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It's not 'Jo Jo,' it's Jodi... asshole.

— Herself, It's Garry Shandling's Show, Season 1: It's Garry's Problem, But it's JoJo's Show

Insult Sassy Snarky name Jodi

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Hansel: I guess you can dere-lick my balls cap-E-tan.

Derek Zoolander: I can Dere-lick my own balls, thank you very much.

— Derek Zoolander (Ben Stiller), Zoolander

balls Insult Diss

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Annie Walker: No. No, I'm here. I can do it. I... do... do I have to wear, like, a... costume?

Joan Campbell: Hookers in D.C. are pretty conservative. What you're wearing now is fine.

— Joan Campbell (Kari Matchett), Covert Affairs, Season 1: Pilot

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Don’t compare yourself with anyone in this world…if you do so, you are insulting yourself.

— Bill Gates, How to Think Like Bill Gates

comparison Self-Trust Insult Self-Confidence

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Shiksas are for practice.

— Moishe Maisel (Kevin Pollak), The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, Season 1: Doink

practice yiddish word Insult

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Libby: What’s your problem, Freak? Hoping Santa will give you a personality this year?

Sabrina: And a crossbow!

— Sabrina Spellman, Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 2: Sabrina Claus

Insult bullying Sassy Comeback santa Christmas Holidays Violence

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George: What about a legacy? Don't you want to be remembered?

King Edward: I will be remembered.

George: Yes, for being fat and lazy.

— George Duke of Clarence (David Oakes), The White Queen, Season 1: Poison and Malmsey Wine

Insult Legacy king Kingdom History fat Lazy Rude Remembered

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I bet you could get a badge in ugly.

— Lizzie McGuire, Lizzie McGuire (TV Series 2001–2004)

Insult ugly Bet

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Right now, what I need, is for you to climb down out of my ass. Can you do that? Will you do that for me honey? Will you please, just once, get off my ass? You know? I'd appreciate it. I really would.

— Walter White (Bryan Cranston), Breaking Bad, Season 1: The Cat's in the Bag

Insult Exasperation Climb Down Out Of My Ass

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Oh, spare me the sanctimonious lecture. You never cared about me. In the words of one of my actual friends: Ya basic. It's a human insult. It's devastating. You're devastated right now.

— Michael, The Good Place, Season 2: The Burrito

Basic Insult devastating joke Sassy

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Evil Mick. I guess that’s just regular Mick, but still.

— Sara Lance / White Canary (Caity Lotz), DC's Legends of Tomorrow, Season 2: Land of the Lost

Evil Regular Insult Rude Sassy Snarky joke

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Wow, I’ve never seen anyone not like Jane before. It’s honestly a turn on.

— Petra Solano (Yael Grobglas), Jane the Virgin, Season 4: Chapter Seventy-Nine

Dislike turn on humor Insult Snarky Relationship

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You could be a model. It's too bad you're not sexy.

— Sebastian Valmont (Ryan Phillippe), Cruel Intentions

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I could fall in love with a cruel desert that kills without passion, a canyon full of scorpions, one thousand blinding arctic storms, a century sealed in a cave, a river of molten salt flowing down my throat. But never with you.

— Henry Rollins, Solipsist

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Annie: You and Simon need some guy stuff to do together. I don't want him to feel left out.

Eric: No, being left out is Lucy's job.

— Rev. Eric Camden (Stephen Collins), 7th Heaven, Season 3: Drunk Like Me

Guys Left Out Insult Rude Snarky Black Sheep

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Ned Stark: Your Grace.

Robert Baratheon: You got fat.

— Eddard 'Ned' Stark (Sean Bean), Game of Thrones, Season 1: Winter Is Coming

Grace fat Insult king

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Libby: Well, I’ll be using me as shorthand for us. I’ve already got the floral design in my head.

Sabrina: Oh, well I’m glad your butt is working. Oh, I’ll be using butt as shorthand for your head.

— Sabrina Spellman, Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 2: Five Easy Pieces of Libby

Insult bullying Sassy enemies Shorthand butt joke

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Silvio Dante: His brains are splattered all over the seat.

Paulie Walnuts: Joey Peeps? Couldn't have been too much to clean up.

— Paulie Walnuts (Tony Sirico), The Sopranos, Season 5: Unidentified Black Males

Brains blown out Insult

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We're fighting because you're a moron. That's why we're fighting.

— Larry David (Larry David), Curb Your Enthusiasm, Season 7: Vehicular Fellatio

Fighting Moron Insult

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To-day the woman is Mrs. Richard Roe, to-morrow Mrs. John Doe, and again Mrs. James Smith according as she changes masters, and she has so little self-respect that she does not see the insult of the custom.

— Elizabeth Cady Stanton, The Woman's Bible: A Classic Feminist Perspective

Patriarchy Marriage Self-Respect Insult

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He who takes offense when no offense is intended is a fool, and he who takes offense when offense is intended is a greater fool.

— Brigham Young, via www.goodreads.com

Offense Fool Insult Rage

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You're not just an idiot, Patrick; you're also my pal!

— Spongebob Squarepants (Tom Kenny), SpongeBob SquarePants, Season 4: Selling Out

Idiot Insult Backhanded Compliments

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That's a nice haircut. Did you do it yourself?

— Michael Burry (Christian Bale), The Big Short

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Try to be a little less than your frivolous self, 007.

— Q (Desmond Llewelyn), Thunderball

frivolous Insult

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Franny: Gary, they're teenagers. School is their job. Raja gets straight A's, but Claire really needs to get that history grade up. And Justin, he needs work on his physics...

Justin: Yeah.

Franny: ...social skills...

Justin: What?

— Franny (Amy Pietz), Aliens in America, Season 1: Help Wanted

teenagers kids School physics Social Skills Insult Rude Snarky Witty

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