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Merriwether Williams Quotes

Total quotes: 10
“SpongeBob: Go. Run away like all the others. No one would want a friend as ugly as I am.

Patrick: Sure they would! It makes them feel better about the way they look!”
— Spongebob Squarepants, SpongeBob SquarePants, Season 2: Your Shoe's Untied
Tagged: ugly, Irony, Wingman
“I'm ugly and I'm proud, I'm ugly and I'm proud, I'm ugly and I'm proud!”
— Spongebob Squarepants, SpongeBob SquarePants, Season 2: Your Shoe's Untied
Tagged: Ugliness Pride, Self-Esteem
“SpongeBob: I love Kare-ah-tay!

Mr. Krabs: I love money-ay!

Squidward: I hate all of you.”
— Squidward Tentacles , SpongeBob SquarePants, Season 1: Karate Choppers
Tagged: Love, Money, likes, Karate, Hate
“You know, if I were to die right now in some sort of fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend, well, that would just be okay.”
— Spongebob Squarepants, SpongeBob SquarePants, Season 2: Bossy Boots
Tagged: Death Wish, Irony
“Fish boy, are they smelly? Whoo hoo!! How could a creature who spend so much time in the water smell so bad?”
— Spongebob Squarepants, SpongeBob SquarePants, Season 2: Grandma's Kisses
Tagged: fish, Smelly, soap
“SpongeBob: Hey, why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb?


Fish: Why?!
 

SpongeBob: Because, they're so darn stupid!”
— Spongebob Squarepants, SpongeBob SquarePants, Season 2: Grandma's Kisses
Tagged: Anti-Jokes, Stupid
“The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.”
— Patrick Star, SpongeBob SquarePants, Season 2: The Secret Box
Tagged: Mind, Psychology, I'm A Mystery To Myself, Confused, Identity
“I AM SPONGEBOB, DESTROYER OF EVIL!!”
— Spongebob Squarepants, SpongeBob SquarePants, Season 2: Life of Crime
Tagged: Evil
“Oh, living out the remainder of my life, in safety. If you guys were smart, you were join me. That accident made me realize that it's dangerous out there. I was the one of the lucky ones. I'm a survivor. And so I simply decided that I'm never leaving my house again.”
— Spongebob Squarepants, SpongeBob SquarePants, Season 3: Squilliam Returns
Tagged: Survivor, Agoraphobia
“Like, once, I met this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy's cousin—”
— Spongebob Squarepants, SpongeBob SquarePants, Season 3: Krab Borg
Tagged: Repetition
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