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Jack Black Quotes

Total quotes: 8
“The wind... it's what makes it so warm this time of year. Legend has it, when the Santa Anas blow, anything can happen.”
— Miles, The Holiday
Tagged: santa ana winds
“[after introducing his overweight girlfriend to Mauricio]
Hal: Does she take the cake, or what?

Mauricio: She takes the whole bakery, Hal.”
— Hal Larson, Shallow Hal
Tagged: Fat-Shaming, take the cake
“[after Rosemary's weight crushed a chair]
Hal: Jesus Christ! What the hell's wrong with this chair? What's this shit made out of, anyway?

Restaurant Manager: Uhh... Steel.”
— Hal Larson, Shallow Hal
Tagged: Fat-Shaming
“Hal: So what do you weigh, like 110? 115?

Rosemary: [sarcastically] Which one of my butt cheeks are you talking about?”
— Hal Larson, Shallow Hal
Tagged: Fat-Shaming
“It's Christmas Eve and we are going to go celebrate being young and being alive.”
— Miles, The Holiday
Tagged: Christmas Movies
“[Hal is going to make his move on some unattractive girls]
Hal: I'm going for the one in the middle. You can have your pick of the other two.

Mauricio: So you get the hyena, and I have to choose between the hippo and the giraffe?”
— Hal Larson, Shallow Hal
Tagged: Fat-Shaming, Thin-Shaming, Objectification
“Tony Robbins: Hal, don't you think you're being a bit shallow here in the way you look at women?

Hal: Well, no! You know, I'd like her to be into culture and shit, too.

Tony Robbins: Ok Hal, hypothetical situation; Which do you prefer, a girlfriend missing one breast or half a brain?

Hal: Hmmm, toughie. What about the remaining breast? Is it big?”
— Hal Larson, Shallow Hal
Tagged: Fat-Shaming, shallow, Objectification
“You know, there are a few times in a guy's life - and I mean two or three, tops - when he comes to a crossroads, and he's gotta decide. If he goes one way, he can keep doing what he's been doing and be with any woman who'll have him. And if he goes the other way, he gets to be with only one woman, maybe - maybe for the rest of his life. Now it seems that by taking the other road, he's missing out on a lot. But the truth is, he gets much more in return. He gets to be happy.”
— Hal, Shallow Hal
Tagged: inner beauty, beauty
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