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Malcolm Reynolds Quotes

Total quotes: 15
“Mal: Whatever happens, remember I love you.

Zoë: Sir?

Mal: Because you're my wife.

Zoë: Right. Sir. Honey.”
— Malcolm Reynolds, Firefly, Season 1: The Train Job
Tagged: Love, Marriage, Wife
“That sounds like the Alliance. Unite all the planets under one rule so that everybody can be interfered with or ignored equally.”
— Malcolm Reynolds, Firefly, Season 1: The Train Job
Tagged: Unity
“The next time you decide to stab me in the back, have the guts to do it to my face.”
— Malcolm Reynolds, Firefly, Season 1: Ariel
Tagged: Guts, Backstabbing, Bravery
“The way it is, is the way it is. We gotta deal with what’s in front of us.”
— Malcolm Reynolds, Firefly, Season 1: Serenity
Tagged: Practical, Pragmatic, Reality
“Tracey: Do you think I’m stupid?

Malcolm: In every way possible!”
— Malcolm Reynolds, Firefly, Season 1: The Message
Tagged: insults, Stupid
“You can’t open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like woman, I’m a mystery.”
— Malcolm Reynolds, Firefly, Season 1: Our Mrs. Reynolds
Tagged: Mystery, Book of Life
“Niska: Oh, you do not like I kill this man?

Mal: Oh no, I'm sure he was a...very bad person.”
— Malcolm Reynolds, Firefly, Season 1: The Train Job
Tagged: Murder
“Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill them right back.”
— Malcolm Reynolds, Firefly, Season 1: Our Mrs. Reynolds
Tagged: overkill, Revenge, Reciprocation
“Haven’t you killed me enough for one day?”
— Malcolm Reynolds, Firefly, Season 1: War Stories
Tagged: Overstatement, Murder
“I start fighting a war, I guarantee you’ll see something new.”
— Malcolm Reynolds, Firefly, Season 1: Serenity
Tagged: Fighting, War, Creativity
“It's a real burden being right so often.”
— Malcolm Reynolds, Firefly, Season 1: Bushwhacked
Tagged: Humblebragging
“Mal: Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the fuzzy-wuzzies or some such?

Book: Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here.

Mal: If I'm your mission, Shepherd, best give it up. You're welcome on my boat. God ain't.”
— Malcolm Reynolds, Firefly, Season 1: The Train Job
Tagged: Religion, God, Heathen
“Mal: [after getting tossed out a simulated bar window] Wash, we got some local color happening. A grand entrance would not go amiss.

[Zoe comes out fighting a drunk; more join in as Mal takes on the one Zoe knocked down]

Mal: Is Jayne even awake?
[Jayne comes out fighting two at once, pushing them back with his stool]”
— Malcolm Reynolds, Firefly, Season 1: The Train Job
Tagged: local color, fights
“Lund: [drunk] Hey, you gonna drink t'the Alliance with me? Six years today, the Alliance sent the Browncoats runnin', pissin' their pants. You know, your coat is kind of a brownish color.

Mal: It was on sale. [drinks]

Lund: You didn't toast. Y'know, I'm thinkin' you're one o' them In'apendants.

Mal: And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling. So why don't we just ignore each other till we go away?

Lund: The Independents were a bunch o' cowardly inbred piss pots. Should'a been killed off o' every world spinnin'.

Mal: [puts down drink] Say that to my face.

Lund: [threateningly] I said... you're a coward and a pisspot. Now what're you gonna do about it?

Mal: [smiles suddenly] Nothing. I just wanted you to face me so she could get behind ya…[Lund turns, and Zoë hits him in the face with the butt of her gun]…Drunks are so cute.”
— Malcolm Reynolds, Firefly, Season 1: The Train Job
Tagged: Drinking, Drunks, Violence
“Book: How's the girl?

Mal: Still a little whimsical in the brainpan. Seems calm enough, though.

Mal: [River knocks over a tray of medical instruments; both look her way at the sound of instruments clattering] Mm-hmm.

Book: That young man's very brave.

Mal: Yeah. [sarcastically]

Mal: He's my hero.

Book: Gave up everything to free his sister from that place. Go from being a doctor on the central planets to hiding on the fringes of the system... Not many who would do that.”
— Malcolm Reynolds, Firefly, Season 1: The Train Job
Tagged: Brave, Hero
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