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Natasia Demetriou

Natasia Demetriou

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Educated At University Of Leeds

Nationality United Kingdom

Occupations Comedian

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The problem with living with other vampires are the vampires I have chosen to stay with.

— Nadja (Natasia Demetriou), What We Do in the Shadows, Season 1: Episode 1

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Oh, I love any book about vampires, werewolves, monsters, zombies, sorcerers, beasties, or time-traveling romances. And if I had an hour alone with Robert Pattinson, he would forget all about Skinny Legs Magee, I’ll tell you that much.

— Donna Meagle (Retta), Parks and Recreation, Season 3: Time Capsule

Novels fan Robert Pattinson Vampires

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He looked like a vampire. You know with the fangs and the slicked back hair and the fancy cape and the little medallion thing on the ribbon.

— Ed Brewer (Michael Eklund), Supernatural, Season 4: Monster Movie

Vampires stereotypes

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I need some air. I'm still feeling a tad...dead.

— Elijah Mikaelson (Daniel Gillies), The Vampire Diaries, Season 2: Klaus

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He has no idea what normal is—his entire existence isn't normal. Normal to a vampire is drinking human blood, but he's spent all this time fighting it, when he should have been learning how to control it. And now it's controlling him, instead.

— Damon Salvatore (Ian Somerhalder), The Vampire Diaries, Season 1: Miss Mystic Falls

normal Vampires Temptation Obsession

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With ghosts and ghouls, there are no rules; but a vampire's bite, only comes at night. — Raine Pare-Coull as Betty Ann

With ghosts and ghouls, there are no rules; but a vampire's bite, only comes at night.

— Betty Ann (Raine Pare-Coull), Are You Afraid of the Dark?, Season 1: The Tale of the Nightly Neighbors

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Thanks to the efforts of her father Mercy Brown, the first American vampire, is still alive today.

— Aaron Mahnke (Aaron Mahnke), Lore, Season 1: They Made a Tonic

Fear Scary Stories History Vampires

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[To Xander] It must be really hard when all your friends have, like superpowers; Slayer, werewolf, witch, vampires; and you’re, like, this little nothing.

— Cordelia Chase (Charisma Carpenter), Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 3: The Zeppo

Superpowers slayer Werewolf Vampires

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Caroline: Hey, how come you don't sparkle?
Damon: Because I live in the real world where vampires burn in the sun.

— Damon Salvatore (Ian Somerhalder), The Vampire Diaries, Season 1: Family Ties

Vampires real world Sunburn

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He also understood that, far away, there were men with one eye, and others with dogs’ noses who were cannibals, and that when they captured an enemy they beheaded him and drank his blood…

— Christopher Columbus, via www.americanyawp.com

Cannibals Vampires Cyclops

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These aren't vampires, man. These...these are douchebags.

— Dean Winchester (Jensen Ackles), Supernatural, Season 6: Live Free or Twihard

Vampires Douchebags

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I appreciate the talk, coach, but honestly all I can think about is slicing open your wrists and drinking you like a fountain. I guess that makes me a monster, don't it?

— Cole Trenton (Travis Aaron Wade), Supernatural, Season 10: The Things They Carried

monsters Vampires

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I'm a creature who kills to live and who drinks a body's worth of blood a day and doesn't think twice about who I'm sucking it from. So if you even let out a whisper of a word that sounds like Cortez I'll find you and drain every drop of life from your skinny ass.

— Ramona Royale (Angela Bassett), American Horror Story, Hotel: Be Our Guest

Vampires Cortez Death Threats

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If we were vampires and death was a joke, we'd go out on the sidewalk and smoke... laugh at all the lovers and their plans, I wouldn't feel the need to hold your hand. Maybe time running out is a gift.

— Jason Isbell and the 400 Unit, Vampires

Life Death Vampires

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You kill vegetarian vampires with a steak to the heart.

— Unknown, 50 Terrible, Quick Jokes That’ll Get You A Laugh On Demand

Vegetarians Vampires play on words

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We both know the closest you’ll ever get to humanity is when you rip it open and feed on it.

— Damon Salvatore (Ian Somerhalder), The Vampire Diaries, Season 1: The Night of the Comet

Vampires Undead humanity

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You're not gonna be doing much of anything if you don't have your strength. There's nothing wrong with partaking in a healthy diet of human blood from a blood bank. You're not actually killing anyone.

— Damon Salvatore (Ian Somerhalder), The Vampire Diaries, Season 1: Under Control

Vampires Blood Blood Banks

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When I became a vampire, I was just a messed-up kid. Now it's a thousand years later and I'm still messed up!

— Marceline the Vampire Queen (Olivia Olson), Adventure Time, Season 7: Marceline The Vampire Queen (1)

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Vampires can't procreate. But we love to try.

— Damon Salvatore (Ian Somerhalder), The Vampire Diaries, Season 1: Bloodlines

Funny Sterile Vampires Procreation

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Taste me, drink my soul
Show me all the things that I shouldn't know
When there's a blue moon on the rise

— The Pretty Reckless, Make Me Wanna Die (Make Me Wanna Die)

Your Dark Side Lyrics Song Lyrics Lyric Quotes teach me Vampires

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Look, of all the serial killer types, the ones I find most dangerous are the hyper-intelligent ones that get off more on the mind games than the killing. They're like vampires, ready to suck your soul dry and file your information away for a rainy day.

— Dr. Tara Lewis (Aisha Tyler), Criminal Minds, Season 11: Devil's Backbone

Serial Killers Vampires

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Lestat: No one could resist me, not even you, Louis.

Louis: I tried.

Louis: Vampires pretending to be humans, pretending to be vampires.

Claudia: How avant-garde.

— Lestat de Lioncourt (Tom Cruise), Interview With The Vampire

Vampires humans Avant-Garde

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What does one lesbian vampire say to the other? Same time next month?

— Unknown, 30 Hilarious Jokes For Feminists Because Women Are Awesome

Lesbian Vampires periods feminism

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Yeah, well, if you were a six-hundred-year-old hag and you could pick any costume to come back in, wouldn't you go for a hot cheerleader? I would. Mmm.

— Dean Winchester (Jensen Ackles), Supernatural, Season 4: It's the Great Pumpkin, Sam Winchester

Vampires Hags Cheerleaders

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Caleb, those people back there, they wasn't normal. Normal folks, they don't spit out bullets when you shoot 'em, no sir.

— Loy Colton (Tim Thomerson), Near Dark

Vampires bullets normal

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