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Lawrence Kaplow Quotes

Total quotes: 9
“How come God gets credit whenever something good happens? Where was he when her heart stopped?”
— Dr. Gregory House, House, Season 3: Human Error
Tagged: God, Religion, Credit
“I take risks, sometimes patients die. But not taking risks causes more patients to die, so I guess my biggest problem is I've been cursed with the ability to do the math.”
— Dr. Gregory House, House, Season 1: Detox
Tagged: Patients, Dying, Medicine, Taking Risks
“[someone is groaning in the restroom stall] 

Good lord! Are you having a bowel movement or a baby?”
— Dr. Gregory House, House, Season 1: Kids
Tagged: Gross, Bowel Movement, Baby, bathroom, Pain
“Dr. James Wilson: Hey, you have to treat this like a regular case. Be yourself: cold, uncaring, distant.

Dr. Gregory House: Please, don't put me on a pedestal.”
— Dr. Gregory House, House, Season 1: Honeymoon
Tagged: regular case, cold, normal, uncaring, distant, Sassy, Sarcastic Depression, Pedestal
“You can't order a thirty-two hundred dollar DNA test to win a bet!”
— Dr. Lisa Cuddy, House, Season 1: Paternity
Tagged: Money, DNA, win a bet, Bets
“If you're dying, suddenly everybody loves you.”
— Dr. Gregory House, House, Season 2: Autopsy
Tagged: Death, Dying, Compassion, The Human Condition
“Perseverance does not equal worthiness.”
— Dr. Gregory House, House, Season 1: Paternity
Tagged: perseverance, Worthiness, Not The Same
“If you can fake sincerity, you can fake pretty much anything.”
— Dr. Gregory House, House, Season 1: Honeymoon
Tagged: Sincerity, fake
“Dr. Eric Foreman: He probably just moved. Nobody stays perfectly still for their entire MRI.

Dr. Gregory House: Yeah, probably got restless and shifted one hemisphere of his brain to a more comfortable position.”
— Dr. Gregory House, House, Season 1: Paternity
Tagged: MRI, Restless, sarcastic, Brain, comfortable
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