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Newman Quotes

Total quotes: 15
“Jerry: Hello, Newman.

Newman: Hello, Jerry.”
— Newman, Seinfeld, Season 8: The Millennium
Tagged: Hello Newman
“All right, all right. All right you go ahead. You go ahead and keep it secret. But you remember this. When you control the mail, you control...information.”
— Newman, Seinfeld, Season 5: The Lip Reader
Tagged: Mail, USPS, Mailmen, Threats
“Tuesday has no feel. Monday has a feel, Friday has a feel, Sunday has a feel....”
— Newman, Seinfeld, Season 5: The Sniffing Accountant
Tagged: Tuesday, Monday, Friday, Sunday
“But love is spice with many tastes. A dizzying array of textures...and moments.”
— Newman, Seinfeld, Season 8: The Soul Mate
Tagged: Love, Spice
“To Hawaii. The most sought-after postal route of them all. The air is so dewy-sweet you don't even have to lick the stamps. But it's not to be, so I'm hanging it up.”
— Newman, Seinfeld, Season 8: The Andrea Doria
Tagged: Hawaii, Postal Routes, Humidity, Mailmen
“I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm a US postal worker and my mail truck was just ambushed by a band of backwoods mail-hating survivalists.”
— Newman, Seinfeld, Season 7: The Bottle Deposit
Tagged: Survivalists, Mailmen, US Postal Workers, Backwoods
“We had a deal. Are you reneging out of the deal? Are you reneging? That's a renege.”
— Newman, Seinfeld, Season 4: The Pitch
Tagged: Reneging, Renege
“How I've longed for this moment, Seinfeld. The day when I would have the proof I needed to haul you out of your cushy lair and expose to the light of justice as the monster that you are.”
— Newman, Hawaii Five-0, Season 2: The Package
Tagged: Revenge, Sadism, Justice
“I'm homeless! I'm gonna be out on a street corner, dancing for nickels. I'll be with the hobos in the train yard, eating out of a bucket.”
— Newman, Seinfeld, Season 9: The Reverse Peephole
Tagged: homeless, Hobos, Train Yards, Begging
“You don't think I know how you're feeling, every second of the day? Looking over your shoulder to see if someone's coming up from behind. Sitting alone at night, knowing they could be closing in.”
— Newman, Seinfeld, Season 6: The Scofflaw
Tagged: Paranoia, Fear, dread
“All right! But hear me and hear me well—the day will come. Oh yes, mark my words, Seinfeld—your day of reckoning is coming. When an evil wind will blow through your little play world and wipe that smug smile off your face. And I'll be there, in all my glory, watching—watching as it all comes crumbling down.”
— Newman, Seinfeld, Season 9: The Finale
Tagged: Threats, Bitterness, Reckoning
“I'll tell you a little secret about zip codes: They're meaningless!”
— Newman, Seinfeld, Season 9: The Betrayal
Tagged: Zip Codes
“Because the mail never stops. It just keeps coming and coming and coming, there's never a let-up. It's relentless. Every day it piles up more and more and more! And you gotta get it out but the more you get it out the more it keeps coming in. And then the bar code reader breaks and it's Publishers Clearing House day.”
— Newman, Seinfeld, Season 4: The Old Man
Tagged: Going Postal, Mailmen, Publishers Clearing House, tension
“When you control the mail, you control...information.”
— Newman, Seinfeld, Season 5: The Lip Reader
Tagged: Postal Service, Mail, information, Threats, Going Postal, Megalomaniac Mailman, Data Science
“You're in trouble, Kramer. I shouldn't even be talking to you, but I'm telling you as a friend. Here's how it's going to happen: You may be walking. Maybe on a crisp, autumn day just like today. When a mail truck will slow beside you and a door will open, and a mailman you know, maybe even trust, will offer to give you a lift.”
— Newman, Seinfeld, Season 9: The Junk Mail
Tagged: Mail, Revenge, Kidnapping
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