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Portrayed by Wayne Knight

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Jerry: Hello, Newman.

Newman: Hello, Jerry.

— Newman (Wayne Knight), Seinfeld, Season 8: The Millennium

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All right, all right. All right you go ahead. You go ahead and keep it secret. But you remember this. When you control the mail, you control...information.

— Newman (Wayne Knight), Seinfeld, Season 5: The Lip Reader

Mail USPS Mailmen Threats

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But love is spice with many tastes. A dizzying array of textures...and moments.

— Newman (Wayne Knight), Seinfeld, Season 8: The Soul Mate

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To Hawaii. The most sought-after postal route of them all. The air is so dewy-sweet you don't even have to lick the stamps. But it's not to be, so I'm hanging it up.

— Newman (Wayne Knight), Seinfeld, Season 8: The Andrea Doria

Hawaii Postal Routes Humidity Mailmen

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Tuesday has no feel. Monday has a feel, Friday has a feel, Sunday has a feel....

— Newman (Wayne Knight), Seinfeld, Season 5: The Sniffing Accountant

Tuesday Monday Friday Sunday

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I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm a US postal worker and my mail truck was just ambushed by a band of backwoods mail-hating survivalists.

— Newman (Wayne Knight), Seinfeld, Season 7: The Bottle Deposit (Part 2)

Survivalists Mailmen US Postal Workers Backwoods

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I'm homeless! I'm gonna be out on a street corner, dancing for nickels. I'll be with the hobos in the train yard, eating out of a bucket.

— Newman (Wayne Knight), Seinfeld, Season 9: The Reverse Peephole

homeless Hobos Train Yards Begging

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We had a deal. Are you reneging out of the deal? Are you reneging? That's a renege.

— Newman (Wayne Knight), Seinfeld, Season 4: The Pitch

Reneging Renege

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How I've longed for this moment, Seinfeld. The day when I would have the proof I needed to haul you out of your cushy lair and expose to the light of justice as the monster that you are.

— Newman (Wayne Knight), Hawaii Five-0, Season 2: The Package

Revenge Sadism Justice

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You don't think I know how you're feeling, every second of the day? Looking over your shoulder to see if someone's coming up from behind. Sitting alone at night, knowing they could be closing in.

— Newman (Wayne Knight), Seinfeld, Season 6: The Scofflaw

Paranoia Fear dread

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I'll tell you a little secret about zip codes: They're meaningless!

— Newman (Wayne Knight), Seinfeld, Season 9: The Betrayal

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All right! But hear me and hear me well—the day will come. Oh yes, mark my words, Seinfeld—your day of reckoning is coming. When an evil wind will blow through your little play world and wipe that smug smile off your face. And I'll be there, in all my glory, watching—watching as it all comes crumbling down.

— Newman (Wayne Knight), Seinfeld, Season 9: The Finale (Part 1)

Threats Bitterness Reckoning

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When you control the mail, you control...information.

— Newman (Wayne Knight), Seinfeld, Season 5: The Lip Reader

Postal Service Mail information Threats Going Postal Megalomaniac Mailman Data Science

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Because the mail never stops. It just keeps coming and coming and coming, there's never a let-up. It's relentless. Every day it piles up more and more and more! And you gotta get it out but the more you get it out the more it keeps coming in. And then the bar code reader breaks and it's Publishers Clearing House day.

— Newman (Wayne Knight), Seinfeld, Season 4: The Old Man

Going Postal Mailmen Publishers Clearing House tension

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You're in trouble, Kramer. I shouldn't even be talking to you, but I'm telling you as a friend. Here's how it's going to happen: You may be walking. Maybe on a crisp, autumn day just like today. When a mail truck will slow beside you and a door will open, and a mailman you know, maybe even trust, will offer to give you a lift.

— Newman (Wayne Knight), Seinfeld, Season 9: The Junk Mail

Mail Revenge Kidnapping

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Lenny: Me and Squiggy was talking and we decided that your kid oughta have a last name.

Laverne: Huh?

Lenny: On account of, if he don't, the poor little guy's never gonna get any mail.

— Laverne De Fazio (Penny Marshall), Laverne & Shirley, Season 2: Look Before You Leap

kids Names Surnames Mail

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Send me dead flowers by the mail.

— The Rolling Stones, Dead Flowers - Remastered (Sticky Fingers (Remastered)

send dead Flowers Mail

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Most people see the world as a threatening place, and, because they do, the world turns out, indeed, to be a threatening place.

— Paulo Coelho, The Alchemist

Threats Perception Optimism Pessimism

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Because I'm like ice, buddy. When I don't like you, you've got problems.

— Cosmo Kramer (Michael Richards), Seinfeld, Season 3: The Parking Space

Threats Coldness

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One more peep out of you and I'll slice you up like a smoked sturgeon.

— The Mohel (Charles Levin), Seinfeld, Season 5: The Bris

Threats Sturgeon

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Jimmy’s gonna get you, Kramer! Hands off Jimmy! Don’t touch Jimmy! Let go of Jimmy!

— Jimmy (Anthony Starke), Seinfeld, Season 6: The Jimmy

Self-Referential Third Person Threats

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In extreme cases, a spouse, close friend or family member may threaten suicide if they deem that it will get them care or attention or enable them to have their way.

— Joseph Mattera, 12 Signs Someone Is Manipulating and Controlling You

manipulation Threats Suicide

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Touch me and that hand will never touch anything again.

— Trinity (Carrie Anne Moss), The Matrix Reloaded

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I'm gonna hit you so hard, it'll make your ancestors dizzy.

— Yao (voice) (Harvey Fierstein), Mulan

Threats insults

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Get away from my wife or next time I'll aim for the mannequin and hit you.

— Dale Gribble (Johnny Hardwick), King of the Hill, Season 6: My Own Private Rodeo

Threats Bad aim

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