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Liz Lemon Quotes

Total quotes: 14
“I did Big Sister in college. That little girl taught me how to use tampons”
— Liz Lemon, 30 Rock, Season 4: Into the Crevasse
Tagged: Big Sister, College, Little Girl, tampons, instruction
“I'm sorry I'm a real woman and not some oversexed New York nympho like those sluts on Everybody Loves Raymond”
— Liz Lemon, 30 Rock, Season 5: Reaganing
Tagged: Real woman, Oversexed, nympho, Everybody Loves Raymond
“I am not asking you this as the boss you love to undermine, but as the friend whose birthday you love to forget...”
— Liz Lemon, 30 Rock, Season 3: The Funcooker
Tagged: boss, Friend, birthday, Undermine
“Liz: We sure had quite a year.

Jack: What’re you talking about? It’s May.
  
Liz: Shh.”
— Liz Lemon, 30 Rock, Season 3: Kidney Now!
Tagged: Jumping the Gun, Premature
“Ugh, I hate January. It's dark and freezing and everyone's wearing bulky coats, so you can do some serious subway flirting before you realize the guy is homeless.”
— Liz Lemon, 30 Rock, Season 4: Winter Madness
Tagged: Hate, January, dark, Freezing, bulky coats, Subway, Flirting, homeless
“Liz: Have you seen this Tracy thing?

Jack: I am aware of it. I have a Google News alert for the phrase
‘tracy jordan ridiculous disaster.’”
— Liz Lemon, 30 Rock, Season 3: Apollo, Apollo
Tagged: Google, disaster, Google News
“Sometimes, to feel like I have company during dinner, I dispute credit card charges on speaker phone.”
— Liz Lemon, 30 Rock, Season 3: Gavin Volure
Tagged: Loneliness, Credit Card
“I want to roll my eyes right now but the doctor said if I keep doing it, my ocular muscles might spasm and eject my eyeballs.”
— Liz Lemon, 30 Rock
Tagged: fuck off, Go Away, Irritated, People, talking, Eye-Rolling, annoyed
“Liz: I just got a call from security.

Jenna: What? That’s ridiculous! Why would I steal a file from personnel?”
— Liz Lemon, 30 Rock, Season 3: The One with the Cast of Night Court
Tagged: Guilty Conscience, Theft
“ I hate those corporate things. Bunch of drunk people talking about synergy.”
— Liz Lemon, 30 Rock, Season 3: Retreat to Move Forward
Tagged: Corporate Culture, Synergy
“Jack: I’m warning you now that the entertainment division is gonna come under some very close scrutiny. The days of your wild coke parties are over.

Liz: Well, if by 'coke,' you mean 'sodas'...”
— Liz Lemon, 30 Rock, Season 3: Cutbacks
Tagged: Coke Parties, Office Parties, Cocaine, soda, Coca-Cola
“Jenna: Look at Dr. Baird. How did you get a picture of him?

Liz: I told him his haircut was exactly what I’ve been trying to describe to my barber. Yeah, smooth, I know.”
— Liz Lemon, 30 Rock, Season 3: Generalissimo
Tagged: Barber, haircut
“Elisa: I cannot marry him because of a terrible secret. Please don’t ask me what it is!

Liz: I won’t. I don’t want to know... Are you a man?

Elisa: Really? That’s your guess, a man? You want to see me naked?

Liz: ... Sort of.”
— Liz Lemon, 30 Rock, Season 3: The Ones
Tagged: Naked, Secrets
“Liz: Hey, Jack, do you treat me any differently because I’m a woman?

Jake: Well, I pay you a little less, yes

Liz: No, I mean day-to-day. Do you coddle me?
  
Jake: In some ways. With a man, I can be more direct, but with you, uh, I have to have a conversation, Talk things through more.”
— Liz Lemon, 30 Rock, Season 3: The Natural Order
Tagged: gender, Gender Pay Gap
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