“Josh: Is that meth? George: Yeah. Just have a little bit. Josh: Sure, of course. It’s Tuesday night, after all.”— Thomas Ward, Liz Doran, Hannah Gadsby, Josh, Josh Thomas, imdb.com
“My mother was in the hospital & everyone wanted to be my friend. But I was busy making a list: good dog, bad citizen, short skeleton, tall mocha. Typical Tuesday. My mother was in the hospital & no one wanted to be her friend. Everyone wanted to be soft cooing sympathies. Very reasonable pigeons. No…”— Chen Chen, apmpodcasts.org
“I’m gonna knock you to Sunday, wait for you on Tuesday.”— Seth Zvi Rosenfeld, Stephen Adly Guirgis, Andrew Bernstein, Jacqui Rivera, Ezekiel Figuero, Justice Smith, imdb.com
“Tuesday has no feel. Monday has a feel, Friday has a feel, Sunday has a feel....”— Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Newman, Wayne Knight, imdb.com