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John Mahoney

John Mahoney

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AKA John Mahoney, Driss Mahoney

Birthday June 20, 1940

Birthplace Blackpool, Lancashire, United Kingdom

Educated At Pratt Institute

Occupations Concept Artist

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Martin Crane

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Martin: Oh, Sherry took her sister to that store across the street to buy some 'foundation garments.'

Frasier: I think they call them 'bras' now.

Martin: Not these, you don't. You could cross the River Kwai on one of those babies.

— Martin Crane (John Mahoney), Frasier, Season 5: The Kid

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Hey, for your information, people of our generation think sex is a private thing. And I still think that's a pretty healthy way of looking at it. Sex is something between you and the person you're doing it to!

— Martin Crane (John Mahoney), Frasier, Season 1: Guess Who's Coming To Breakfast?

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It's been the same since you were kids. If one of you has something, the other one always has to have it, too. I had to buy two Balinese lutes, two découpage kits, two pairs of lederhosen. When you finally moved out of the house, that was one embarrassing garage sale.

— Martin Crane (John Mahoney), Frasier, Season 2: The Club

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I just need a comfortable place to park my fanny.

— Martin Crane (John Mahoney), Frasier, Season 1: Give Him the Chair!

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Your bra cups should be large enough to prevent breast tissue from bulging or spilling out over the neckline or armhole edges. You'll know if your bra cups are too large if they have wrinkling, or are clearly larger than both of your breasts.

— Her Room, Bra Fitting Tips & Tests

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Getting fitted isn’t a one-time deal for anyone. Getting the perfect letter and number fit does not stop there. You can find the perfect bra, but then you get pregnant, you get your period, you go through menopause, you lose or gain weight.

— Adore Me, The Expert Bra Tips That’ll Change Everything

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Another option is packing your bras using items and systems you already have at home. For example, a ziploc bag. You can gently place them inside but leave some air so that it will be cushioned instead of flattened.

— Caroline, Tips for Packing Bras for Travel (Without Destroying Them)

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You can also lay your bra flat at the top of your suitcase and place socks or other items underneath to keep the cups from getting smashed. But again, this has issues if you travel with a backpack.

— Caroline, Tips for Packing Bras for Travel (Without Destroying Them)

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When the bridge—the front central panel of your bra—doesn't lie flat against your chest, that's a sign that the band is either too loose or your cup size is too small.

— Celia Shatzman, 5 Bra Mistakes You're Probably Making

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Certain materials can cause your bra size to fit tighter. So if you find a brand or bra you love, try a different fabric to get the fit you want.

— Ni'Kesia Pannell, 7 Bra Buying Tips for Small Chested Women

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If your bra rides up in the back, it means the band size is too small. Go get fitted for a new one.

— Beth Buczynski, 22 Really Really Good Tips For Anyone Who Wears A Bra

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Broken underwire can be painful. Use a maxi pad which you'd probably have on hand as a temporary fix to keep the sharp wire from poking your skin.

— Chloe C, 36 Bra Hacks, Tips & Tricks Every Girl Needs to Know

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Test the fit of your bra by sliding your fingers between the bra band and the surface of your back. You can have someone help you out in the process. The rule of thumb is, if you can’t slide two fingers in, the band is too tight. If you can slide more than two fingers, it’s too loose.

— Chloe C, 36 Bra Hacks, Tips & Tricks Every Girl Needs to Know

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You know, selling bras exclusively to women, we're really only utilizing fifty percent of the market.

— Sid Farkus (Patrick Cronin), Seinfeld, Season 6: The Doorman

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Sew cups into backless or low-back dresses so you don’t need to be left out!

— Jessica Booth, 15 Bra Hacks, Tips, and Tricks That Will Change Your Life - Gurl.com

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After a heavy workout, bring your sports bra with you into the shower so you can hand wash it. Delicates should never be machine washed.

— Chloe C, 36 Bra Hacks, Tips & Tricks Every Girl Needs to Know

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A professional tailor will be able to take in, or add hooks to your existing bra for just 5-10 bucks! Now your bra has a new lease on life.

— Adore Me, The Expert Bra Tips That’ll Change Everything

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If you want to cover your neckline a bit but hate the bulk of a camisole, buy one that clips in.

— Alanna Okun, 17 Hacks Every Bra Wearer Should Know

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Store bras on a single hanger to save space and keep them from getting bent out of shape.

— Alanna Okun, 17 Hacks Every Bra Wearer Should Know

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A demi lifts and separates without complete coverage or too much cleavage; a push-up enlarges and lifts breasts up higher; plunge typically brings the girls together with a deep 'v" for lower-cut tops; and full coverage is ideal for high cut necklines.

— Grace Gold, 5 Bra Fit Tips That Will Change the Way You Look in Clothes

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Wear or bring a thin T-shirt to the store so you can see what each bra looks like under the sheerest of circumstances. You don't want any surprises the first time you wear it!

— Jessica Padykula, Expert bra shopping advice

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The top priority for large chested ladies (a C-cup and up) should be finding a bra with minimal stretch and maximum adjustability.

— Charlotte Hilton Andersen, 5 Tips to Find the Perfect Sports Bra

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How long it takes to find a bra? What's going on in there? You ask me to get a pair of underwear, I'm back in two seconds...you know about the cup sizes and all? They have different cups.

— Frank Costanza (Jerry Stiller), Seinfeld, Season 5: The Sniffing Accountant

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That's the bra I gave her, she's wearing it as a top! The woman is walking around in broad daylight with nothing but a bra on. She's a menace to society.

— Elaine Benes (Julia Louis-Dreyfus), Seinfeld, Season 7: The Caddy

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Well, I was 14 years old. I was in my friend’s bathroom. His mother's brassieres were hanging on the shower rod. I picked it up, studied it. I thought, I like this. I didn't know what way or what level, but I knew: I wanted to be around brassieres.

— George Costanza (Jason Alexander), Seinfeld, Season 5: The Sniffing Accountant

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