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Now you listen to me, young lady! Even if we're horribly mangled, there'll be no sad faces on Christmas.

— The Grinch (Jim Carey), How The Grinch

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If you utter so much as one syllable, I'LL HUNT YOU DOWN AND GUT YOU LIKE A FISH! If you'd like to fax me, press the star key.

— The Grinch (Jim Carey), How The Grinch

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Give me that! Don't you know you're not suppose to take things that don't belong to you? What's the matter with you, you some kind of wild animal? Huh?

— The Grinch (Jim Carey), How The Grinch

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Saving you, is that what you think I was doing? Wrongo. I just noticed that you were improperly packaged, my dear.

— The Grinch (Jim Carey), How The Grinch

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Are you two still living?

— The Grinch (Jim Carey), How The Grinch

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Am I just eating because I'm bored?

— The Grinch (Jim Carey), How The Grinch

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What's that stench? It's fantastic.

— The Grinch (Jim Carey), How The Grinch

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That is not a chew toy. You have no idea where it's been.

— The Grinch (Jim Carey), How The Grinch

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But what would I wear?

— The Grinch (Jim Carey), How The Grinch

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HELP ME... I'm FEELING.

— The Grinch (Jim Carey), How The Grinch

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It's because I'm green isn't it?

— The Grinch (Jim Carey), How The Grinch

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Be it ever so heinous, there's no place like home.

— The Grinch (Jim Carey), How The Grinch

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4:00, wallow in self pity; 4:30, stare into the abyss; 5:00, solve world hunger, tell no one; 5:30, jazzercize; 6:30, dinner with me - I can't cancel that again; 7:00, wrestle with my self-loathing... I'm booked. Of course, if I bump the loathing to 9, I could still be done in time to lay in bed, stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness.

— The Grinch (Jim Carey), How The Grinch

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All right, you're a reindeer. Here's your motivation: Your name is Rudolph, you're a freak with a red nose, and no one likes you. Then, one day, Santa picks you and you save Christmas. No, forget that part. We'll improvise... just keep it kind of loosey-goosey. You HATE Christmas! You're gonna steal it. Saving Christmas is a lousy ending, way too commercial. ACTION!

— The Grinch (Jim Carey), How The Grinch

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Now you listen to me, young lady! Even if we're horribly mangled, there'll be no sad faces on Christmas.

— The Grinch (Jim Carey), How The Grinch

If you utter so much as one syllable, I'LL HUNT YOU DOWN AND GUT YOU LIKE A FISH! If you'd like to fax me, press the star key.

— The Grinch (Jim Carey), How The Grinch

Give me that! Don't you know you're not suppose to take things that don't belong to you? What's the matter with you, you some kind of wild animal? Huh?

— The Grinch (Jim Carey), How The Grinch

Saving you, is that what you think I was doing? Wrongo. I just noticed that you were improperly packaged, my dear.

— The Grinch (Jim Carey), How The Grinch

Are you two still living?

— The Grinch (Jim Carey), How The Grinch

Am I just eating because I'm bored?

— The Grinch (Jim Carey), How The Grinch

What's that stench? It's fantastic.

— The Grinch (Jim Carey), How The Grinch

That is not a chew toy. You have no idea where it's been.

— The Grinch (Jim Carey), How The Grinch

But what would I wear?

— The Grinch (Jim Carey), How The Grinch

HELP ME... I'm FEELING.

— The Grinch (Jim Carey), How The Grinch

It's because I'm green isn't it?

— The Grinch (Jim Carey), How The Grinch

Be it ever so heinous, there's no place like home.

— The Grinch (Jim Carey), How The Grinch

— The Grinch (Jim Carey), How The Grinch

— The Grinch (Jim Carey), How The Grinch

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