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Martin Crane

Martin Crane Quotes

Total quotes: 4

Martin Crane

character

AKA: Martin Crane

Nationality: United States Of America

Occupations: Police Officer

Total quotes: 4

“Martin: Oh, Sherry took her sister to that store across the street to buy some 'foundation garments.'

Frasier: I think they call them 'bras' now.

Martin: Not these, you don't. You could cross the River Kwai on one of those babies.”

— Martin Crane, Frasier, Season 5: The Kid

Tagged: foundation garments, Bras, Huge, Hyperbole examples, River Kwai

“Hey, for your information, people of our generation think sex is a private thing. And I still think that's a pretty healthy way of looking at it. Sex is something between you and the person you're doing it to!”

— Martin Crane, Frasier, Season 1: Guess Who's Coming To Breakfast?

Tagged: Sex, Sex Is Private

“ It's been the same since you were kids. If one of you has something, the other one always has to have it, too. I had to buy two Balinese lutes, two découpage kits, two pairs of lederhosen. When you finally moved out of the house, that was one embarrassing garage sale.”

— Martin Crane, Frasier, Season 2: The Club

Tagged: kids, Balinese lutes, two of everything, découpage kits, lederhosen, moved out, embarrassing, garage sale

“ I just need a comfortable place to park my fanny.”

— Martin Crane, Frasier, Season 1: Give Him the Chair!

Tagged: fanny, sit down, comfortable

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