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Jake Johnson

Jake Johnson

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AKA Mark Jake Johnson Weinberger, Jake Johnson

Birthday May 28, 1978

Birthplace Evanston, Illinois, United States

Educated At University Of Iowa, Tisch School Of The Arts, New York University

Nationality United States Of America

Occupations Actor, Comedian, Television Actor

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I like getting older, I feel like I’m aging into my personality.

— Nick Miller (Jake Johnson), New Girl, Season 2: Neighbors

Aging Personality Growing Up

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I am one more black gay kid getting punched in the face away from a nervous breakdown.

— Principal Dadier (Jake Johnson), 21 Jump Street

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I mean, I’m not doing squats or anything. I’m trying to eat less doughnuts.

— Nick Miller (Jake Johnson), House, Season 1: Kids

Exercise healthy eating

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I know this isn’t gonna end well, but the whole middle part is going to be awesome.

— Nick Miller (Jake Johnson), New Girl, Season 2: Quick Hardening Caulk

Life Adventures Mistakes

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It’s a weird life, but it’s where I’m at right now.

— Nick Miller (Jake Johnson), New Girl, Season 6: House Hunt

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Life sucks. And then it gets better. And then it sucks again.

— Nick Miller (Jake Johnson), New Girl, Season 2: Re-launch

Life Misery It Gets Better

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Do I regret it? Yes. Would I do it again? Probably.

— Nick Miller (Jake Johnson), New Girl, Season 2: Halloween

Regrets Mistakes Memories

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Related quotes to Jake Johnson tagged Aging, Growing Up, Life

We’re going to get older whether we like it or not, so the only question is whether we get on with our lives, or desperately cling to the past.

— Ted Mosby (Josh Radnor), How I Met Your Mother, Season 4: Intervention

Change Aging Growing Up growing older The future The Past

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At my age, how much can I sin? What, I had an impure thought? I'd kill to have an impure thought.

— Terry Grossman and Kathy Speer, The Golden Girls, Season 2: Forgive Me, Father

Sin Impure Thoughts Aging Getting Older

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Time is a dream, a destroying dream. It lays great cities in dust, it fills the seas. It covers the face of beauty, and tumbles walls.

— Conrad Aiken, The House of Dust

Time Dream beauty Destruction Aging

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Stop worrying about growing old. And think about growing up.

— Philip Roth, The Dying Animal

insults Aging Growing Up

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I don’t consider myself a grandfather. I don’t even want to hear the term. There’s nothing good about the clock. —

I don’t consider myself a grandfather. I don’t even want to hear the term. There’s nothing good about the clock.

— , Donald Trump on The Howard Stern Show - July …

Family Aging Getting Older grandfather

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Most of us don’t miss the male gaze.

— Mary Pipher, Opinion | The Joy of Being a Woman in Her 70s

Aging Women Being a woman The Male Gaze Patriarchy

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Frances: 'Do I look old to you?'

Benji: 'No. Yes.'

Frances: 'How old?'

Benji: 'Older than I am.'

Frances: 'Older than 27?'

Benji: 'No. 27 is old, though.'

— Frances and Benji, Frances Ha

Aging Growing Up Old

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I’ve read Nora Ephron; I know how this movie ends. The credits roll and there we all are: accomplished older women, standing in front of our mirrors, pulling at our turkey-wattles, feeling bad.

— Stella Bugbee, Can Age-Shaming Be the Next Fat-Shaming?

Aging Women beauty Quote of the Moment

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I look as young as a person can look given how old I am.

— Nora Ephron, I Remember Nothing

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Anything you think is wrong with your body at the age of thirty-five you will be nostalgic for at the age of forty-five.

— Nora Ephron, via www.cnn.com

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According to my dermatologist, the neck starts to go at forty-three, and that's that...The neck is a dead giveaway. Our faces are lies and our necks are the truth. You have to cut open a redwood tree to see how old it is, but you wouldn't have to if it had a neck.

— Nora Ephron, I Feel Bad About My Neck

Aging Dermatology

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It makes me feel old when I look at gas prices; I'm like, ‘Wait a minute—when I was 16, filling my first car up, it was like a dollar!’

— Jeff Gordon, Interview with NASCAR winner Jeff Gordon

Gasoline Aging Inflation

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The best part about lovemaking with the right woman is that as your love grows, so does your passion. Just like fine wine, it tastes better when it’s aged.

— Christina Antonyan, Here’s The Real Difference Between Having Sex And ‘Making Love’

Sex Making Love Passion Aging

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You know it's funny—beer never seems to improve with age. Wine does, but beer doesn't. Did you never notice that? The older beer gets, the worse it gets.

— Fred Willard, Fernwood 2 Night S01e07 Hearing Ear Dogs For The Deaf

Beer Wine Aging dumb

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The older you get, the more fragile you understand life to be.

— Julia Roberts, ‘Today Will Be Different’: Julia Roberts To Make Her Television Debut

Aging Wisdom fragile

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I'm just old. You'll get there sooner than you think.

— Saul Berenson (Mandy Patinkin), Homeland, Season 2: Two Hats

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Husband [in front of the mirror]: ‘Will you still love me when I’m old, fat, and bald?’ Wife: ‘I do.’

— Unknown, 30 Dirty Jokes About Love And Marriage That Are Kind Of Offensive (But Also Hilarious)

looks Aging Marriage ugly fat bald insults

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The older you get, the more standards you'll have. This is not a bad thing because anyone you allow into your space will have a HUGE effect on your path.

— BRI STEVES, via twitter.com

Standards Aging older

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