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Bart: Are there any jive-talking robots in this play?

Marge: I don't think so.

Homer: Bart, don't ask stupid questions. Is there any frontal nudity?

Marge: No, Homer.

— Marge Simpson (Julie Kavner), The Simpsons, Season 4: A Streetcar Named Marge

jive-talking Robots play stupid questions frontal nudity

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You're as cute as a bug's ear.

— Homer Simpson (Dan Castellaneta), The Simpsons, Season 4: Lisa the Beauty Queen

Cute Simile Examples bug's ear

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Put a sock in it, preppy! How much are these free burgers gonna cost me?

— Krusty the Clown (Dan Castellaneta), The Simpsons, Season 4: Lisa's First Word

sock in it preppy Free Burgers cost

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Barney: But I only got up to go the the can!

Homer: Hey, I don't see your name engraved on this bar stool.

— Homer Simpson (Dan Castellaneta), The Simpsons, Season 2: Bart the Daredevil

difficult Sassy name engraved bar stool

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I've done everything I could and I've only got 35 bucks! Ughh! I am through with working, working is for chumps.

— Bart Simpson (Nancy Cartwright), The Simpsons, Season 2: Three Men and a Comic Book

Money Working chumps

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Attention Homer Simpson, you have been promoted. You are now an executive. Take three minutes to say good-bye to your former friend and report to room 503 for reassignment to a better life.

— Waylon Smithers (Harry Shearer), The Simpsons, Season 2: Simpson and Delilah

promoted executive Friend reassignment Better Life

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Morons. Pathetic morons in my employ, stealing my precious money. This is hopeless. None of these cretins deserves a promotion.

— Mr. Burns (Christopher Collins), The Simpsons, Season 2: Simpson and Delilah

Morons pathetic Stealing Money hopeless cretins

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Bart, having never received any words of encouragement myself, I'm not sure how they're supposed to sound, but here goes: I believe in you.

— Lisa Simpson (Yeardley Smith), The Simpsons, Season 2: Dead Putting Society

Words of Encouragement sound Believe I believe in you

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Bart: Dad, when did you record an album?

Homer: I'm surprised you don't remember, son. It was only 8 years ago.

Bart: Dad, thanks to television I can't remember what happened 8 minutes ago.

— Bart Simpson (Nancy Cartwright), The Simpsons, Season 5: Homer's Barbershop Quartet

record album Surprised remember Memory TV

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My pudding is trapped forever.

— Homer Simpson (Dan Castellaneta), The Simpsons, Season 4: A Streetcar Named Marge

Pudding trapped bottom of cup

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Bart: Are there any jive-talking robots in this play?

Marge: I don't think so.

Homer: Bart, don't ask stupid questions. Is there any frontal nudity?

Marge: No, Homer.

— Marge Simpson (Julie Kavner), The Simpsons, Season 4: A Streetcar Named Marge

You're as cute as a bug's ear.

— Homer Simpson (Dan Castellaneta), The Simpsons, Season 4: Lisa the Beauty Queen

Put a sock in it, preppy! How much are these free burgers gonna cost me?

— Krusty the Clown (Dan Castellaneta), The Simpsons, Season 4: Lisa's First Word

Barney: But I only got up to go the the can!

Homer: Hey, I don't see your name engraved on this bar stool.

— Homer Simpson (Dan Castellaneta), The Simpsons, Season 2: Bart the Daredevil

I've done everything I could and I've only got 35 bucks! Ughh! I am through with working, working is for chumps.

— Bart Simpson (Nancy Cartwright), The Simpsons, Season 2: Three Men and a Comic Book

Attention Homer Simpson, you have been promoted. You are now an executive. Take three minutes to say good-bye to your former friend and report to room 503 for reassignment to a better life.

— Waylon Smithers (Harry Shearer), The Simpsons, Season 2: Simpson and Delilah

Morons. Pathetic morons in my employ, stealing my precious money. This is hopeless. None of these cretins deserves a promotion.

— Mr. Burns (Christopher Collins), The Simpsons, Season 2: Simpson and Delilah

Bart, having never received any words of encouragement myself, I'm not sure how they're supposed to sound, but here goes: I believe in you.

— Lisa Simpson (Yeardley Smith), The Simpsons, Season 2: Dead Putting Society

Bart: Dad, when did you record an album?

Homer: I'm surprised you don't remember, son. It was only 8 years ago.

Bart: Dad, thanks to television I can't remember what happened 8 minutes ago.

— Bart Simpson (Nancy Cartwright), The Simpsons, Season 5: Homer's Barbershop Quartet

My pudding is trapped forever.

— Homer Simpson (Dan Castellaneta), The Simpsons, Season 4: A Streetcar Named Marge

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