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Look, I work for the phone company. I've had a lot of experience with semantics, so don't try to lure me into some maze of circular logic.

— Phone Guy #1 (Sam Whipple), Seinfeld, Season 9: The Maid

Circular Logic Phone Companies Semantics

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Hey, I'm on first and first. How can the same street intersect with itself? I must be at the nexus of the universe.

— Cosmo Kramer (Michael Richards), Seinfeld, Season 9: The Maid

Universe lost Directions

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I'm not afraid of ghosts
I'm not afraid of sharks
I'm not afraid of cancer
I am just afraid of snakes!
They really creep me out
Where are their arms and legs?
It's not okay!

— Gene Belcher (Eugene Mirman), Bob's Burgers, Season 3: It Snakes a Village

Ghosts Sharks cancer Snakes Fear Phobias

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Bob: [addressing a large pot] Duval, is that you in there?

Duval: [from the pot] No one's in this pot. Go away. I am the spaghetti.

— Bob Belcher (H. Jon Benjamin), Bob's Burgers, Season 3: Mutiny on the Windbreaker

Absurd spaghetti Hiding Cowering

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Uncle Hank, I quit being a virgin the first time I had sex.

— Luanne Platter (Brittany Murphy), King of the Hill, Season 5: Luanne Virgin 2.0

virgin Sex

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‘Danger’ is my middle name. But I spell it R-U-T-H.

— Tina Belcher (voice) (Dan Mintz), Bob's Burgers, Season 4: Presto Tina-O

danger Ruth Absurd Anti-Jokes

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Your room looks like it was decorated by a perverted jockey.

— Louise Belcher (Kristen Schaal), Bob's Burgers, Season 1: Spaghetti Western and Meatballs

Interior Decoration Perverted Jockey

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Louise: Speaking of Christmas, here is my annual list of demands.

Bob: ‘My own apartment.’

Louise: And it cannot be a studio. You have exactly seven shopping days to comply. If it rolls into day eight, there will be tears and violence.

— Louise Belcher (Kristen Schaal), Bob's Burgers, Season 3: Bob Rest Ye Merry Gentle-Mannequins

List of Demands Christmas List Studio Apartment Threats Tears Violence

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But that shouldn't stop you from pursuing your own dreams of wood, plywood, pressed fiberboard, and, if you've got the talent, metal! Y'see, shop doesn't have to happen in any special place—as long as it's well lit, and the outlets are grounded. Because shop is bigger than any classroom, or garage, or stupid policy that makes tools illegal—it's in our hearts.

— Hank Hill (Mike Judge), King of the Hill, Season 4: Little Horrors of Shop

Shop fiberboard plywood

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Look, I work for the phone company. I've had a lot of experience with semantics, so don't try to lure me into some maze of circular logic.

— Phone Guy #1 (Sam Whipple), Seinfeld, Season 9: The Maid

Hey, I'm on first and first. How can the same street intersect with itself? I must be at the nexus of the universe.

— Cosmo Kramer (Michael Richards), Seinfeld, Season 9: The Maid

I'm not afraid of ghosts
I'm not afraid of sharks
I'm not afraid of cancer
I am just afraid of snakes!
They really creep me out
Where are their arms and legs?
It's not okay!

— Gene Belcher (Eugene Mirman), Bob's Burgers, Season 3: It Snakes a Village

Bob: [addressing a large pot] Duval, is that you in there?

Duval: [from the pot] No one's in this pot. Go away. I am the spaghetti.

— Bob Belcher (H. Jon Benjamin), Bob's Burgers, Season 3: Mutiny on the Windbreaker

Uncle Hank, I quit being a virgin the first time I had sex.

— Luanne Platter (Brittany Murphy), King of the Hill, Season 5: Luanne Virgin 2.0

‘Danger’ is my middle name. But I spell it R-U-T-H.

— Tina Belcher (voice) (Dan Mintz), Bob's Burgers, Season 4: Presto Tina-O

Your room looks like it was decorated by a perverted jockey.

— Louise Belcher (Kristen Schaal), Bob's Burgers, Season 1: Spaghetti Western and Meatballs

Louise: Speaking of Christmas, here is my annual list of demands.

Bob: ‘My own apartment.’

Louise: And it cannot be a studio. You have exactly seven shopping days to comply. If it rolls into day eight, there will be tears and violence.

— Louise Belcher (Kristen Schaal), Bob's Burgers, Season 3: Bob Rest Ye Merry Gentle-Mannequins

— Hank Hill (Mike Judge), King of the Hill, Season 4: Little Horrors of Shop

Related quotes to Kit Boss tagged Fear, Absurd

Fear is the enemy of logic. There is no more debilitating, crushing, self-defeating, sickening thing in the world—to an individual or to a nation. If we continue to fear the Russians, and if they continue to fear us, then we’re both in big trouble.

— Frank Sinatra, Playboy Interview: Frank Sinatra

We are living in an interminable succession of absurdities imposed by the myopic logic of short-term thinking.

— Jacques Cousteau, via www.goodreads.com

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