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Mike Schwartz

Mike Schwartz Quotes

Total quotes: 4

Mike Schwartz

Birthname

Birthplace: Boston, Massachusetts, United States

Nationality: United States Of America

Occupations: Screenwriter, Actor

Total quotes: 4

“Danni: Do you even enjoy spending time with me?

J.D.: 'Enjoy' is such a strong word. I... I'm used to it! Y'know, like cafeteria food, or the constant threat of terrorism.”

— John 'J.D.' Dorian, Scrubs, Season 3: My Choosiest Choice of All

Tagged: hanging out, Spending Time, Used To It, enjoy, Cafeteria Food, Strong Word

“J.D.: So he has a cute butt. Everyone has a cute butt. I have a cute butt.

Carla: You should bring it in someday.”

— Carla Espinosa, Scrubs, Season 1: My Super Ego

Tagged: Cute Butt, butt, Witty Dialogue, Sassy

“Elliot: You know I kinda had a date last night?

J.D.: Really?

Elliot: Yeah, a guy on the bus fell asleep on me and drooled on my shoulder.

J.D.: ...You slut.”

— John 'J.D.' Dorian, Scrubs, Season 1: My Super Ego

Tagged: Dating, sarcastic, bus, drool, Date

“There comes a time when every man needs to make a choice, whether it's a professional choice or whether it's a personal choice. In the end, it's about integrity, and it's about chasing after what you really want, even if that means showing you both care a little. And sometimes... well, sometimes you just have to do what's right for your friend, even if it means sacrificing your own happiness. When it comes down to it, you just have to be proud of the decision you make.”

— John 'J.D.' Dorian, Scrubs, Season 3: My Choosiest Choice of All

Tagged: proud, Integrity, Happiness, Friend, Choice, Sacrifice, decision

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