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Look, I work for the phone company. I've had a lot of experience with semantics, so don't try to lure me into some maze of circular logic.

— Phone Guy #1 (Sam Whipple), Seinfeld, Season 9: The Maid

Circular Logic Phone Companies Semantics

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Hey, I'm on first and first. How can the same street intersect with itself? I must be at the nexus of the universe.

— Cosmo Kramer (Michael Richards), Seinfeld, Season 9: The Maid

Universe lost Directions

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I'm not afraid of ghosts
I'm not afraid of sharks
I'm not afraid of cancer
I am just afraid of snakes!
They really creep me out
Where are their arms and legs?
It's not okay!

— Gene Belcher (Eugene Mirman), Bob's Burgers, Season 3: It Snakes a Village

Ghosts Sharks cancer Snakes Fear Phobias

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Bob: [addressing a large pot] Duval, is that you in there?

Duval: [from the pot] No one's in this pot. Go away. I am the spaghetti.

— Bob Belcher (H. Jon Benjamin), Bob's Burgers, Season 3: Mutiny on the Windbreaker

Absurd spaghetti Hiding Cowering

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Your room looks like it was decorated by a perverted jockey.

— Louise Belcher (Kristen Schaal), Bob's Burgers, Season 1: Spaghetti Western and Meatballs

Interior Decoration Perverted Jockey

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Louise: Speaking of Christmas, here is my annual list of demands.

Bob: ‘My own apartment.’

Louise: And it cannot be a studio. You have exactly seven shopping days to comply. If it rolls into day eight, there will be tears and violence.

— Louise Belcher (Kristen Schaal), Bob's Burgers, Season 3: Bob Rest Ye Merry Gentle-Mannequins

List of Demands Christmas List Studio Apartment Threats Tears Violence

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‘Danger’ is my middle name. But I spell it R-U-T-H.

— Tina Belcher (voice) (Dan Mintz), Bob's Burgers, Season 4: Presto Tina-O

danger Ruth Absurd Anti-Jokes

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Look, I work for the phone company. I've had a lot of experience with semantics, so don't try to lure me into some maze of circular logic.

— Phone Guy #1 (Sam Whipple), Seinfeld, Season 9: The Maid

Hey, I'm on first and first. How can the same street intersect with itself? I must be at the nexus of the universe.

— Cosmo Kramer (Michael Richards), Seinfeld, Season 9: The Maid

I'm not afraid of ghosts
I'm not afraid of sharks
I'm not afraid of cancer
I am just afraid of snakes!
They really creep me out
Where are their arms and legs?
It's not okay!

— Gene Belcher (Eugene Mirman), Bob's Burgers, Season 3: It Snakes a Village

Bob: [addressing a large pot] Duval, is that you in there?

Duval: [from the pot] No one's in this pot. Go away. I am the spaghetti.

— Bob Belcher (H. Jon Benjamin), Bob's Burgers, Season 3: Mutiny on the Windbreaker

Your room looks like it was decorated by a perverted jockey.

— Louise Belcher (Kristen Schaal), Bob's Burgers, Season 1: Spaghetti Western and Meatballs

Louise: Speaking of Christmas, here is my annual list of demands.

Bob: ‘My own apartment.’

Louise: And it cannot be a studio. You have exactly seven shopping days to comply. If it rolls into day eight, there will be tears and violence.

— Louise Belcher (Kristen Schaal), Bob's Burgers, Season 3: Bob Rest Ye Merry Gentle-Mannequins

‘Danger’ is my middle name. But I spell it R-U-T-H.

— Tina Belcher (voice) (Dan Mintz), Bob's Burgers, Season 4: Presto Tina-O

Related quotes to Kit Boss tagged Fear, Absurd

Fear is the enemy of logic. There is no more debilitating, crushing, self-defeating, sickening thing in the world—to an individual or to a nation. If we continue to fear the Russians, and if they continue to fear us, then we’re both in big trouble.

— Frank Sinatra, Playboy Interview: Frank Sinatra

We are living in an interminable succession of absurdities imposed by the myopic logic of short-term thinking.

— Jacques Cousteau, via www.goodreads.com

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