“Look at those horny horny hippos.”— Berkley Johnson, Ann Acacia Kim, Lamar Woods, Nick Miller, Jake Johnson, imdb.com
“I forgot the name for a beaver the other day so I referred to them as 'architect squirrels.'”— Home_Halfway, twitter.com
“I removed the shell from my racing snail to make him go faster, but if anything it made him more sluggish.”— Unknown, reddit.com