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Kit Boss Quotes

Total quotes: 9
“Look, I work for the phone company. I've had a lot of experience with semantics, so don't try to lure me into some maze of circular logic.”
— Phone Guy #1, Seinfeld, Season 9: The Maid
Tagged: Circular Logic, Phone Companies, Semantics
“Hey, I'm on first and first. How can the same street intersect with itself? I must be at the nexus of the universe.”
— Cosmo Kramer, Seinfeld, Season 9: The Maid
Tagged: Universe, lost, Directions
“I'm not afraid of ghosts
I'm not afraid of sharks
I'm not afraid of cancer
I am just afraid of snakes!
They really creep me out
Where are their arms and legs?
It's not okay!”
— Gene Belcher, Bob's Burgers, Season 3: It Snakes a Village
Tagged: Ghosts, Sharks, cancer, Snakes, Fear, Phobias
“Bob: [addressing a large pot] Duval, is that you in there?


Duval: [from the pot] No one's in this pot. Go away. I am the spaghetti.”
— Bob Belcher, Bob's Burgers, Season 3: Mutiny on the Windbreaker
Tagged: Absurd, spaghetti, Hiding, Cowering
“‘Danger’ is my middle name. But I spell it R-U-T-H.”
— Tina Belcher (voice), Bob's Burgers, Season 4: Presto Tina-O
Tagged: danger, Ruth, Absurd, Anti-Jokes
“Uncle Hank, I quit being a virgin the first time I had sex.”
— Luanne Platter, King of the Hill, Season 5: Luanne Virgin 2.0
Tagged: virgin, Sex
“Your room looks like it was decorated by a perverted jockey.”
— Louise Belcher, Bob's Burgers, Season 1: Spaghetti Western and Meatballs
Tagged: Interior Decoration, Perverted Jockey
“Louise: Speaking of Christmas, here is my annual list of demands.

Bob: ‘My own apartment.’

Louise: And it cannot be a studio. You have exactly seven shopping days to comply. If it rolls into day eight, there will be tears and violence.”
— Louise Belcher, Bob's Burgers, Season 3: Bob Rest Ye Merry Gentle-Mannequins
Tagged: List of Demands, Christmas List, Studio Apartment, Threats, Tears, Violence
“But that shouldn't stop you from pursuing your own dreams of wood, plywood, pressed fiberboard, and, if you've got the talent, metal! Y'see, shop doesn't have to happen in any special place—as long as it's well lit, and the outlets are grounded. Because shop is bigger than any classroom, or garage, or stupid policy that makes tools illegal—it's in our hearts.”
— Hank Hill, King of the Hill, Season 4: Little Horrors of Shop
Tagged: Shop, fiberboard, plywood
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