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Karen Maser

Karen Maser Quotes

Total quotes: 3

Karen Maser

Birthname

Nationality: United States Of America

Occupations: Screenwriter

Total quotes: 3

“Midnight on the clock represents a hypothetical global catastrophe, like a... a nuclear war. Uh, the number of minutes to midnight stand for how soon that could happen.”

— Matt Simmons, Criminal Minds, Season 13: The Bunker

Tagged: Alarmism, midnight

“Jennifer Jareau: Well, he didn't take their handbags, jewelry or wallets.

Penelope Garcia: No, the only thing missing was their cell phones. Well, that and their heads.”

— Jennifer Jareau, Criminal Minds, Season 11: Drive

Tagged: Understatement, Decapitation

“So you know how I like to sometimes say something clever before I say something sad and disturbing to self-soothe. To that end: please, make sure your seat backs and your tray tables are in their fully upright position, because...yesterday in South Florida the body of a woman was found encased in concrete in a 55-gallon drum.”

— Penelope Garcia, Criminal Minds, Season 12: Taboo

Tagged: Parody, Flight Announcements

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