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Jeff Woolnough Quotes

Total quotes: 18
“It’s not a tornado that’s coming. It’s something much much worse.”
— Sabrina, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Ten
Tagged: Tornado, Doom
“Sabrina: There's also the Harvey of it all. We very recently took things to the next level.

Aunt Zelda: He hasn't defiled you, has he?”
— Sabrina, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter One
Tagged: Next Level, defiled
“Cases of actual demonic possession are extremely rare, despite what the False God and his propaganda machine would have you believe.”
— Zelda, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Six
Tagged: Demonic Possession, false god, Propaganda
“You're only supposed to start missing things after you've said goodbye to them, right?”
— Sabrina, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter One
Tagged: Miss you, goodbye
“Ambrose: Where’s Aunt Hilda?

Aunt Zelda: She annoyed me, so I killed her and buried her in the yard.”
— Zelda Spellman, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Two
Tagged: Annoying, Murder
“Sabrina: Someone is suing me?

Aunt Hilda: The Dark Lord.”
— Zelda Spellman, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Three
Tagged: Lawsuit, Dark Lord
“Dorcas and Agatha: Are we your daughters, too?

Father Blackwood: No, you’re just orphans.”
— Father Blackwood, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Seven
Tagged: daughters, Orphans
“We took their boyhoods. Until you release the birds, those four boys...won’t be rising to any occasion.”
— Prudence Night, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Two
Tagged: boyhood, Birds, Misandry
“Ambrose: Can I help you?

Madam Satan: I’m looking for someone. Not you.”
— Ambrose, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Five
Tagged: sick burn
“And this is no place for a man. And that very much includes you.”
— Zelda Spellman, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Ten
Tagged: Misandry
“How do you feel about wearing a costume while you’re working here?”
— Dr. Cerberus, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Six
Tagged: costume
“My name is Sabrina Spellman and I will not sign it away.”
— Sabrina, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Two
Tagged: Standards
“There’s no fixing it, Sabrina. You’ve opened Pandora’s Box.”
— Aunt Hilda, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Nine
Tagged: hopeless, Pandora's Box
“Witch law is the complete opposite. Guilty until proven innocent.”
— Ambrose, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Three
Tagged: Witch Law, innocent until proven guilty, Opposite
“Prudence: Careful, Nicky, or she’ll cocktease you the way she did the Dark Lord.

Nick: Why do you have to be such a bitch all the time, Pru?

Prudence: I don’t know, Nicky. Why do you have to be such a warlock slut all the time?”
— Prudence, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Four
Tagged: cocktease, Dark Lord, Bitch, warlock, Slut
“He said that his dream was that my dreams came true.”
— Harvey Kinkle, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Eight
Tagged: Dreams, Dream Come True
“I’m not an abomination, Sabrina. And I won’t be one.”
— Susie, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Six
Tagged: abomination
“Give it here. I'll make it quick. Hilda can fashion it into a purse.”
— Zelda Spellman, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Three
Tagged: Crafts, purse
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