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Lorenzo Music Quotes

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“Ted: [bragging] I even got cheered for cutting a ribbon at a supermarket!

Murray: That's because they didn't think you could do it.”
— Ted Baxter, The Mary Tyler Moore Show, Season 1: Anchorman Overboard
Tagged: Supermarket, insults
“If you've noticed, I'm one of the few producers without a peptic ulcer. One of the reasons for that is, I'm able to delegate blame.”
— Lou Grant, The Mary Tyler Moore Show, Season 1: Anchorman Overboard
Tagged: ulcer, Blame
“I look at a separation like two boxers who are going to their corners between rounds. That doesn't mean the fight is over, Mary. They're just resting!”
— Lou Grant, The Mary Tyler Moore Show, Season 1: The Boss Isn't Coming to Dinner
Tagged: Boxers, separation, Fighting
“Remember when I asked you where you wanted to go on our honeymoon? Hawaii, Acapulco? Did flying have anything to do with the fact you chose Gary, Indiana?”
— Robert Hartley, The Bob Newhart Show, Season 1: Fly the Unfriendly Skies
Tagged: Honeymoon, Fear of Flying, Hawaii, acapulco
“Rhoda: [about her mother] I think she's holding a grudge because I didn't go into the profession she wanted.

Mary: What's that?

Rhoda: A housewife.”
— Rhoda Morgenstern, The Mary Tyler Moore Show, Season 2: A Girl's Best Mother Is Not Her Friend
Tagged: Grudge, housewife
“Ted has been in love ever since he was a baby and saw his reflection in the bathwater.”
— Murray Slaughter, The Mary Tyler Moore Show, Season 2: Ted Over Heels
Tagged: Narcissus, Narcissism
“Phyllis Lindstrom: For the past two years I've been teaching a course, showing mothers how to relate to their children.

Mary Richards: Phyllis, isn't that a ceramics course you teach?

Phyllis Lindstrom: They think it's a ceramics class.”
— Phyllis Lindstrom, The Mary Tyler Moore Show, Season 2: A Girl's Best Mother Is Not Her Friend
Tagged: ceramics class
“Rhoda: How come you're not watching that documentary on TV? It's on how much fun us single swingers are having.

Mary: How come you're not watching it?

Rhoda: I didn't want to watch it alone. It's too depressing.”
— Rhoda Morgenstern, The Mary Tyler Moore Show, Season 2: Don't Break the Chain
Tagged: Documentary, TV, Swingers, Single, depressing
“Mary: He had his arm around her and everything was very cozy. Then he saw us, he pushed her away and started treating her like a stranger.

Rhoda: I know that feeling. I once had a date do that to me when I ordered steak.”
— Rhoda Morgenstern, The Mary Tyler Moore Show, Season 2: Ted Over Heels
Tagged: Cozy, Stranger, Steak, Cheap
“Ida: As a matter of fact, I'm not wearing a bra.

Rhoda: Ma! Go upstairs and put some clothes on!

Ida: What's the matter, you can't handle somebody who's a little 'with it?'

Rhoda: You're not with it. You're without it. Now go upstairs and get it.”
— Rhoda Morgenstern, The Mary Tyler Moore Show, Season 2: A Girl's Best Mother Is Not Her Friend
Tagged: Bras, With it
“Lou: I guess I'm what you'd call a male chauvinist pig.

Mary: She, uh, she wasn't right.

Lou: I'm glad we're communicating.

Mary: What was wrong with her?

Lou: Well, for one thing, when she walked out of here, I didn't watch her.

Mary: Oh. You mean, uh…she—she didn't have any, uh— [Mary motions at her backside]

Lou: Right. No caboose whatsover.

Mary: Well, if that is the case, Mr. Grant, why have I been wasting my time for the last two days screening them for skills? I mean, why don't I just march them in here in bathing suits? [Lou chuckles]

Lou: How many more applicants are there?

Mary: Uh, two. Uh, the first is Doreen Skinner. Her skills are excellent, and she seems to measure up, caboose-wise.

Lou: Good. Back her in here.”
— Lou Grant, The Mary Tyler Moore Show, Season 2: Ted Over Heels
Tagged: Sexism, Caboose, ass, Sexual Harassment
“[During the first season opening credits] "My name is Rhoda Morgenstern. I was born in the Bronx, New York in December, 1941. I've always felt responsible for World War II. The first thing I remember liking that liked me back was food. I had a bad puberty; it lasted 17 years. I'm a high school graduate. I went to art school. My entrance exam was on a book of matches. I decided to move out of the house when I was 24; my mother still refers to this as the time I ran away from home. Eventually I ran to Minneapolis, where it's cold, and I figured I'd keep better. Now I'm back in Manhattan. New York, this is your last chance!”
— Rhoda Morgenstern, Rhoda, Season 1: JOE
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