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Kim Cattrall Quotes

Total quotes: 22
“Samantha: If I had a son, I'd teach him all about sex.

Carrie: If you had a son, we'd call Social Services!”
— Samantha Jones, Sex and the City, Season 2: They Shoot Single People, Don't They?
Tagged: Son, Teaching, Social Services
“Oh please! There's always a contest with an ex. It's called 'who will die miserable.'”
— Samantha Jones, Sex and the City, Season 3: Easy Come, Easy Go
Tagged: Contest, Ex, Die, Miserable
“ I hate it when men do that. 'I have a girlfriend.' Calm down, I just asked if that seat was taken!”
— Samantha Jones, Sex and the City, Season 5: Plus One is the Loneliest Number
Tagged: Hate, excuse, Taken, Calm Down
“Money is power. Sex is power. Therefore, getting money for sex is simply an exchange of power.”
— Samantha Jones, Sex and the City, Season 1: The Power of Female Sex
Tagged: Money, Power, Sex, exchange
“Charlotte: Early dinner with bachelor number one, late supper with bachelor number two.

Samantha: My god, you're turning into a man!”
— Samantha Jones, Sex and the City, Season 2: The Sex Buddy
Tagged: Dating, Supper, turning into a man, Behavior
“You can't listen to every fucking little voice that runs through your head. It'll drive you nuts.”
— Samantha Jones, Sex and the City, Season 2: The Cheating Curve
Tagged: Advice, Listen, voice, Nuts
“Charlotte: Do you think I'm a whore?

Samantha: Oh please, if you're a whore, what does that make me?”
— Samantha Jones, Sex and the City, Season 3: Are We Sluts?
Tagged: Whore, Identity, oh please
“Miranda: Twenty dollars for a hamburger. Oh, that's reasonable.

Samantha: Pathetic! When I moved to this neighborhood, the only thing that cost twenty dollars was a hand job from a tranny.”
— Samantha Jones, Sex and the City, Season 6: To Market, to Market
Tagged: twenty dollars, food, Pricey, cost, Hand Job
“Fuck men. We have to run to Helga the Hot Waxer every other week, but them? How would they like it if we told them to shape their hedge, trim their trunk?”
— Samantha Jones, Sex and the City, Season 4: Time and Punishment
Tagged: wax, Maintain, public hair
“You can’t swing a Fendi purse without knocking over 5 losers. Where did all the great guys go?”
— Samantha Jones, Sex and the City, Season 2: Games People Play
Tagged: Fendi, purse, losers, Good Guys
“The only place you can control a man is in bed. If we perpetually gave men blow jobs we could run the world!”
— Samantha Jones, Sex and the City, Season 2: Games People Play
Tagged: Control, Man, Bed, blow job, Run The World
“I once dated a guy who liked to wear my underwear but I've never gone the other way.”
— Samantha Jones, Sex and the City, Season 3: Boy, Girl, Boy, Girl...
Tagged: dated, Guys, Underwear
“Miranda: You haven't slept with him yet?

Samantha: Honey, before you buy the car you take it for a test drive!”
— Samantha Jones, Sex and the City, Season 3: Don't Ask, Don't Tell
Tagged: Sex, Shock, Metaphor Examples, Car, purchase, test drive
“Charlotte: Samantha, your face is glowing. Did you get a facial or something?

Samantha: I masturbated all afternoon.”
— Samantha Jones, Sex and the City, Season 4: The Agony and the 'Ex'-tacy
Tagged: face, Glowing, facial, masturbated, orgasm
“I will not be judged by you or society. I will wear whatever and blow whomever I want as long as I can breathe—and kneel.”
— Samantha Jones, Sex and the City, Season 5: Cover Girl
Tagged: Sex And The City, Love
“If I worried what every bitch in New York was saying about me, I’d never leave the house.”
— Samantha Jones, Sex and the City, Season 5: Critical Condition
Tagged: Sex And The City, Friendship
“There isn’t enough wall space in New York City to hang all of my exes. And let me tell you, a lot of them were hung.”
— Samantha Jones, Sex and the City, Season 4: Defining Moments
Tagged: Sex And The City, Love
“Nobody told me it was BYO man!”
— Samantha Jones, Sex and the City, Season 2: The Cheating Curve
Tagged: Bring your own, Man, told
“Wrong ring, wrong guy.”
— Samantha Jones, Sex and the City, Season 4: Just Say Yes
Tagged: Wrong, ring, Guy
“Listen to me! The right guy is an illusion. Start living your lives.”
— Samantha Jones, Sex and the City, Season 1: Sex and the City
Tagged: Sex And The City, Love
“If you turn into one of those married assholes, I’ll kill you.”
— Samantha Jones, Sex and the City, Season 1: Bay of Married Pigs
Tagged: Sex And The City
“I love you, but I love me more.”
— Samantha Jones, Sex and the City, Season 5: Luck Be an Old Lady
Tagged: Sex And The City, Love
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