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Jane Kaczmarek

Jane Kaczmarek

Birthname

AKA Jane Kaczmarek

Birthday December 21, 1955

Birthplace Milwaukee, Wisconsin, United States

Educated At Yale School Of Drama, University Of Wisconsin–Madison, Yale University

Political Parties Democratic Party

Nationality United States Of America

Occupations Television Actor, Film Actor, Stage Actor, Television Actor Poterie

Spouse Bradley Whitford

Characters Portrayed

Lois

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Fate is just what you call it when you don't know the name of the person screwing you over.

— Lois (Jane Kaczmarek), Malcolm in the Middle, Season 1: Francis Escapes

Fate Person name screwing you over

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Dewey: Mom, can I have a story?

Lois: Once upon a time, there was a little boy that made his mom so crazy she decided to sell him to a circus.

— Lois (Jane Kaczmarek), Malcolm in the Middle, Season 1: Malcolm Babysits

Story bedtime crazy Boy Parenthood Circus

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Lois: Malcolm, what is all that stuff from your teacher? That woman sends home two or three fliers every day.

Malcolm: She says she wants the parents to be involved as possible with the children.

Lois: At school? It's the only break I get!

— Lois (Jane Kaczmarek), Malcolm in the Middle, Season 1: Stock Car Races

Teacher fliers involved Break

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Every day is a lottery and first prize is that you don't have to scoot yourself around town on a skateboard with your hands.

— Lois (Jane Kaczmarek), Malcolm in the Middle, Season 1: Pilot

lottery first prize scoot Town skateboard hands

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I do not see the world at all; I invent it.

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You have to meet people where they are, and sometimes you have to leave them there.

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I wonder how many people don’t get the one they want, but end up with the one they’re supposed to be with.

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The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet.

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I did not direct my life. I didn’t design it. I never made decisions. Things always came up and made them for me. That’s what life is.

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There is something liberating about handing the pen to God and letting him do his work.

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Your destiny is the level where you will play your tune. You might not change your instrument but how well you play is entirely in your hands.

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Give people time. Give people space. Don’t beg anyone to stay. Let them roam. What’s meant for you will always be yours.

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I want to know someone. Really know someone. And I think I want that person to be you, even if you leave.

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One day your heart will take you to your Lover. One day your soul will carry you to the Beloved. Don’t get lost in your pain, know that one day your pain will become your cure.

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When people die, they cannot be replaced. They leave holes that cannot be filled, for it is the fate — the genetic and neural fate — of every human being to be a unique individual, to find his own path, to live his own life, to die his own death.

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Don't mistake coincidence for fate.

— Mr. Eko (Adewale Akinnuoye Agbaje), Lost, Season 2: What Kate Did

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Sabrina: Harvey?

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Sabrina: I think that I just found mine.

— Sabrina Spellman (Melissa Joan Hart), Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 7: Soul Mates

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Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don't always like.

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And then my soul saw you and it kind of went, 'Oh there you are. I've been looking for you.'

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The first time I saw you, my heart whispered, 'that's the one.'

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Sometimes the dreams that come true are the dreams you never even knew you had.

— Alice Sebold, The Lovely Bones

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The path I choose through the maze makes me what I am. I am not only a thing, but also a way of being—one of many ways—and knowing the paths I have followed and the ones left to take will help me understand what I am becoming.

— Daniel Keyes, Flowers for Algernon

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Life is like a typographical error: we’re constantly writing and rewriting things over each other.

— Bret Easton Ellis, The Rules of Attraction

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Sometimes I think that maybe we are just stories. Like we may as well just be words on a page, because we’re only what we’ve done and what we are going to do.

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You will know who you are, forever, by knowing what it is that you love.

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