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Jim Carey Quotes

Total quotes: 13
“Give me that! Don't you know you're not supposed to take things that don't belong to you? What's the matter with you, you some kind of wild animal? Huh?”
— The Grinch, How the Grinch Stole Christmas!
Tagged: Christmas Quotes, Stealing, Wild Animal
“If you utter so much as one syllable, I'LL HUNT YOU DOWN AND GUT YOU LIKE A FISH! If you'd like to fax me, press the star key.”
— The Grinch, How the Grinch Stole Christmas!
Tagged: Christmas Quotes, Threats, fax, star key
“Saving you, is that what you think I was doing? Wrong-o. I just noticed that you were improperly packaged, my dear.”
— The Grinch, How the Grinch Stole Christmas!
Tagged: Christmas Quotes, Wrong, improperly packaged
“HELP ME... I'm FEELING.”
— The Grinch, How the Grinch Stole Christmas!
Tagged: Christmas Quotes, Help Me, Feeling, The Feels
“Be it ever so heinous, there's no place like home.”
— The Grinch, How the Grinch Stole Christmas!
Tagged: Christmas Quotes, Heinous, No Place Like Home
“That is not a chew toy. You have no idea where it's been.”
— The Grinch, How the Grinch Stole Christmas!
Tagged: Christmas Quotes, Chew Toy, germs
“Are you two still living?”
— The Grinch, How the Grinch Stole Christmas!
Tagged: Christmas Quotes
“Am I just eating because I'm bored?”
— The Grinch, How the Grinch Stole Christmas!
Tagged: Christmas Quotes, eating, Bored
“What's that stench? It's fantastic.”
— The Grinch, How the Grinch Stole Christmas!
Tagged: Christmas Quotes, Stench, fantastic
“But what would I wear?”
— The Grinch, How the Grinch Stole Christmas!
Tagged: Christmas Quotes
“It's because I'm green, isn't it?”
— The Grinch, How the Grinch Stole Christmas!
Tagged: Christmas Quotes, Green
“All right, you're a reindeer. Here's your motivation: Your name is Rudolph, you're a freak with a red nose, and no one likes you. Then, one day, Santa picks you and you save Christmas. No, forget that part. We'll improvise... just keep it kind of loosey-goosey. You HATE Christmas! You're gonna steal it. Saving Christmas is a lousy ending, way too commercial. ACTION!”
— The Grinch, How the Grinch Stole Christmas!
Tagged: Christmas Quotes, reindeer, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
“4:00, wallow in self-pity; 4:30, stare into the abyss; 5:00, solve world hunger, tell no one; 5:30, jazzercize; 6:30, dinner with me—I can't cancel that again; 7:00, wrestle with my self-loathing... I'm booked. Of course, if I bump the loathing to 9, I could still be done in time to lay in bed, stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness.”
— The Grinch, How the Grinch Stole Christmas!
Tagged: Christmas Quotes, Self-Pity, Jazzercise, Self-Loathing, Madness
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