jelly, self-loathing, and a sock.

— Sterling Archer (voice) (H. Jon Benjamin), Archer, Vice: Southbound and Down

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Sam loves research. He does. He keeps it under his mattress right next to his KY.

— Dean Winchester (Jensen Ackles), Supernatural, Season 4: Metamorphosis

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Stiles: I'm playing? On the field? With the team?

Coach Finstock: Yes, unless you'd rather play with yourself.

Stiles: I already did that today. Twice.

— Stiles Stilinski (Dylan O'Brien), Teen Wolf, Season 2: Battlefield

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If you’re really talented masturbate the other person or use a vibrator while you perform the rim job.

— Keeley Rankin, How To Give A Rim Job

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I’ll get my chair, put a pillow, put a rolled underwear or towel (shaped like a penis) and then cover the entire pillow with cloth. I get naked, woman-on-top position and just start to grind until come.

— Anna Borges, 25 Masturbation Techniques You Just Might Want To Steal

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Pay special attention to your neck, the back of your knees, your thighs, and your perineum, which is the stretch of skin between your vagina and anal opening.

— Diana Spechler, The Best Masturbation Tips Ever

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Use one finger to run circles around your clitoris, without touching it directly.

— Vanessa Marin, How To Masturbate, Female Style: 8 Steps To Having Orgasms (Without a Vibrator)

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Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

— Mae West, Mae West: remembering Hollywood's wittiest sex goddess

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Usually when people say they wanna be a writer they really don’t wanna do anything except, ya know, eat and masturbate.

— Ray Ploshansky (Alex Karpovsky), Girls, Season 2: Boys

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Self-improvement is masturbation.

— Tyler Durden (Brad Pitt), Fight Club

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