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Joshua Brand

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Birthday November 29, 1950

Birthplace New York City, New York, United States

Educated At City College Of New York, Columbia University

Nationality United States Of America

Occupations Screenwriter

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Dr. Craig. Napoleon had nothing on that guy. Every time I just think of him, I get my palms sweaty.

— Dr. Victor Ehrlich (Ed Begley Jr.), St. Elsewhere, Season 1: Pilot

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Philip Jennings: The painters want to know whether you prefer egg or ivory in the wainscoting in the outer office.

Elizabeth Jennings: What's the difference?

Philip Jennings: The color.

— Philip Jennings (Matthew Rhys), The Americans, Season 2: Arpanet

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Martha Hanson: I met a man named Walter Taffet yesterday.

Philip Jennings: Who's he?

Martha Hanson: [after a sober pause] Well, he's you.

Philip Jennings: [Shocked, trying to regain his composure] I...

Martha Hanson: [On the verge of tears] They found the pen...Who are you?

— Philip Jennings (Matthew Rhys), The Americans, Season 3: Divestment

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Elizabeth Jennings: Congratulations. It was touching. No, it was. I didn't expect it to be. You and I were never really married.

Philip Jennings: No.

Elizabeth Jennings: It's funny I know they're just words people say. Do you think things would have been different between us if we would have said them?

Philip Jennings: I don't know.

— Phlip Jennings (Matthew Rhys), The Americans, Season 1: The Oath

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There are no experts. You probably know as much about possession than most priests. Look, your daughter doesn't say she's a demon. She says she's the devil himself. And if you've seen as many psychotics as I have, you'd know it's like saying you're Napoleon Bonaparte.

— Father Karras (Jason Miller), The Exorcist

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[to Dr. No] World domination, same old dream. In England our sanitariums are full of men who think they are Napoleon. Or God.

— James Bond (Sean Connery), Dr. No

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Very well, then. I will tell you my favorite story... ABOUT THE GREATEST CONQUEROR WHO EVER LIVED! Napoleon!

— Mojo Jojo (Roger Jackson), The Powerpuff Girls, Season 3: Child Fearing

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Why don't you ever hear about napoleons brother? Cause they were born-apart

— viktor1298, Why don't you ever hear about napoleons brother?

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World domination. The same old dream. Our asylums are full of people who think they're Napoleon. Or God.

— James Bond (Sean Connery), Dr. No

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Benton: Do you know how to start an IV?

Carter: Uh, actually, no.

Benton: I thought you were third year.

Carter: I am, but all I've done is dermatology and psychiatry.

Benton: The well-dressed specialties, huh?

— Michael Crichton, ER, Season 1: 24 Hours (a.k.a. The Longest Day) (1)

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Never sleep with the boss's daughter. Especially if the boss is Ed Deline, former head of CIA Counter Intelligence and the greatest security man Vegas has ever seen.

— Danny McCoy (Josh Duhamel), Las Vegas, Season 1: Pilot

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Camille: You got nice eyes...for a cop. [She then blows cigarette smoke in Joe's face]

Joe: And I bet your mother had a loud bark.

— Joe Friday (Jack Webb), Dragnet, Season 1: The Hammer

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Max, we're trained not to have any personal feelings. But I think you know that if I had any children, I'd like them to be like you and Fang.

— Thaddeus, Chief of CONTROL (Edward Platt), Get Smart, Season 1: Mr. Big

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I must have gone further into orbit than I thought.

— Tony Nelson (Larry Hagman), I Dream of Jeannie, Season 1: The Lady in the Bottle

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I'm not going to have that woman beating me over the head with my own son!

— Ben Cartwright (Lorne Greene), Bonanza, Season 1: The Julia Bulette Story

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Joe: It never fails, every time I fly, I come back a little surer there's a God.

Lowell: I go down to the dump and shoot rats.

— Lowell (Thomas Hayden Church), Wings, Season 1: Legacy

God Shooting Rats NBC Shows

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No 99, the real credit belongs to these toys. After all, we had at our disposal every fiendish and destructive plaything ever devised for the pleasure of little children. Those poor devils, all they had were real guns and bullets.

— Maxwell Smart (Don Adams), Get Smart, Season 1: Our Man in Toyland

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Al: Your best shot is freezing the brain until all electrical activity has ceased.

Sam: That's called death.

Al: I never said it would be easy.

— Admiral Albert "Al" Calavicci (Dean Stockwell), Quantum Leap, Season 1: Genesis (1)

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