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Mr. Peanutbutter Quotes

Total quotes: 7
“Wow, um... I don't know if I can forgive you. But I guess we'll find out right after this break!”
— Mr. Peanutbutter, Let's Find Out
“He's probably just razzin' ya. But he's a good dog. All bark, no bite. Oh, sorry! That's a labrador expression. I guess in human terms it would be: he's all talk, no shooting you with an assault rifle.”
— Mr. Peanutbutter, Old Acquaintance
“Well, first I rolled all over the couch to get the skunk stench out, but that did not work. So then I ran into every room to rub myself on all my clothes and belongings, you know, to get the Mr. Peanutbutter scent back.”
— Mr. Peanutbutter, BoJack Kills
“The universe is a cruel, uncaring void. The key to being happy isn't a search for meaning. It's to keep yourself busy with unimportant nonsense, and eventually you'll be dead.”
— Mr. Peanutbutter, BoJack Horseman
Tagged: Depression, Sadness, Life, cruel, Meaning
“Crack an egg on your head. Let the yolk drip down.”
— Mr. Peanutbutter, BoJack Horseman, BoJack Horseman Season 3: Brrap Brrap Pew Pew
Tagged: Absurd, Things To Do With Eggs
“Oh, how did I figure it out? Well, I just followed the clues, used deduction, puzzle-solving, a little bit of forensics, and also, what did I do? Oh, I listened to the voicemail you left me saying you were stealing the D because of Diane so I could, and I quote, "Suck your D"!”
— Mr. Peanutbutter, Our A-Story Is A 'D' Story
“Tennis makes me so mad!! Why doesn't anyone catch the ball!?”
— Mr. Peanutbutter, The BoJack Horseman Show
Tagged: Dogs
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