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Pablo Schreiber

Pablo Schreiber

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Birthday April 26, 1978

Birthplace Ymir, BC, Canada

Educated At Carnegie Mellon University

Nationality Canada, United States Of America, Canadaheh

Occupations Television Actor, Film Actor, Stage Actor, THE DADDY OF HARRY

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Essie: In the Americas, anyone can be anything they insist upon. New name, new life. That's a place a body could be happy.

Mad Sweeney: What the fuck is happy?

Essie: Fucked if I know.

— Mad Sweeney (Pablo Schreiber), American Gods, Season 1: A Prayer for Mad Sweeney

America American Dream Happiness Fucked Jaded

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Did you have a genie in your bottle? Did you rub one out of him darling?

— Mad Sweeney (Pablo Schreiber), American Gods, Season 1: A Murder of Gods

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Mad Sweeney: You a rapist?

Stranger: No.

Mad Sweeney: Murderer?

Stranger: Not recently.

— Mad Sweeney (Pablo Schreiber), American Gods, Season 1: Head Full of Snow

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They think I'm so tall my feelings don't get hurt.

— George 'Pornstache' Mendez (Pablo Schreiber), Orange Is the New Black, Season 1: Tall Men with Feelings

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Mad Sweeney: I've done the math. This times that equals you're a cunt, divided by the only way I'm going to get what I need is if you give it to me, equals the only way you're going to give it to me is if you don't need it. Like my friend Jesus Christ, the only thing you need, dead wife, is resurrection.

Laura: Did you just name drop Jesus Christ like you know a guy who knows a guy?

— Mad Sweeney (Pablo Schreiber), American Gods, Season 1: A Murder of Gods

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But we believed if we kept on working, if we kept on marching, if we kept on voting, if we kept on believing, we would make America beautiful for everybody.

— Al Sharpton, Race and the Obama Phenomenon: The Vision of a More Perfect Multiracial Union

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So regardless of the station we occupy; we have to try harder; to start with the premise that each of our fellow citizens loves this country just as much as we do; that they value hard work and family like we do; that their children are just as curious and hopeful and worthy of love as our own.

— Barack Obama, Read the full transcript of President Obama's farewell speech

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Racism is woven into the fabric of our nation. At no time in our history has there been a national consensus that everyone should be equally valued in all areas of life.

— Redditt Hudson, I'm a black ex-cop, and this is the real truth about race and policing

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It is up to us to take a stand and demand that they ‘stop killing us,' We’re going to stand up as a community and fight against anyone who believes that murder or any violent action by those who are sworn to protect us should consistently go unpunished.

— Beyoncé Knowles, FREEDOM

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To be black in America is to exist in haunting, mundane proximity to death at all moments.

— Hannah Giorgis, I Am Tired Of Watching Black People Die

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The reason America is such a horror story is that the entire thing is built on an Old Indian Graveyard.

— Frankie Boyle, The West Normalised Racist War

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beyond the horizon
war machines of my countrymen
rain fire and death down on the homes
of men, their engines roaring "freedom"
across the land to end terror,
never uttering the word "empire,"
and there is nothing that I can do.

— Kelly Talbot, The First American

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America's strength doesn't come from lashing out. Strength relies on smarts, judgment, cool resolve, and the precise and strategic application of power. That's the kind of Commander-in-Chief I pledge to be.

— Hillary Clinton, Hillary Clinton's DNC speech: full text

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My whole life people have been telling me what I could and couldn't do. I've always listened to them, believed what they said. I don't wanna do that anymore.

— Rudy Ruettiger, Rudy

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We've never lost an American in space and we're sure as hell not gonna lose one on my watch. Failure is not an option.

— Gene Kranz, Apollo 13

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There is nothing we cannot accomplish. The United States is great. It’s great. Its people are great. There is no task or project too great. There is no dream outside of our reach. Don’t ever let anyone tell you it can’t be done. The future lies with the dreamers, not the cynics and the critics.

— Donald J. Trump, Read Donald Trump’s Remarks at the Opening of his Hotel in Washington, D.C.

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Because American culture and American identity arise from the Christian imagination rather than the tactile and auditory traditions, American culture is enthusiastic and apocalyptic rather than settled and stable. It dwells not in the routine of quotidian life but in memory and hope.

— David P. Goldman, On Yom Ha’atzmaut, Israeli Independence Day: Americans, the Almost-Chosen People

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Damn a girl can't ever hurt you enough.

— Weezer, American Girls By: Homie (Weezer, Cake, & Soul Coughing)

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Whiteness needs a villain in order to persist, and whiteness isn't above inventing them.

— Joshua Rivera, How America Makes People into Monsters

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This country's gonna be greater, more united, more powerful than it's ever been.

— Steve Bannon, Breitbart's Bannon declares war on the GOP

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Eating junk food with your friends, watching TV while your brain turns to tapioca. This is what America's all about.

— Lizzie McGuire, Lizzie McGuire

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If you're honest and you want to work, America opens its doors.

— Pele, 21 Lessons from Pele, The Greatest Soccer Player of All Time

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Gérard spends his days thinking about the many reasons he hates America that include but are not limited to the people, the weather, having to drive everywhere and having to go to school every day.

— Roxane Gay, Ayiti

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It was practically un-American to not set goals and then do everything you could, everything, to reach them. Quitting -- it was a dirty word...

— Deb Caletti, The Six Rules of Maybe

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There are two things that, if you removed them, would make the South simply cease to exist: One is food, the other is the Allman Brothers.

— Alton Brown, Alton Brown: A Southern Showman – Garden & Gun

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Government can grow only by feeding on the liberty of the ones being governed.

— Mike Huckabee, God, Guns, Grits, and Gravy: and the Dad-Gummed Gummint That Wants to Take Them Away

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Hayley: What happened to the land of the free? These people have the right to be here.

Stan: People? They're parasites sucking on the rich blood of America. And we need that blood to shed for oil.

— Stan Smith (voice) (Seth MacFarlane), American Dad!, Season 3: American Dream Factory

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All good Southerners are pretty much kinda mad.

— Alton Brown, Alton Brown: A Southern Showman – Garden & Gun

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Though America broke his promise to him, he remained faithful.

— Michael Campagnoli, FUOCO

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We’re the worst terrorists in the world and it was a long time coming. This entire country was built on the slaughter of innocents.

— Anonymous, Humans of New York

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America does not know the difference between money and sex. It treats sex like money because it treats sex as a medium of exchange, and it treats money like sex because it expects its money to get pregnant and reproduce.

— Peter Kreeft, How to Win the Culture War: A Christian Battle Plan for a Society in Crisis

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This is the paradox that defines our world today. The world is more prosperous than ever before and yet our societies are marked by uncertainty and unease.

— Barack Obama, The way ahead

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You know what? America is awesome. It's so full of hope. And small towns and big cities. And real people and delicious beverages and hot guys.

— Leslie Knope, Parks and Recreation

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This is America, where we unapologetically bastardize other countries' cultures in a gross quest for moral and military supremacy.

— Lorelai Gilmore, Gilmore Girls

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America is indeed a place where all things are possible: that is its greatest promise and, perhaps, its gravest peril.

— David Remnick, Obama Reckons with a Trump Presidency

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When the happy era shall arrive for the emancipation of nations, hastened on as it will be by the example of America, shall they not resort to the Declaration of our Independence as the charter of their rights, and will not its author be hailed as the benefactor of the redeemed?

— John Tyler, via www.azquotes.com

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When we talk about race relations in America or racial progress, it’s all nonsense. There are no race relations. White people were crazy. Now they’re not as crazy. To say that black people have made progress would be to say they deserve what happened to them before.

— Chris Rock, In Conversation CHRIS ROCK

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American media and politicians love pinning the blame on the whole muslim population so that they do not have to feel like part of the problem and because this, once again, is apparently a matter of religion so that they don't have to reexamine their own views on gun control or homophobia.

— Anonymous, via Tumblr

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If I go outside and try to hail a cab and he passes me for the white woman standing right there, that racism is still alive and kicking. And we have to change that. And I'm not blaming the white lady, she needed a cab too.

— Queen Latifah, Queen Latifah at the 2016 VH1 Hip Hop Honors: 'Racism Is Still Alive and Kicking'

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