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Karen Maser Quotes
Nationality: | United States Of America |
Occupations: | Screenwriter |
Total quotes: 3
Karen Maser
BirthnameNationality: United States Of America
Occupations: Screenwriter
Total quotes: 3
“Jennifer Jareau: Well, he didn't take their handbags, jewelry or wallets.
Penelope Garcia: No, the only thing missing was their cell phones. Well, that and their heads.”
Penelope Garcia: No, the only thing missing was their cell phones. Well, that and their heads.”
Tagged:
Understatement, Decapitation
“So you know how I like to sometimes say something clever before I say something sad and disturbing to self-soothe. To that end: please, make sure your seat backs and your tray tables are in their fully upright position, because...yesterday in South Florida the body of a woman was found encased in concrete in a 55-gallon drum.”
Tagged:
Parody, Flight Announcements
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