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Julie Andrews Quotes

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Julie Andrews

Julie Andrews

Birthname

AKA Julie Wells

Birthday October 1, 1935

Birthplace Walton-on-Thames, England, United Kingdom

Nationality United Kingdom

Occupations Film Actor, Music Director, Singer, Voice Actor, Children's Writer

Spouse Tony Walton, Blake Edwards

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Queen Clarisse Renaldi: 'Helen, if Amelia refuses to accept the throne, then Genovia will cease to exist as we know it.'

Helen Thermopolis: 'So the future of your country is in the hands my 15-year-old?'

— Clarisse and Helen, The Princess Diaries

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Queen Clarisse Renaldi: 'You are princess of Genovia.'

Mia: 'Me, a princess? SHUT. UP.'

Queen Clarisse Renaldi: 'I beg your pardon? Shut up?'

— Mia and Clarisse, The Princess Diaries

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Queen Clarisse Renaldi: 'Amelia, you look so... young.'

Mia: 'Thank you. And you look so... clean.'

— Mia and Clarisse, The Princess Diaries

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Does Mary Poppins have an orgasm? Does she go to the bathroom? I assure you, she does.

— Julie Andrews, JULIE ANDREWS: PRIM AND IMPROPER

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Helen Thermopolis: 'This is getting us nowhere! Talk to me!'

Mia: 'I can't talk to you right now. I'm late for a meeting with my guidance counselor.'

Queen Clarisse Renaldi: 'I'm late for a meeting with Spain and Portugal!'

— Clarisse, Helen and Mia, The Princess Diaries

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Mia: 'Now, what did you want to tell me?'

Queen Clarisse Renaldi: 'Something that, I think, will have a very big impact upon your life.'

Mia: 'I already have braces.'

Queen Clarisse Renaldi: 'No, it's bigger than orthodontia.'

— Mia and Clarisse, The Princess Diaries

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