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Karen McCullah Quotes
| Birthplace: | Philippines |
| Nationality: | USA, United States Of America |
| Occupations: | Screenwriter, Novelist |
Total quotes: 15
Karen McCullah
BirthnameBirthplace: Philippines
Nationality: USA, United States Of America
Occupations: Screenwriter, Novelist
Total quotes: 15
“Length is very important. We need short enough to see some thigh but not so short.”
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“We have to do something with your hair. A pony tail implies you are either operating heavy machinery or emptying the liter box. Neither of those things inspires an erection. ”
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“Rule number three men are very visual. We have to change your look. You are a very attractive woman but you are completely inaccessible. You are all about comfort and efficiency. ”
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“Rule number four never talk about your problems. Men don't really listen or care. Some men pretend to care. ”
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“Abby: You're in love with me. Why?
Mike: Beats the shit out of me.”
Mike: Beats the shit out of me.”
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“Rule number one never criticize. Men are incapable of growth, change or progress. For men self-improvement ends at toilet training. ”
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“Rule number two, laugh at whatever he says. A fake laugh is like a fake orgasm. ”
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“You have to be two people. The saint and the sinner. The librarian and the stripper.”
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“So there you have it. Never assume a girl is easy or assume she's a prude. There are many layers in between, and it's your job, gentlemen, to peel back those layers and figure out exactly what type of woman you're dealing with.”
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“But you want a relationship, then here's how you get one: It's called a Stairmaster. Get on it, and get skinny...and get some trashy lingerie while you're at it...because at the end of the day, all we're interested in is looks. And no one falls in love with your personality at first sight.”
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“Let me tell you something about women. Women would have us believe that they are the victims; That we break their hearts for sport. That's crap. They say they want romance, they say they want true love, but all they want is a check list. Is he perfect? Is he handsome? Is he a doctor? For you men who fit the criteria, don't kid yourselves. Cuz they're not sleeping with you, they're sleeping with a carefully calculated set of venal choices. Money over substance, looks over soul, polished over principles. No gesture, no matter how real or romantic will ever compensate for a really impressive list of credentials.”
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