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Jack Warden

Jack Warden

Character

AKA Jack Warden

Birthday September 18, 1920

Birthplace Newark, New Jersey, United States

Death July 19, 2006

Manner of Death Natural Causes, Pneumonia

Nationality United States Of America

Occupations Television Actor, Film Actor, Boxer, Stage Actor, Character Actor

Characters Portrayed

Rex Barker

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I don't drink any more. Of course, I don't drink any less, either!

— Rex Barker (Jack Warden), Bewitched, Season 1: It Shouldn't Happen To A Dog

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