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Michael Zwiener

Michael Zwiener Quotes

Total quotes: 5

Michael Zwiener

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Total quotes: 5

“Rudy Zolteck: How’d I do, coach?

Kevin O’Shea: I don’t know son. I don’t have a sundial.”

— Rudy Zolteck, Little Giants

Tagged: sundial, tryouts, slow

“Here’s a kiss for Murphey. And for Patterson and Briggs, too. [Farts loudly]”

— Rudy Zolteck, Little Giants

Tagged: kiss, Fart, Gross

“That’s it, I’m leaving the country. I’m moving to New Mexico.”

— Rudy Zolteck, Little Giants

Tagged: Expatriation, New Mexico

“Briggs: Ready! Set! Go!

[Kevin takes off in a charging sprint toward a couch cushion, held by Karen]

Karen O’Shea: Kevin! Aah!

[Karen lets go of the cushion and Kevin goes flying out the window, landing crotch-first on a tree limb]

Kevin O’Shea: Oh! Doctor!

[in pain, he tilts and falls into their pool]”

— Rudy Zolteck, Little Giants

Tagged: Slapstick, Ow! My Balls

“Sean Murphy: [as The Cowboys have possession of the ball; to Rudy] Get ready, dog breath. Because when I’m finished with you, you’ll be farting out of your mouth and talking out of your butt!

Rudy Zolteck: [to Tad] Is that physically possible?

[the Cowboys hike the ball and Spike gains enough yards for a first down; during the play, Murphy sends Rudy flying and landing on his face; After the play, the Little Giants check on Rudy, who’s still down]

Tad: Are you all right?

Rudy Zolteck: [Talking out of his butt] I think so.

Tad: [Impressed] Huh! Guess it is possible.”

— Rudy Zolteck, Little Giants

Tagged: Dog Breath, Fart, Mouth, butt

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