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Natasia Demetriou
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Educated At
University Of Leeds
Nationality
United Kingdom
Occupations
Comedian
Characters Portrayed
Nadja
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Vampire sex is like pizza, in that even when it's bad it's good. It's designed to be enjoyed by eight or more people. There's a choice of toppings.And in the morning, you're like, 'Aah! Why do I have puncture wounds on my penis?’
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Nandor
(Kayvan Novak)
,
What We Do in the Shadows
,
Season 1
:
The Orgy
Nandor the Relentless
Vampire Sex
Sex and Pizza
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There is nothing more devastating than finding out your husband has made porn... and it's so bloody boring.
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Nadja
(Natasia Demetriou)
,
What We Do in the Shadows
,
Season 1
:
The Orgy
Boring Porono
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The problem with living with other vampires are the vampires I have chosen to stay with.
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Nadja
(Natasia Demetriou)
,
What We Do in the Shadows
,
Season 1
:
Episode 1
Vampires
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Nandor is like a big turkey just walking around trying to control everything on the farm. And Laszlo is my big, crazy, wild bear and we love to chase each other around the house. We have a great time together.
—
Nadja
(Natasia Demetriou)
,
What We Do in the Shadows
,
Season 1
:
Pilot
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You just shut up now, my stupid little baby.
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Nadja
(Natasia Demetriou)
,
What We Do in the Shadows
,
Season 1
:
Citizenship
Amusing Insults
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We have come up with a list of all the things we would like to change once the vampires are in charge.
I'd like to see the construction of a huge opaque dome the size of the city, covering the city, and blocking out all sunlight. No noise during daylight hours. All local churches to destroy their crucifixes. A total ban on turtlenecks. A vampire-only television channel.
I would like for me, personally, my favorite comedy, Priests Falling Over. Free but compulsory harpsichord concerts every day of the week. We would have nun-free zones with a sign that says: ‘
No Nuns.No Nuns. None.
’
—
Nadja
(Natasia Demetriou)
,
What We Do in the Shadows
,
Season 1
:
City Council
Vampire Demands
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