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Leah

Leah

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Portrayed by Shelby Young

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The Devil is real. And he's not a little red man with horns and a tail. He can be beautiful. Because he's a fallen angel, and he used to be God's favorite.

— Leah (Shelby Young), American Horror Story, Murder House: Piggy, Piggy

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Juno: I just, like, don't want to give the baby to a family that describes themselves as 'wholesome.' Well, I don't know, I just want something a little more edgier.

Leah: Okay, well what did you have in mind?

Juno: I was thinking more, like, graphic designer, mid-thirties, you know, with a cool Asian girlfriend who, like, dresses awesome and rocks out on the bass guitar. But I don't want to be too particular.

— Juno and Leah, Juno

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Juno: I'm pregnant.

Leah: What? Honest to blog?

Juno: Yeah. Yeah, it's Bleeker's.

Leah: It's probably just a food baby. Did you have a big lunch?

Juno: No, this is not a food baby all right? I've taken like three pregnancy tests, and I'm forshizz up the spout.

Leah: How did you even generate enough pee for three pregnancy tests? That's amazing.

Juno: I don't know, I drank like, ten tons of Sunny D... Anyway dude, I'm telling you I'm pregnant and you're acting shockingly cavalier.

Leah: Is this for real? Like, for real for real?

Juno: Unfortunately, yes.

Leah: Oh my GOD. Oh shit! Phuket, Thailand!

Juno: There we go. That was kind of the emotion that I was searching for on the first take.

— Juno, Juno

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Ultrasound Technician: I just see a lot of teenage mothers come through here and it's obviously a poisonous environment to raise a baby in.

Juno: How do you know I'm so poisonous? What if these adoptive parents turn out to be, like, evil molesters?

Leah: Or, like, stage parents.

Bren: They could be utterly negligent. Maybe they'll do a far shittier job of raising a kid than my dumbass step-daughter would. Have you considered that?

Ultrasound Technician: I guess not.

Bren: What is your job title exactly?

Ultrasound Technician: I'm an ultrasound technician, ma'am.

Bren: Well, I'm a nail technician and I think we both ought to just stick to what we know.

Ultrasound Technician: Excuse me?

Bren: Oh, you think you're so special because you get to play Picture Pages up there? Well, my five year old daughter could do that and let me tell you, she's not the brightest bulb in the tanning bed. So why don't you go back to night school in Mantino and learn a real trade.

Juno: Bren! You're a dick! I love it!

— Ultrasound Technician, Juno, Leah and Bren, Juno

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Maybe all the schemes of the devil were nothing compared to what man could think up.

— Joe Hill, Horns: A Novel

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It would be absurd if we did not understand both angels and devils, since we invented them.

— John Steinbeck, East of Eden (Penguin Twentieth Century Classics)

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Maybe all the schemes of the devil were nothing compared to what man could think up.

— Joe Hill, Horns: A Novel

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The Devil and woman have been allies against God from the beginning, ever since Satan first came to the first man in the form of a snake and whispered to Adam that true happiness was not to be found in prayer but in Eve's cunt.

— Joe Hill, Horns: A Novel

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Did you really think you could call up the Devil and ask him to behave?

— Fox Mulder (David Duchovny), The X-Files, Season 2: Die Hand Die Verletzt

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I was as curious as the devil. Couldn't have been older than sixteen months when I started wandering out of the house by myself. I was a handful. Had to be kept on a short leash.

— Etta James, Rage to survive: the Etta James story

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Is it possible, then, to doubt that we can and must gain victory over the German invaders? The enemy is not as strong as some terror-stricken pseudo-intellectuals picture him. The devil is not as terrible as he is painted.

— Joseph Stalin, via en.wikiquote.org

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She's proof that you can walk through hell and still be an angel.

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This world is half the devil's and my own, Daft with the drug that's smoking in a girl And curling round the bud that forks her eye.

— Dylan Thomas, The Collected Poems of Dylan Thomas

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I was afraid of the boogeyman until I was fourteen or fifteen. The boogeyman was the devil who could appear in any form. Before I went to sleep, I had to look under my bed. The boogeyman was death and death was the greatest fear of all.

— Etta James, Rage to survive: the Etta James story

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Cause tonight I'm making deals with the Devil and I know it's gonna get me in trouble.

— Ariana Grande and Nicki Minaj, Side To Side (Dangerous Woman)

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He who cannot hate the devil cannot love God.

— Joseph Goebbels, via en.wikiquote.org

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Son, the greatest trick the Devil pulled was convincing the world there was only one of him.

— David Wong, John Dies at the End

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Trust me, she knew who she was dancing with the entire time. She just chose to see the good in everybody. I personally don't think she should change that about herself. It's possible her energy could even bring the best in the devil.

— Unknown, FB Fanpage

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I was your cure and you were my disease. I was saving you. You were killing me.

— We Who Dare, We, Who Dare - Saving You, Killing Me

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The devil can cite scripture for his purpose.

— William Shakespeare, The Merchant of Venice

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Black as the devil, hot as hell, pure as an angel, sweet as love.

— Charles Maurice de Talleyrand-Périgord, Charles Maurice de Talleyrand-Périgord Quotes

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If the Devil says you cannot pray when you are angry, tell him it is none of his business, and pray until that species of insanity is dispelled and serenity is restored to the mind.

— Brigham Young, Journal of Discourses by Brigham Young... His Counselors... and others... Reported by G. D. Watt [27 Volume Hardcover Set]

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The dyslexic devil worshipper sold his soul to Santa.

— Unknown, 50 Terrible, Quick Jokes That’ll Get You A Laugh On Demand

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The Devil hath power to assume a pleasing shape.

— William Shakespeare, Hamlet

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Lucifer will be furious with you for failing, but it's not like he can do anything about it. Women don't always do what you want, even if you're Lord of the Underworld.

— Trinity Faegen, The Mephisto Kiss: The Mephisto Covenant Book 2 (The Redemption of Kyros)

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The devil's voice is sweet to hear.

— Stephen King, Needful Things

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If money’s the god people worship, I’d rather go worship the devil instead.

— Jess C. Scott, Rockstar

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The devil’s agents may be of flesh and blood, may they not?

— Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, The Hound of the Baskervilles

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Why did the Devil get arrested?
Possession.

— Great_now_im_hungry, Why did the Devil get arrested?

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God is on your side? Is He a Conservative? The Devil's on my side, he's a good Communist.

— Joseph Stalin, via en.wikiquote.org

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Once he experienced the fame, and all that comes with that, I think he was done with it. And I think he realized he made a deal with the Devil, and he’d need the rest of his life to try and undo that.

— Mike Garson, David Bowie: The Last Five Years: Sneak Peek

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Sarah/Lucifer: My name is Lucifer.

Nick: Sure. Naturally, um...could you do me a favor there, Satan, and remind me to quit drinking before I go to bed?

— Nick (Mark Pellegrino), Supernatural, Season 5: Sympathy for the Devil

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Lucifer is the father of our race. Our creator. Your God may be a deadbeat, but mine...mine walks the earth.

— Meg Masters (Rachel Miner), Supernatural, Season 5: Abandon All Hope...

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