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| Educated At: | University Of Leeds |
| Nationality: | United Kingdom |
| Occupations: | Comedian |
Total quotes: 2
Natasia Demetriou
BirthnameEducated At: University Of Leeds
Nationality: United Kingdom
Occupations: Comedian
Total quotes: 2
“There is nothing more devastating than finding out your husband has made porn... and it's so bloody boring.”
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Boring Porono
“We have come up with a list of all the things we would like to change once the vampires are in charge.
I'd like to see the construction of a huge opaque dome the size of the city, covering the city, and blocking out all sunlight. No noise during daylight hours. All local churches to destroy their crucifixes. A total ban on turtlenecks. A vampire-only television channel.
I would like for me, personally, my favorite comedy, Priests Falling Over. Free but compulsory harpsichord concerts every day of the week. We would have nun-free zones with a sign that says: ‘No Nuns.No Nuns. None.’”
I'd like to see the construction of a huge opaque dome the size of the city, covering the city, and blocking out all sunlight. No noise during daylight hours. All local churches to destroy their crucifixes. A total ban on turtlenecks. A vampire-only television channel.
I would like for me, personally, my favorite comedy, Priests Falling Over. Free but compulsory harpsichord concerts every day of the week. We would have nun-free zones with a sign that says: ‘No Nuns.No Nuns. None.’”
Tagged:
Vampire Demands
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