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Luke Wilson Quotes

Total quotes: 8
“Today I step into the shoes of a great man, a man by the name of Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho.”
— Private Joe Bowers, Idiocracy
Tagged: mountain dew
“Being a rocket scientist had its advantages. Within 15 minutes, Buck had a written a program that's a standard today for any online credit card transaction.”
— Jack Harris, Middle Men
Tagged: Finance, Adult Industry, Scale, Business
“That is some mystical shit!”
— Danny, The Ridiculous 6
Tagged: mystical, Shit
“Danny: I did a real stupid thing that inadvertently led to the death of a United States president, I'm feeling pretty lousy about it.

Frank Stockburn: Well son, look at my eyes... Shit happens!

Danny: Yeah. Thanks. Thank you, sir.”
— Danny, The Ridiculous 6
Tagged: Shit Happens, lincoln assassination
“You don't got a problem, all right man? I got a problem.”
— Levi Callow, Enlightened, Season 2: Higher Power
Tagged: Problems, self-reflection
“I'm going to kill myself tomorrow.”
— Richie Tenenbaum, The Royal Tenenbaums
Tagged: suicide threat
“And there was a time in this country, a long time ago, when reading wasn't just for fags and neither was writing. People wrote books and movies, movies that had stories so you cared whose ass it was and why it was farting, and I believe that time can come again!”
— Private Joe Bowers, Idiocracy
Tagged: fags, Reading, Writing, Movies, Farting
“[Danny tells his brothers the incident with President Lincoln]
Danny: Mr. President, say, I'm gonna go hit the little boy's room.

Abraham Lincoln: Are you shitting me?

Danny: Come on, you'll be fine superstar. Can I get you something on the way back? Agua? Brewski?

Abraham Lincoln: No.

Danny: Alright. Fair enough, I'll be back in two.

John Wilkes Booth: [running into one another in the hall] Where's the president's box?

Danny: John Wilkes Booth, the actor?

John Wilkes Booth: Yeah.

Danny: No way, man! Big fan! You wanna say hi to the president? He'd get a real kick out of that. Last door on the left.

John Wilkes Booth: Thank you!

Danny: Really cool. Wow, love that guy! [Danny is pooping when he hears a gunshot fired and women screaming] Abe!”
— Danny, The Ridiculous 6
Tagged: John Wilkes Booth, Abraham Lincoln, Assassination
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