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Michael Cera Quotes

Total quotes: 24
“I should be royally ticked off at you. I should be really cheesed off, I shouldn't want to talk to you anymore.”
— Paulie Bleeker, Juno
Tagged: ticked off, cheesed off, avoid
“You seem to be getting pregnanter these days.”
— Paulie Bleeker, Juno
Tagged: seem, Appearance, pregnant
“If I peed my pants would you pretend that I just got wet from the rain?”
— Scott Pilgrim, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
Tagged: Urination, Rain
“Scott Pilgrim: Why can't we have our own secret shows?

Kim Pine: All of our shows are secret shows.”
— Scott Pilgrim, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
Tagged: Secret, Unpopular
“When I'm around you, I kind of feel like I'm on drugs. Not that I do drugs. Unless you do drugs, in which case I do them all the time. All of them.”
— Scott Pilgrim, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
Tagged: Love, romance, Loving Deeply, In love, deeply in love
“I know you play mysterious and aloof just to avoid getting hurt. And I know you have reasons for not wanting talk about your past. I want you to know that I don't care about any of that stuff. Because I'm in lesbians with you.”
— Scott Pilgrim, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
Tagged: mysterious, Aloof, hurt, Lesbians
“We are Sex Bob-Omb and we are here to make you think about death and get sad and stuff.”
— Scott Pilgrim, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
Tagged: Bands, sex bomb, Death, Sad
“You're like this flower and I know it's springtime but I just-- I'd hate to see you get plucked by someone who doesn't even care that you're blossoming.”
— George Michael Bluth, Arrested Development, Season 2: Spring Breakout
Tagged: Flower, extended metaphor, Blossom, Romantic
“Juno: I think I'm in love with you.

Paulie: You mean as friends?”
— Paulie Bleeker, Juno
Tagged: Love, Friends, Questions
“Bouncer: Password?

Scott Pilgrim: Whatever..

Bouncer: Cool.”
— Scott Pilgrim, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
Tagged: Love, romance, Loving Deeply, In love, deeply in love
“Katrina's not my girlfriend alright? And I doubt she gave you the stinkeye that's just how her face looks, you know? That's just her face.”
— Bleeker, Juno
Tagged: humor
“Hi I was thinking about asking you out but then I realized how stupid that would be.”
— Scott Pilgrim, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
Tagged: Best of Moments, Movie Quotes
“Dude this thing claims I have mail. Dude, now I'm reading it. Dear mister Pilgrim it has come to my attention that we will be fighting soon. My name is mister Patel. Fair warning. Mono e mono, blah blah. ”
— Scott Pilgrim, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
Tagged: Best of Moments, Movie Quotes
“Garlic bread is my favorite food. I could honestly eat it for every meal. Or just eat it all the time without even stopping.”
— Scott Pilgrim, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
Tagged: Best of Moments, Movie Quotes
“Bleeker: I still have your underwear.

Juno: I still have your virginity.

Bleeker: Would you shut up?”
— Juno, Juno
Tagged: humor, Love, Funny, Virginity
“I have to go pee due to boredom.”
— Scott Pilgrim, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
Tagged: Pee, Boredom
“I'd give my middle nut to start dating Becca.”
— Evan, Superbad
Tagged: Date, Give Up
“Well, I still have your underwear!”
— Paulie Bleeker, Juno
Tagged: Underwear, Possession
“You once were a ve-gone. But now you will be-gone.”
— Scott Pilgrim, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
Tagged: Best of Moments, Movie Quotes
“Hey, what's up? Hey, you know Pac-Man. You know the original name for Pac-Man was Puck Man. Not because he looks like a hockey puck. But its Paku Paku. Means flap your mouth. But they thought people would scratch out the "p" and turn it into an "f" like "Fuck Man."”
— Scott Pilgrim, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
Tagged: Best of Moments, Movie Quotes
“I always think you're cute. I think you're beautiful.”
— Bleeker, Juno
Tagged: Love, Cute, Beautiful
“Juno: I think I'm in love with you.

Bleeker: You mean as friends?

Juno: No... I mean for real. 'Cause you're, like, the coolest person I've ever met, and you don't even have to try, you know...

Bleeker: I try really hard, actually.”
— Juno, Bleeker, Juno
Tagged: Love, Friends, cool, trying too hard
“Scott Pilgrim: Hey so, can this not be a one-night stand? For one thing I didn't even get any. That was a joke.

Ramona V. Flowers: What did you have in mind?

Scott Pilgrim: Oh, come to this first round of this battle of the bands thing.

Ramona V. Flowers: You have a band?

Scott Pilgrim: Yeah, we're terrible. Please come.

Ramona V. Flowers: [sighs] Sure.”
— Scott Pilgrim, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
Tagged: battle of the bands, one-night stand
“Juno: What? Cause I got bored and had sex with you and I didn't want to, like, marry you?

Bleeker: Like I'd marry you! You'd be the meanest wife ever, okay? And I know that you weren't bored that day because there was a lot of stuff on TV, and then 'The Blair Witch Project' was coming on Starz and you were like 'I haven't seen this since it came out and if so we should watch it' and then 'but oh, no, we should just make out instead la la la.'”
— Juno, Bleeker, Juno
Tagged: humor, Virginity, Love, Marriage, Friendship, Dating, fights
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