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Newman

Newman

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Portrayed by Wayne Knight

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Jerry: Hello, Newman.

Newman: Hello, Jerry.

— Newman (Wayne Knight), Seinfeld, Season 8: The Millennium

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Tuesday has no feel. Monday has a feel, Friday has a feel, Sunday has a feel....

— Newman (Wayne Knight), Seinfeld, Season 5: The Sniffing Accountant

Tuesday Monday Friday Sunday

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To Hawaii. The most sought-after postal route of them all. The air is so dewy-sweet you don't even have to lick the stamps. But it's not to be, so I'm hanging it up.

— Newman (Wayne Knight), Seinfeld, Season 8: The Andrea Doria

Hawaii Postal Routes Humidity Mailmen

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But love is spice with many tastes. A dizzying array of textures...and moments.

— Newman (Wayne Knight), Seinfeld, Season 8: The Soul Mate

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All right, all right. All right you go ahead. You go ahead and keep it secret. But you remember this. When you control the mail, you control...information.

— Newman (Wayne Knight), Seinfeld, Season 5: The Lip Reader

Mail USPS Mailmen Threats

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I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm a US postal worker and my mail truck was just ambushed by a band of backwoods mail-hating survivalists.

— Newman (Wayne Knight), Seinfeld, Season 7: The Bottle Deposit (Part 2)

Survivalists Mailmen US Postal Workers Backwoods

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We had a deal. Are you reneging out of the deal? Are you reneging? That's a renege.

— Newman (Wayne Knight), Seinfeld, Season 4: The Pitch

Reneging Renege

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I'm homeless! I'm gonna be out on a street corner, dancing for nickels. I'll be with the hobos in the train yard, eating out of a bucket.

— Newman (Wayne Knight), Seinfeld, Season 9: The Reverse Peephole

homeless Hobos Train Yards Begging

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How I've longed for this moment, Seinfeld. The day when I would have the proof I needed to haul you out of your cushy lair and expose to the light of justice as the monster that you are.

— Newman (Wayne Knight), Hawaii Five-0, Season 2: The Package

Revenge Sadism Justice

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You don't think I know how you're feeling, every second of the day? Looking over your shoulder to see if someone's coming up from behind. Sitting alone at night, knowing they could be closing in.

— Newman (Wayne Knight), Seinfeld, Season 6: The Scofflaw

Paranoia Fear dread

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I'll tell you a little secret about zip codes: They're meaningless!

— Newman (Wayne Knight), Seinfeld, Season 9: The Betrayal

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All right! But hear me and hear me well—the day will come. Oh yes, mark my words, Seinfeld—your day of reckoning is coming. When an evil wind will blow through your little play world and wipe that smug smile off your face. And I'll be there, in all my glory, watching—watching as it all comes crumbling down.

— Newman (Wayne Knight), Seinfeld, Season 9: The Finale (Part 1)

Threats Bitterness Reckoning

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Because the mail never stops. It just keeps coming and coming and coming, there's never a let-up. It's relentless. Every day it piles up more and more and more! And you gotta get it out but the more you get it out the more it keeps coming in. And then the bar code reader breaks and it's Publishers Clearing House day.

— Newman (Wayne Knight), Seinfeld, Season 4: The Old Man

Going Postal Mailmen Publishers Clearing House tension

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When you control the mail, you control...information.

— Newman (Wayne Knight), Seinfeld, Season 5: The Lip Reader

Postal Service Mail information Threats Going Postal Megalomaniac Mailman Data Science

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You're in trouble, Kramer. I shouldn't even be talking to you, but I'm telling you as a friend. Here's how it's going to happen: You may be walking. Maybe on a crisp, autumn day just like today. When a mail truck will slow beside you and a door will open, and a mailman you know, maybe even trust, will offer to give you a lift.

— Newman (Wayne Knight), Seinfeld, Season 9: The Junk Mail

Mail Revenge Kidnapping

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Related quotes to Newman tagged Monday, Friday, Sunday

I sleep in late
Another day
Oh what a wonder
Oh what a waste.
It’s a Monday
It’s so mundane
What exciting things
Will happen today?

— Courtney Barnett, Avant Gardener (The Double EP : A Sea of Split Peas)

Case of the Mondays Monday mundane Assonance Song Of Life

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I don't care if Monday's blue.

— The Cure, Friday I'm In Love

Best Best Opening Lyrics Monday Love Songs

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Nothing ruins a Friday more than realizing that it’s Tuesday.

— Unknown, 30 Funny Short Jokes That Are Guaranteed To Make You Smile

Friday Tuesday Disappointment

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It's Friday night, we should be out partying with the homies.

— Lorelai Gilmore, Gilmore Girls

humor Partying Friday

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Most people marry their mother. I married my father.

— Wayne Gretzky, Wayne Gretzky

Marriage mother Friday

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Ah, Saturday. Sunday's Friday.

— Stan Smith (voice) (Seth MacFarlane), American Dad!, Season 3: Of Ice and Men

Weekend Friday Saturday Sunday

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Whelp it's Friday, time to feel pressure to do something tonight and then disappointment when I don't.

— Josh Peck, via twitter.com

Weekends Disappointed Friday

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Listen: I do not want to be your Friday night or your Saturday afterthought. I am meant for Sunday mornings where we wake in each other's arms and do nothing at all.

— Orenda, via www.instagram.com

Friday Saturday Sunday H4D-54

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It’s okay to lose, as long as you don’t lose the lesson.

— Brandon Steiner, How Brandon Steiner Bought Yankee Stadium (And His 33 Rules For Success)

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Post on Sundays: Sundays see the fewest images posted, so posting then may get your images more visibility.

— Jayson DeMers, 50 Free Ways To Increase Your Instagram Followers

Instagram Sunday Weekends

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The only thing you should expect from money is a better hotel room.

— Brandon Steiner, How Brandon Steiner Bought Yankee Stadium (And His 33 Rules For Success)

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Sunday's are for Football and remembering how much you hate your job.

— Josh Peck, via twitter.com

Football Work Sunday

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Sunday is for Football and Family. And by that I mean, overeating and online shopping.

— Josh Peck, via twitter.com

Weekends Sunday Shopping eating

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It’s risky not to take risks.

— Brandon Steiner, How Brandon Steiner Bought Yankee Stadium (And His 33 Rules For Success)

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The first 90 seconds of your day determine the other 23 hours and 57.5 minutes of your day.

— Brandon Steiner, How Brandon Steiner Bought Yankee Stadium (And His 33 Rules For Success)

Sales Encouraging Quotes Encouraging Sunday Quotes Sunday Inspirational

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Millions long for immortality who don’t know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.

— Susan Ertz, Anger in the Sky

Immortality Sunday

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Shooting drones, because it’s Sunday and this is America.

— Dan Bilzerian, via twitter.com

drones Sunday America

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You won’t find a Jacuzzi in Florida, because if a Floridian wanted to suffocate themselves in hot steam they would just walk outside.

— Unknown, 25 Jokes About Florida That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud

Jacuzzi Florida Florida Jokes Humidity Heat

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Summer in New York City. It's hot. It's humid. And everyone's just a little more pissed-off than usual.

— Jessica Jones (Krysten Ritter), Marvel's Jessica Jones, Season 2: Episode 4

Summer Humidity New York City

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Jamie: 'It's my favorite time of day, driving you.'

Aurelia: 'It's the saddest part of my day, leaving you.'

— Jamie and Aurelia, Love Actually

Love goodbye hello

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What you radiate outward in your thoughts, feelings, mental pictures and words, you attract into your life.

— Catherine Ponder, Decoding The Secret

Life Relationships Love Attraction Law OF Attraction

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The only thing scarier than telling someone you love them is telling them that you still love them.

— Ella Dawson, Romantic Gesturing

Love Relationships Breakups Getting Back Together I Love You

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Two people in love, alone, isolated from the world, that's beautiful.

— Milan Kundera, The Unbearable Lightness of Being: A Novel

Love Alone Isolation beauty Beautiful Relationships one perfect sentence

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I'm not doing anything, and yet I'm also doing the most important thing a man can do: I'm listening to what I needed to hear from myself.

— Paulo Coelho, Like The Flowing River

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But I must admit I miss you terribly. The world is too quiet without you nearby.

— Lemony Snicket, The Beatrice Letters

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One of my various brothers-in-law was a mailman. He said the expression 'going postal' made perfect sense to him. You spend all day delivering a mountain of letters one at a time. Then you go to work the next morning, and there's a whole new mountain to deal with. And it's forever.

— David Rossi (Joe Mantegna), Criminal Minds, Season 7: Divining Rod

Going Postal Mailmen USPS

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