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Jake Johnson

Jake Johnson

Birthname

AKA Mark Jake Johnson Weinberger, Jake Johnson

Birthday May 28, 1978

Birthplace Evanston, Illinois, United States

Educated At University Of Iowa, Tisch School Of The Arts, New York University

Nationality United States Of America

Occupations Actor, Comedian, Television Actor

Characters Portrayed

Nick Miller

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I mean, I’m not doing squats or anything. I’m trying to eat less doughnuts.

— Nick Miller (Jake Johnson), House, Season 1: Kids

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I know this isn’t gonna end well, but the whole middle part is going to be awesome.

— Nick Miller (Jake Johnson), New Girl, Season 2: Quick Hardening Caulk

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It’s a weird life, but it’s where I’m at right now.

— Nick Miller (Jake Johnson), New Girl, Season 6: House Hunt

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Life sucks. And then it gets better. And then it sucks again.

— Nick Miller (Jake Johnson), New Girl, Season 2: Re-launch

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Do I regret it? Yes. Would I do it again? Probably.

— Nick Miller (Jake Johnson), New Girl, Season 2: Halloween

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I like getting older, I feel like I’m aging into my personality.

— Nick Miller (Jake Johnson), New Girl, Season 2: Neighbors

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To control the breathing is to control the mind. With different patterns of breathing, you can fall in love, you can hate someone, you can feel the whole spectrum of feelings just by changing your breathing.

— Marina Abramovic, 'To make German men cry is not an easy task'

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The right guy will love you for who you are. Still, getting a guy to want you can mean getting in shape. Not only is it healthier for you, but he’ll invariably love the way you look.

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The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it.

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Focus on what you have the power to change. Rather than spending your energy on wishing you were taller, redirect your focus on something you can change, like toning up with a yoga or pilates class, or honing one of your talents.

— Linda DiBella, Bad Body Image? 15 Ways To Improve Your Self-Esteem

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Keep your squats low and your standards high.

— Megan Shaeff, via twitter.com

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Exercise will keep you moving and grooving in all ways. Feel sexy and toned in your own skin, while increasing blood flow, detoxifying your body, and boosting your feel-good neurotransmitters, hormones and endorphins (serotonin, adrenaline, testosterone).

— Tara Campbell, 10 tips for boosting your libido naturally - Today's Parent

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It’s not just dressing for success that leads to gym glory, talking the talk really can help you walk the walk, apparently.

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Go for a hike, try a yoga class, or take a bike ride together. Burn some calories and work up an appetite before you head out for dinner. The endorphins will put you in a great mood.

— Devon Corneal, 5 Unique Date Ideas for Valentine’s Day

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You would be surprised what two hours of daily exercise and five hundred stomach crunches can do for you.

— Justina Chen, North of Beautiful (A Justina Chen Novel)

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The doctor's office is on the other side of town. That's a whole hour each way, if I walk slow. An hour of outside and rain and flowers and fresh fucking air.

— Offred (June Osborne) (Elisabeth Moss), The Handmaid's Tale, Season 1: Nolite Te Bastardes Carborundorum

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Doing kegels is crucial for strengthening your pelvic floor muscles, which are key in producing stronger, mind-blowing orgasms—not to mention bladder control. Note to self: Include kegels in every workout.

— Ashley Oerman, 11 Ways to Keep Your Vagina Happy and Healthy

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Hope you all had a great International Yoga Day. I’m currently working on my favorite pose: Recumbent Swiss Roll Consumer.

— Stephen Colbert, via Twitter

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Endorphins don't work on me.

— Hannah Horvath, Girls

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Always remember that your workout is about you. It's not about anyone else at the gym or in your bootcamp class. Focus on improving YOU.

— Fitness&Motivation, via twitter.com

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It doesn’t take long to exercise. An hour a day? You trade 8 hours of your day working for money. I’d give an hour to be sexy.

— Tyler Valkanas, 7 Points About Getting in Shape That You Need To Know

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I think someone should design exercise machines that reward people with sex at the end of their workouts, because people will perform superhuman feats for even the faint hope of that.

— Tina Fey, Bossypants

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A lot of singers think all they have to do is exercise their tonsils to get ahead. They refuse to look for new ideas and new outlets, so they fall by the wayside... I'm going to try to find out the new ideas before the others do.

— Ella Fitzgerald, via www.ellafitzgerald.com

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Reading is to the mind, what exercise is to the body. As by the one, health is preserved, strengthened, and invigorated: by the other, virtue (which is the health of the mind) is kept alive, cherished, and confirmed.

— Joseph Addison, The Tatler, Volume 3

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Studies show that if you eat well, exercise, and don't do drugs or alcohol, YOU WILL DIE.

— Unknown, What are some of the funniest one-liners?

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Exercise daily. Exercise will tone your muscles, especially your chest muscles, or pectorals, and give a firmness to breasts, making them appear somewhat larger and definitely perkier.

— Sharin Griffin, How to Make Your Breasts Bigger & Perkier

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People treat me like family, 'cause I've always treated them like family. My father said something years ago: 'Know no strangers.' Everyone in this world is somehow connected. So why not just be nice to everybody?

— Richard Simmons, Richard Simmons 'Still Doin' It' at 60

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A kid who moves is a kid who learns.

— Richard Simmons, Richard Simmons Obesity Crusade

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Workouts, for many, are something like possessions: If they don’t spark joy, they tend to be discarded.

— Gretchen Reynolds, For Exercise, Nothing Like the Great Outdoors

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I hate saying, ‘I like exercising’ — I want to punch people who say that.

— Jennifer Lawrence, Glamour

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Move more. It doesn’t matter what you choose to do: join a sports team; get a pedometer and take at least 10,000 steps a day; get up every 20 minutes and stretch; or join a dance class. Just move!

— Marelisa, 29 New Year's Resolution Ideas - Make This Your Best Year Ever - Daring to Live Fully

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Staying fit won't just make you more confident about yourself in the sack: Regular exercisers report being more sexually satisfied.

— Arielle Pardes, 10 Ways to Have Better, Stronger Orgasms

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Exercise to be fit, not skinny.

— Jacinta, via twitter.com

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Try yoga. It’s just awesome to strengthen you, thin you up and give you all the right curves while eliminating your stress at the same time.

— Kayla Kissinger, How to Look Better Naked By Using 15 Real Life Tips

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Exercise those butt muscles. Squats help to tone and lift the behind, making it appear larger and more shapely. Do at least 50 squats a day, and you’ll see a difference within a month’s time.

— Emilia Lamberto, How to Make Your Butt Look Bigger | LEAFtv

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Everyone should exercise, and not necessarily just for weight loss. Regular aerobic exercise improves heart and lung health, and therefore benefits the rest of the body, increasing muscle endurance, circulation and overall body health.

— Jennifer Gruenemay, 10 Ways to Improve Your Body Image

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Exercise. I know it’s the last thing you want to do, but you don’t have to run on a treadmill or do jumping jacks. You can try kickboxing or karate instead. Get all of your frustration out at the gym so you don’t take it out on your friends later on.

— Holly Riordan, 22 Pro Tips For Making Period Week Slightly Less Sucky

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If I start working out now, I'll be ready for summer... 2018.

— Josh Peck, via twitter.com

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God made your body to move. If you don't move it, expect to feel sad, anxious and unmotivated. You can start with just 15 or 20 minutes of light cardio while listening to your favorite music. It will make you feel so much better.

— Jordan Bach, via twitter.com

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Incredible what just 30 min. of sweaty exercise (any kind) does for my mood and motivation. If you feel anxious or uninspired, try it today.

— Jordan Bach, via Twitter

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Long walks can improve moods and reduce anxiety, but the benefits may be greatest if the walks take place outdoors rather than in a gym.

— Gretchen Reynolds, For Exercise, Nothing Like the Great Outdoors

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The more miles you ski, the better a skier you become; the more reps you do, the better your body.

— Arnold Schwarzenegger, Total Recall: My Unbelievably True Life Story

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There are no shortcuts—everything is reps, reps, reps.

— Arnold Schwarzenegger, Total Recall: My Unbelievably True Life Story

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Get comfortable with being uncomfortable!

— Jillian Michaels, Slim for Life: My Insider Secrets to Simple, Fast, and Lasting Weight Loss

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Only promise to plan to do a manageable amount of exercise. That way you're more likely to keep to it.

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Focus on how your body feels. Take a yoga class; ask your partner or a neighbor to walk with you every night; or try a new fitness DVD.

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The only exercise I get lately is running off at the mouth & jumping to conclusions...

— Carrie Fisher, Twitter

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There is a new exercise called “Rage Yoga” that encourages people to swear in between poses. Or as I call that, 'yoga.'

— Conan O'Brien, via Twitter

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Singledom is the perfect time to get yourself in shape and the endorphins released when you work out keep your spirits flying high. Why not pick up an old team sport you used to play in high school? It's a great way to socialize and stay in shape.

— Nicole Baikie, Rock On, Girl! 10 Ways To LOVE The Heck Out Of Being Single

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If you’re looking for a high impact sports bra, this jump test is a must. In fact 10 jumping jacks in a sports bra is a quick test of its support.

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By fine-tuning your cardiovascular health, you could be building bedroom endurance as well. But refrain from riding a bike too much, as the constriction caused by a bicycle seat may cause temporary erectile dysfunction.

— Anna Schaefer, How to Last Longer in Bed, Naturally

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Yoga does more than just get you limber—it may boost your libido, too.

— Leslie Barrie, 6 Surprising Libido Boosters

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If running your mouth was considered cardio, so many people would be in shape.

— Norm Kelly, via twitter.com

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Dopamine is a neurotransmitter in the brain connected to feelings of pleasure and happiness, and exercise gets it flowing.

— Khloé Kardashian, Strong Looks Better Naked

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