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|AKA:||Thomas Jacob Black, Jack Black|
|Birthday:||August 28, 1969|
|Birthplace:||Santa Monica, California, United States|
|Nationality:||United States Of America|
|Occupations:||Actor, Singer, Comedian, Television Actor, Film Actor|
AKA: Thomas Jacob Black, Jack Black
Birthday: August 28, 1969
Birthplace: Santa Monica, California, United States
Nationality: United States Of America
Occupations: Actor, Singer, Comedian, Television Actor, Film Actor
Spouse: Tanya Haden
Hal: Does she take the cake, or what?
Mauricio: She takes the whole bakery, Hal.”
Hal: Jesus Christ! What the hell's wrong with this chair? What's this shit made out of, anyway?
Restaurant Manager: Uhh... Steel.”
Rosemary: [sarcastically] Which one of my butt cheeks are you talking about?”
Hal: I'm going for the one in the middle. You can have your pick of the other two.
Mauricio: So you get the hyena, and I have to choose between the hippo and the giraffe?”
Hal: Well, no! You know, I'd like her to be into culture and shit, too.
Tony Robbins: Ok Hal, hypothetical situation; Which do you prefer, a girlfriend missing one breast or half a brain?
Hal: Hmmm, toughie. What about the remaining breast? Is it big?”