Kim Cattrall Quotes

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Kim Cattrall

Kim Cattrall

Birthname

Birthday August 21, 1956

Birthplace Mossley Hill, Liverpool, United Kingdom

Educated At London Academy Of Music And Dramatic Art, American Academy Of Dramatic Arts

Nationality United Kingdom, Canada, México, Culo

Occupations Television Actor, Film Actor, Stage Actor, Screenwriter, Actor

Characters Portrayed

Samantha Jones

Total quotes (22)

Samantha: If I had a son, I'd teach him all about sex.

Carrie: If you had a son, we'd call Social Services!

— Samantha Jones (Kim Cattrall), Sex and the City, Season 2: They Shoot Single People, Don't They?

Son Teaching Social Services

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Oh please! There's always a contest with an ex. It's called 'who will die miserable.'

— Samantha Jones (Kim Cattrall), Sex and the City, Season 3: Easy Come, Easy Go

Contest Ex Die Miserable

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I hate it when men do that. 'I have a girlfriend.' Calm down, I just asked if that seat was taken!

— Samantha Jones (Kim Cattrall), Sex and the City, Season 5: Plus One is the Loneliest Number

Hate excuse Taken Calm Down

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Money is power. Sex is power. Therefore, getting money for sex is simply an exchange of power.

— Samantha Jones (Kim Cattrall), Sex and the City, Season 1: The Power of Female Sex

Money Power Sex exchange

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Charlotte: Early dinner with bachelor number one, late supper with bachelor number two.

Samantha: My god, you're turning into a man!

— Samantha Jones (Kim Cattrall), Sex and the City, Season 2: The Sex Buddy

Dating Supper turning into a man Behavior

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Fuck men. We have to run to Helga the Hot Waxer every other week, but them? How would they like it if we told them to shape their hedge, trim their trunk?

— Samantha Jones (Kim Cattrall), Sex and the City, Season 4: Time and Punishment

wax Maintain public hair

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You can't listen to every fucking little voice that runs through your head. It'll drive you nuts.

— Samantha Jones (Kim Cattrall), Sex and the City, Season 2: The Cheating Curve

Advice Listen voice Nuts

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Charlotte: Do you think I'm a whore?

Samantha: Oh please, if you're a whore, what does that make me?

— Samantha Jones (Kim Cattrall), Sex and the City, Season 3: Are We Sluts?

Whore Identity oh please

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Miranda: Twenty dollars for a hamburger. Oh, that's reasonable.

Samantha: Pathetic! When I moved to this neighborhood, the only thing that cost twenty dollars was a hand job from a tranny.

— Samantha Jones (Kim Cattrall), Sex and the City, Season 6: To Market, to Market

twenty dollars food Pricey cost Hand Job

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You can’t swing a Fendi purse without knocking over 5 losers. Where did all the great guys go?

— Samantha Jones (Kim Cattrall), Sex and the City, Season 2: Games People Play

Fendi purse losers Good Guys

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The only place you can control a man is in bed. If we perpetually gave men blow jobs we could run the world!

— Samantha Jones (Kim Cattrall), Sex and the City, Season 2: Games People Play

Control Man Bed blow job Run The World

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I once dated a guy who liked to wear my underwear but I've never gone the other way.

— Samantha Jones (Kim Cattrall), Sex and the City, Season 3: Boy, Girl, Boy, Girl...

dated Guys Underwear

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Miranda: You haven't slept with him yet?

Samantha: Honey, before you buy the car you take it for a test drive!

— Samantha Jones (Kim Cattrall), Sex and the City, Season 3: Don't Ask, Don't Tell

Sex Shock Metaphor Examples Car purchase test drive

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Charlotte: Samantha, your face is glowing. Did you get a facial or something?

Samantha: I masturbated all afternoon.

— Samantha Jones (Kim Cattrall), Sex and the City, Season 4: The Agony and the 'Ex'-tacy

face Glowing facial masturbated orgasm

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I will not be judged by you or society. I will wear whatever and blow whomever I want as long as I can breathe—and kneel.

— Samantha Jones (Kim Cattrall), Sex and the City, Season 5: Cover Girl

Sex And The City Love

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If I worried what every bitch in New York was saying about me, I’d never leave the house.

— Samantha Jones (Kim Cattrall), Sex and the City, Season 5: Critical Condition

Sex And The City Friendship

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There isn’t enough wall space in New York City to hang all of my exes. And let me tell you, a lot of them were hung.

— Samantha Jones (Kim Cattrall), Sex and the City, Season 4: Defining Moments

Sex And The City Love

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Wrong ring, wrong guy.

— Samantha Jones (Kim Cattrall), Sex and the City, Season 4: Just Say Yes

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Nobody told me it was BYO man!

— Samantha Jones (Kim Cattrall), Sex and the City, Season 2: The Cheating Curve

Bring your own Man told

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Listen to me! The right guy is an illusion. Start living your lives.

— Samantha Jones (Kim Cattrall), Sex and the City, Season 1:

Sex And The City Love

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If you turn into one of those married assholes, I’ll kill you.

— Samantha Jones (Kim Cattrall), Sex and the City, Season 1: Bay of Married Pigs

Sex And The City

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I love you, but I love me more.

— Samantha Jones (Kim Cattrall), Sex and the City, Season 5: Luck Be an Old Lady

Sex And The City Love

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